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Football Gossip & comments 20th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 20th July 2012

Ledley King has announced his retirement from the top flight game after injuries stopped him from training between games. He will continue to turn out for Tottenham Hotspur. Stuart Pearce done a u-turn on a previous statement he made, saying he wanted the Players aged 23 and under in the Euro 2012 squad available for Team GB Olympic Football squad. Well at least someone wants Andy Carroll...

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David Beckham drops Stuart Pearce from Olympic Pizza advert

Funny story: David Beckham drops Stuart Pearce from Olympic Pizza advert

David Beckham stunned the world of sport today by dropping old friend Stuart Pearce from his new Olympic Pizza advert, due to be filmed next week in Stratford and broadcast during the Games. East end born Beckham was chosen to pick the team due to...

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Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Funny story: Stuart Pearce Hints That David Beckham Doesn't Have the Eyebrow Mobility For Football, Any More,

Stuart Pearce has hinted that the reason for David Beckham's exclusion from the British Olympic football team could be age related immobility. On Sunday when asked the question, "Why did you leave David Beckham out of your team?" Pearce raised his...

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Euro 2012: England crowned Champions!

Funny story: Euro 2012: England crowned Champions!

Despite their exit to Italy at the quarter-final stage of the main tournament, England today gathered a small consolation when they were named the inaugural winners of the European Penalty Missing Championships. The only two teams to lose on penal...

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Olympics: David Beckham misses out on Stuart Pearces 'Team GB Squad'

Funny story: Olympics: David Beckham misses out on Stuart Pearces 'Team GB Squad'

The world of British sport was in shock today when Team GB Olympic Football team boss Stuart Pearce named his squad for the Games and local lad made good David 'OBE' Beckham wasn't on it. 'Pearcy' had to reduce his squad down from 35 to 18, and co...

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Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

Funny story: Stuart Pearce named as head ball boy at Wembley

After an unsuccessful start to his management career with Manchester City and England Under 21's, Fabio Cappello has made Stuart Pearce Head ball boy at all England internationals. The move comes after fierce demands by Stuart Pearce, wrote to S...

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Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Funny story: Sven Goran Eriksson Confirmed As Next Manchester City Failure

Ex-England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has been confirmed as the new Manchester City manager, and is expected to be sacked within 10 months, writes Monkey Woods.

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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