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Sexist Man Blatantly Holds Door Open For Woman - Then Called "Rude, Inconsiderate, Sexist Jerk" After Letting Woman Get Door For Herself

Funny story: Sexist Man Blatantly Holds Door Open For Woman - Then Called "Rude, Inconsiderate, Sexist Jerk" After Letting Woman Get Door For Herself

King's Beach, CA - A sexist man here got put in his place after holding the door open for a woman at the local Gas 'N' Sip Tuesday night. Sexist, Fred Holden, 45, single and a local fireman, held the door open for Anita Artisian and rudely said, "Aft...

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My stripping caused the Tory win

Funny story: My stripping caused the Tory win

The time has come for a confession. When I stripped outside the House of Commons before the election the reverberations led to a Toy win in the erection. This is no cock and bull story - I have evidence to support this claim provided by no less an...

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Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Funny story: Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...

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A Press Conference of the Democratic "Party"

In an unprecedented revelation, hardline Democrats announced today their actual (and quite obvious) opinions of such so-called "special interest" and "minority" groups as homosexuals, blacks and women. Considering all they have been doing for dec...

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Stripper Poll Reveals Disturbing Results

A recent poll of a large number of women who are employed throughout the nation as exotic dancers (in laymen's terms "strippers") revealed astonishing data regarding the lifestyle of the majority who have chosen this profession. The poll shows tha...

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Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Melissa McCarthy To Star In "Liposuction - The Movie"

LOS ANGELES - TouchRock Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures has just announced that shooting will soon begin on Bandini Borrapelli's comedy Liposuction - The Movie. A spokesperson for TouchRock told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Glo...

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Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Funny story: Five police cars sent to calm down 150 women at a 'Ladies night' when heartthrob Fabio didn't turn up!!

Pontyates, near Llanelli, South Wales: In the Welsh valleys yonder there, there is a cry in the mist. "Fabio, Fabio, where is thou Fabio?" At the Baltic Inn and Restaurant, no less, 150 Welsh Ladies arrived to see their favourite one, Fabio.

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Candles ignite stripper's fart: explosion injures 20 Shriners in Massachusetts!

Funny story: Candles ignite stripper's fart: explosion injures 20 Shriners in Massachusetts!

SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...

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Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

Funny story: Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers. But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu...

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New Boobs cost Arizona con artist $8,000 plus 18 months in solitary

Funny story: New Boobs cost Arizona con artist $8,000 plus 18 months in solitary

PHOENIX AZ (ABSNN) - a 26-year-old Phoenix woman will spend a year-and-a-half in jail and she'll have to pay back some $8,000 to Arizona neighbors who thought they were paying for a cancer victim's double mastectomy. Instead, they "were paying f...

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Stripy Jumpers to be banned

Funny story: Stripy Jumpers to be banned

Stripy jumpers are to be banned from British television starting in spring next year, with a wider ban on stripy jumpers in general to follow a few months later. "It doesn't matter if the jumper has vertical or horizontal stripes," said Fashion Mi...

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Kat Von D Gets Fat to Hide Jesse James Tattooed Face

Funny story: Kat Von D Gets Fat to Hide Jesse James Tattooed Face

Supporting the urban truth that accepting a tattoo of your lover signals the end of a relationship, Jesse James has split from L.A. Ink Star Kat Von D following her recent acceptance of a full facial tattoo of James on her belly. Von D has reportedl...

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Strip Club Licence Powers A Parish Council "Con"

Funny story: Strip Club Licence Powers A Parish Council "Con"

Proposed local government reforms which will allow Parish Councils the power to revoke strip club licences have been branded a "con" by an entertainment entrepreneur. A Government white paper aims to open up public services to competition from the...

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US stripper, Chelsea, has boobs that weigh more than Victoria Beckham!

A US stripper called Chelsea (no relation to the footie club who "boobed" it against United) has the biggest boobs on the planet and they even weigh more than that fab stick insect called Victoria Beckham. She paraded them on the morning TV show w...

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Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Funny story: Strip poker tournament attracts massive viewing figures

Britain's first televised Strip Poker Tournament took place in Blackpool yesterday, and the viewing figures shot through the roof as word spread around the internet that the Young Women's Cheerleaders Association was taking part this year. The sho...

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Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Vegas Rampage Continues

Vanessa Hudgens is continuing her Las Vegas birthday/I'm single again celebration. She's been on a, "bad girl", rampage for the last few days and many photos of her pole dancing at various Las Vegas strip joints have been surfacing on the net. The...

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Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4

This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life. There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these. Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4, A dry Niagra Falls Ancient Ro...

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Miley Cyrus Sheds Good Girl Image Becomes Stripper

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Sheds Good Girl Image Becomes Stripper

Miley Cyrus turned 18 recently that makes her legal to do whatever she pleases. Her first order of business is to shed her goody two shoes image. To achieve that goal she has taken a job at Harazy Girls in Los Angeles California. It seems kinda cr...

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