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Sting Joins Real Police In South Yorkshire

Funny story: Sting Joins Real Police In South Yorkshire

World renowned musician Sting has embarked on his latest career with the South Yorkshire Police Force. His real name is Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, no surprise then that he goes by Sting in his public career. Though his name tag on his police uniform says Sumner, Officer Thomas is what he likes to be called now. Officer Thomas sat down with this reporter to talk about the latest phase in his...

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Sting has sex with himself for three days. Is very satisfied.

Funny story: Sting has sex with himself for three days. Is very satisfied.

News has reached us here at the Spoof that the diminutive Geordie singing legend Sting has split from his wife Trudie Styler. Apparently she had finally lost patience with him being unable to have a conversation without mentioning his work and how ge...

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Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Leader Arrested in Sting Operation with Fake Al-Qaeda Recruiter

Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...

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Sting's New Charity "Help an Aged Rock Star" Receives Millions

Funny story: Sting's New Charity "Help an Aged Rock Star" Receives Millions

Alleged do-gooder and former Police front man "Sting" famous not just for his monotone voice and drab personality but also his dabbling in things that he really has no knowledge about and "new age" philosophies has started a new charity that will hel...

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Sting wins Most Tender Lyrics Award

Funny story: Sting wins Most Tender Lyrics Award

HAMPSTEAD, London--In what is seen as a lifetime achievement award, rock musician Sting received this week the prestigious Most Tender Lyrics Award at the U.K. Rock Music Awards. Jury members lauded Sting, known for his earlier work with the highl...

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Bono's Operation Goes Wrong, Ego Accidentally Removed - World Asked to Pray for Peace

Irish rockstar Bono checked into a Monte Carlo hospital for a routine medical procedure to have his ego topped up in the frontal lobe of the brain. This is an operation Bono has every year but something went horribly wrong this time and consequences...

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The FBI Busts 127 Mafioso's Including Vinny The Pepperoni, Mickey The Mozzarella, "Lasagna" Luigi, and Vic Vermicelli

Funny story: The FBI Busts 127 Mafioso's Including Vinny The Pepperoni, Mickey The Mozzarella, "Lasagna" Luigi, and Vic Vermicelli

BROOKLYN - In what is being hailed as one of the biggest FBI Mafia busts in recent memory a total of 127 Mafia bosses, underbosses, hitmen, extortionists, and racketeers were rounded up and arrested. The Mafioso's were all members associated with...

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Green Hornet Actor Caught in Sting Operation!

Funny story: Green Hornet Actor Caught in Sting Operation!

Eddie Furlong, who has a role in the new Green Hornet movie, has been arrested for getting too close to his ex-wife and violating a court ordered restraining order. After several complaints from Furlong's former wife, Rachael Kneeland, the police...

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Fellow swinger reveals real reason why Sting likes to dress up Trudie Styler during their tawdry sex sessions

Funny story: Fellow swinger reveals real reason why Sting likes to dress up Trudie Styler during their tawdry sex sessions

Even regular sex gets boring. No way you say. S'truth. Take Sting for example. Nothing much new and happening on the creative front. So it's back to the boring old sex life of two dried out prunes. Readers will remember a couple of years ago when Sting tried to regale everyone with his expertise on tantric sex - that mysterious Indian Kama Sutra thing that he claims to have mastered. Where...

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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

Funny story: Slappers, Cougars and Rent Boys may benefit as media doubles undercover reporting

More reporters will go undercover more often than ever in 2011, to capitalize on the vast number of aging, fleshy men with a dollop of power and a propensity for bigging themselves up.  Editors at publications across the UK have decided the only...

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Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

Funny story: Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

While selection of a single stage name became popular in the late 70's and 80's, many elderly musical artists are starting to regret their chosen monikers now that retirement is looming. What was a unique way to draw attention to yourself as an ar...

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Sting accidentally kills three burglers

Funny story: Sting accidentally kills three burglers

A Wiltshire home was the subject of a police investigation yesterday morning after three burglers were accidentally killed while taking part in a burglary there, despite intense security surrounding the Victorian home. The home, belonging to ex-Po...

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SuBo, Bono and Sting headline new Raoul Moat tribute album

Funny story: SuBo, Bono and Sting headline new Raoul Moat tribute album

Susan Boyle and veteran rockers U2 are said to be delighted to perform on a new concept album dedicated to the memory of Raoul Moat. The album entitled The Love Moat also includes contributions from Coldplay and Phil Collins, who will be singing f...

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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Coco Sumner First Woman to Win The "Julian Lennon Award" For Sounding Exactly Like Her Father.

Funny story: Coco Sumner First Woman to Win The "Julian Lennon Award" For Sounding Exactly Like Her Father.

NO DNA TEST NECESSARY: Eliot "Coco" Sumner, the future Executrix of the Wills of Sting and producer Trudie Styler, is now the first woman to win the Julian Lennon Award for sounding exactly like her famous father, Police guitarist Andy Summers. (U...

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FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

Funny story: FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

The bizarre story involving the Dutch sociopath just gets more bizarre after it was revealed the FBI taped their sting meeting with Joran, but instead of immediately arresting him, bid the bad actor off with the Hollywood Classic Phrase, "OK Joran..

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Celebrity Beardwatch - First Sting Looks Like A Tramp And Then Jim Carrey Brings His Monster To London

Funny story: Celebrity Beardwatch - First Sting Looks Like A Tramp And Then Jim Carrey Brings His Monster To London

A disturbing new fashion trend has developed on both sides of the Atlantic recently, and it's really getting a lot of people hot under the collar for a variety of reasons. Big bushy tramp beards. US actor Jim Carrey showed up at the London prem...

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