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New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

Funny story: New college grads can roll their student loan debt into a 30-year fixed mortgage - WHAT A DEAL!!!

So you just graduated from that pricey and prestigious liberal arts college and you and your sweetie owe an astronomical conglomeration of more than $125,000 in student loans. Neither of you have job prospects yet, but they're coming, baby, they're c...

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Elite Colleges Add "Hoop-Jumping" to Admission Criteria

Cambridge, MA-In order to select the "most qualified" undergraduate candidates from an increasingly selective applicant pool, Harvard College has added a Standardized Hoop-Jumping Test (SHJT) to its admissions criteria, and the rest of the Ivy League...

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Engineering Grad Invents Vanishing Machine to Escape Loan Repayment.

Funny story: Engineering Grad Invents Vanishing Machine to Escape Loan Repayment.

In an economy with no jobs, it is becoming increasingly difficult for recent college grads to begin repayment of student loans. With interest accruing and no money being generated, some recent grads have become very creative in ways of escaping loan...

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Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Funny story: Charlie Gilmour jailed for 16 months for being son of Dave Gilmour

Charlie Gilmour, who, along with others, was arrested for rioting during the protests over student fees in December 2010, has been sentenced to 16 months in prison. This is for the more serious crime of being related to Dave Gilmour, guitarist with...

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Brit students hold violent protests, the "good life" is becoming too expensive!

Funny story: Brit students hold violent protests, the "good life" is becoming too expensive!

UK students up and down the country have been holding protests against the raising of student fees. The protests in London have turned violent and there were many injuries. The reason for these protests is the UK government are raising the fees...

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Student debt collector accuses Chris Moyles of "a huge lack of respect" over non-payment

A spokesman for the Student Debt Collectors (SDC) has launched a vitriolic on-air attack of Chris Moyles after it was revealed the radio presenter had not contributed towards the repayment in the last five months. "I am very, very angry" the spoke...

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Female Grads now have Option of Paying Back Student Loans in Sexual Acts

It's something that plagues college graduates for years, even decades after they've tossed their grad caps and nailed their cheaply framed degrees to the walls of their one bedroom apartments. It's the student loan. It doesn't go away, and it doesn't...

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