SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...
A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers.
But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu...
PHOENIX AZ (ABSNN) - a 26-year-old Phoenix woman will spend a year-and-a-half in jail and she'll have to pay back some $8,000 to Arizona neighbors who thought they were paying for a cancer victim's double mastectomy.
Instead, they "were paying f...
Stripy jumpers are to be banned from British television starting in spring next year, with a wider ban on stripy jumpers in general to follow a few months later.
"It doesn't matter if the jumper has vertical or horizontal stripes," said Fashion Mi...
Supporting the urban truth that accepting a tattoo of your lover signals the end of a relationship, Jesse James has split from L.A. Ink Star Kat Von D following her recent acceptance of a full facial tattoo of James on her belly. Von D has reportedl...
Proposed local government reforms which will allow Parish Councils the power to revoke strip club licences have been branded a "con" by an entertainment entrepreneur.
A Government white paper aims to open up public services to competition from the...
A US stripper called Chelsea (no relation to the footie club who "boobed" it against United) has the biggest boobs on the planet and they even weigh more than that fab stick insect called Victoria Beckham.
She paraded them on the morning TV show w...
Britain's first televised Strip Poker Tournament took place in Blackpool yesterday, and the viewing figures shot through the roof as word spread around the internet that the Young Women's Cheerleaders Association was taking part this year.
The sho...
Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip joints have been surfacing on the net.
The...
This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life.
There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these.
Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4,
A dry Niagra Falls
Ancient Ro...
Miley Cyrus turned 18 recently that makes her legal to do whatever she pleases. Her first order of business is to shed her goody two shoes image. To achieve that goal she has taken a job at Harazy Girls in Los Angeles California.
It seems kinda cr...
On the day that students once again took to the streets of Britain to complain about escalating tuition fees and broken government promises, thousands ignored them and headed off to Trafalgar Square to cheer on a group of fifteen hundred striking pol...
Microsoft's new accessory for the XBox, the Kinect, has been hacked to allow video streaming across the internet, to play live strip poker.
PokeHer, the on-line strip poker site, has been steadily gaining adherents as early adopters of the Kinect...
Following years of unreported but serious workplace related injuries in adult entertainment establishments, a London engineer today announced his new design for a textured, no-slip stripper pole.
In a news conference earlier this morning, Howie Og...
Every weekend for the past four years, according to an article from "The Ugly Truth", the members of the New Beginnings Ministries church in Landsworth, Ohio have gathered together in front of The Foxy Box Strip Club and attempted to shame customers...
I know I can get you riled up by taking my clothes off, one silky piece at a time, slowly but with a purpose. Now I'd like to see you get hot and bothered while I put them back on. Because I spent a long time picking out these clothes. I didn't just go to Macy's and grab the first thing that fit me; I looked at hundreds of pieces, in several different departments, before I found just what to take...
Mom and Dad always said I wouldn't amount to anything, but wait until they hear that yours truly was named the winner of the Punta Cana Spring Break "Wild Girl" Stripper Contest! Believe me, this wasn't a cake walk. No fewer than 70 girls competed to see who could take off their clothes in the most alluring manner and then parade themselves around in as many different ways as possible. When you co...
Wesawit, Ohio - It was tit for tit Sunday when dancers from a local strip club went to Church, not to pray but to protest. For the past four years, the pastor of the Church has regularly been bringing parishioners down to the Foxy Babe Strip Joint on...