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Funny story: Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Brucie's "Strictly" Retirement Halted as Replacement Mickey Rooney Dies

Much loved Glitz loving Mickey Rooney has died at 93 after an unparalleled career in Showbiz. Rumours that Brucie's retirement from mainstream Chickfest "Strictly" is now on hold after Alex Ferguson's sulky withdrawal from the running are being denie...
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Funny story: Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Strictly Not Ageist - Brucie Bows Out (Well Sort Of. . )

Producers of "Strictly" are desperate not to appear to have pressurised old Bruce Forsyth to go into semi retirement. "I always said to myself I'd know when the time came when it was time to go". He reminisced last week. "Could you face bingo and day...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

The BBC moved quickly today by immediately appointing angry pensioner and former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson as the new co-host of Strictly Come Dancing. The announcement follows the decision of Bruce Forsyth to step down after ten years.
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Funny story: Strictly In The Marines

Strictly In The Marines

Colin Salmon, an actor (we believe, were sorry we've done little to no fact checking on this one), who is appearing on Strictly Come Dancing has said training for the show is harder than "being in the Marines". Back and to the Left news was alway...
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Funny story: BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

Beleaguered BBC bosses were left reeling today after yet another scandal broke involving one of their biggest star turns. Already engulfed in controversy following the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, BBC chiefs fear the corporation known as 'Auntie' m...
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Funny story: Emergency replacement on Strictly

Emergency replacement on Strictly

On Thursday after tripping over partner Johnny Ball's feet when he asked her to think of a number in the middle of a foxtrot Strictly Come Dancing professional Aliona Vilani fell and broke her ankle. With the first live show coming up fast the BBC ha...
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Funny story: OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!

Rome - The themed luxury cruise show's debut was to have been filmed aboard the Costa Concordia just as she smashed her way onto Giglio Island rocks. An announcement just before Christmas said the BBC's flagship entertainment show had been success...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

Schwarzenegger's Argentine Tango still eclipses the very best Strictly Come Dancing can offer

London - It's set the Argentine Tango benchmark since 1994 when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tia Carrere - as Juno Skinner - danced their rocks off to The Tango Project's rendition of Por una Cabeza. "For sheer animal magnetism you just can't beat it...
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Funny story: Come Dancing at Shepherds Bush Green

Come Dancing at Shepherds Bush Green

In an effort to raise much needed funds, the BBC is thinking of moving its popular show 'Strictly Come Dancing' to the summer and filming it on Shepherds Bush Green. "Due to cuts, we are finding it hard to afford the outfits for our couples, so s...
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Funny story: Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

Strictly Scrum Dancing - When Rugby World Cup Meets Reality TV

On the eve of the Rugby World Cup final there have been calls for the sport to attempt to embrace a wider audience by introducing a more entertaining aspect to matches. That fact that these calls have come solely from Strictly Come Dancing judge Brun...
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Funny story: Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage paired with sheep on Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage's tweets have led to much speculation about his mystery partner on Strictly Come Dancing. The ex-footballer has told followers on Twitter that he would like to 'go through the moves' with stunning pro dancers Natalie Low or Alioni V...
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Funny story: Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

London - Edwina Currie, Nancy Dell'Olio, Lulu and Anita Dobson head the Beeb's geriatric hat trick-plus line-up starting this Saturday. The ageing wannabes easily trump last season's torture that inflicted Ann Widdecombe on a hapless Brit audience...
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Funny story: The number of 'Strictly' shows to be expanded

The number of 'Strictly' shows to be expanded

After the latest viewing figures for Strictly Come Dancing show that this form of reality television remains as inexplicably popular as ever, the BBC intend to expand the stable. "For example, in late Autumn we're going to be showing Strictly No P...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Strictly Come Dancing's Brian Fortuna has announced he is leaving the show after changes were made to the format. He quit the show after he and some of his colleagues were asked to make the show entertaining. A furious Fortuna said "I don't kno...
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Funny story: Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

Graverobbers' Snatch: Bruce Forsyth?

London - (Neck Row Fillier): Reports that Strictly Come Dancing compere Bruce Forsyth 'is little better than a graverobber's kneetrembler' have startled his loyal Last Tango In Paris fans. The 80-something TV show host has been reviled by Rome med...
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Funny story: Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

Deputy PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday

DEPUTY PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday Rumour has it that Nick is merely jealous because he has two left feet and couldn't find...
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Funny story: Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

London - (Now The Carnival Is Over): "Fancy a Last Tango in Paris, Kara?" was the lurid text left on Kara's mobile as she danced her way to Strictly glory with Artem last night. This morning Kata Tointon's ass - er...arm! - was in a sling followin...
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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Breasts & Nut Clusters Awards 2010

Strictly Come Dancing Breasts & Nut Clusters Awards 2010

As much as their quick-stepping artistry, the physical attributes of the Strictly contestants were under close scrutiny as they danced for the 2010 title last night. For months viewers have been transfixed by the delightful décolletés of the girls...
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