Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm.
Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her...
After enduring a long, wet, windy horrible winter and spring, summer has arrived to relieve the northern half of Europe from its misery. The only problem is; there is more of the wet, windy, horrible weather hitting the shores of Britain and Northen...
Phoenix Arizona was recently buffeted by the biggest dust storms known to residents in recent history.
Some residents are speculating that the dust storms are related to the Phoenix lights.
The Phoenix lights were unexplained light seen by the...
The National Weather Service has announced a winter storm warning for the bulk of the Atlantic coast, while the storm is expected to bring an additional six to eight inches of thick measurable depth.
Chief Doppler Radar forecaster, Ivana Hardmen,...
Grim faced NASA scientists called President Obama early this morning with the worst possible news imaginable. The gigantic UFO's circling the sun since January have apparently succeeded in turning the sun into a weapon of mass destruction. The firs...
Reportedly awakened by the constant howling of the Midwestern winds off a neighboring plain mixed with the tinkling of ice crystals on the glass window near his bed, one local Wisconsin resident apparently lost control of his faculties this morning a...
A strange sea creature has been found washed up in Dumfries after the recent "Once in a thousand years" storms. The creature is believed to be of the starfish variety but has characteristics that usually only belong to a sea horse.
The creature,...
A massive storm has shaken the tea cups of Grannies and Grandads in an OAP home in Cumberland, UK.
Nurses, carers and children of the shaken Grannies and Grandads were so shocked at the force of the "Storm in the tea cups" they were forced to clos...
Joplin, MO--Summer storms caused flash flooding and millions of dollars of property damage last night. But the destruction apparently was a clever ruse to disguise more sinister intentions: sexual assault.
Marilyn Nieswyde, a partner at the Nie...
ST. LOUIS, MO - Many Missouri and Kentucky residents suffered severe injuries Friday night when the reigning Queen of Media waved her arms, causing heavy showers of chicken wings to fall across much of the area.
The line of storms was accompanied...
London - (Ass Mess): London's Non-Aligned Coven of Hotass Witches has issued a red alert for an unprecedented disaster this Wednesday 15 October, the 21st anniversary of the Great Storm.
The day coincides with the communication planet Mercury endi...
Britain is bracing itself for a further bout of Apocalypse and Armageddon tonight after millions of people were left wet and cold.
Cheltenham - (Disaster Mess): Up to 50,000 Cheltenham Festival-bound Irish racegoers have been left stranded by the storm which threatens to deprive UK bookmakers of their annual mug-punters' £50 million rake-off.
London - (Ass Mess): A Colombian-registered nuclear powered crack cocaine-smuggling submarine The Kursk III is drifting dangerously in the Thames estuary.
A massive storm front swept across Britain last night causing a deluge of rain as 100 mile per hour winds ripped across cities the length and breadth of the country. Floods swept away up to 60 people in Wales alone, where the epicentre of the storm w...
For more than 25 years I've been through sheer hell and I thought it very cruel of my parents to call me Norma, particularly having the surname Snockers. I can't think of anything more hurtful (except having the surname Snickers) and it was typical reflection of my dad's sense of humour. However, that turned out to be a storm in a D cup after I met a man who had been through the same p...
At four am yesterday morning five hundred miles of clear water lay between Ireland and mainland Europe. During the worst Atlantic storm for a century, England Scotland and Wales had sunk beneath the waves.
The recent widespread flooding that has affected many parts of the UK, is down to heavy rain, it has been claimed by experts.