LONDON STADIUM at Stratford: As the ongoing crisis continues at the athletics track that hosted the 2012 Olympics, even 'Duchess' Brady is losing her patience.
It is becoming clear now that Messrs Sullivan, Gold and DUchess Brady are losing sleep...
Arrive at Leyton Orient at 2.45pm to attend a home match for the first in three years. Due to a serious traffic accident on the A406, opponents Hartlepool are delayed and at 3.30pm the match is officially cancelled.
(Its a shame their are no Olympic Lanes on the A406)
Ironically, in April I wrote a spoof about Orient fans getting lost on route to Hartlepool.
The Olympic Steering Committee (or is that Beering committee) have finally come to a decision as to which football team will move into the white elephant that is the Olympic Stadium in Stratford.
The committee have agreed that West Ham United will...
The Mayor of Stratford, Ontario, home of Justin Beiber, has announced that the town is having to add an extension as it cannot cope with the growing influx of Beiber fans and their parents/chaperones.
Stratford, before Justin Beiber, was famous for its Shakespearean plays - and still is - but more and more tourists are flocking to the town as Beiber fans are driven in by parents or other adults...
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