Ledley King has announced his retirement from the top flight game after injuries stopped him from training between games.
He will continue to turn out for Tottenham Hotspur.
Stuart Pearce done a u-turn on a previous statement he made, saying he wanted the Players aged 23 and under in the Euro 2012 squad available for Team GB Olympic Football squad.
Well at least someone wants Andy Carroll...
David Beckham stunned the world of sport today by dropping old friend Stuart Pearce from his new Olympic Pizza advert, due to be filmed next week in Stratford and broadcast during the Games.
East end born Beckham was chosen to pick the team due to...
Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...
Despite their exit to Italy at the quarter-final stage of the main tournament, England today gathered a small consolation when they were named the inaugural winners of the European Penalty Missing Championships.
The only two teams to lose on penal...
The world of British sport was in shock today when Team GB Olympic Football team boss Stuart Pearce named his squad for the Games and local lad made good David 'OBE' Beckham wasn't on it.
'Pearcy' had to reduce his squad down from 35 to 18, and co...
After an unsuccessful start to his management career with Manchester City and England Under 21's, Fabio Cappello has made Stuart Pearce Head ball boy at all England internationals. The move comes after fierce demands by Stuart Pearce, wrote to S...
Ex-England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has been confirmed as the new Manchester City manager, and is expected to be sacked within 10 months, writes Monkey Woods.
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