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Medium Reveals All Of Hell Is A No Smoking Zone

Funny story: Medium Reveals All Of Hell Is A No Smoking Zone

If you think you might go to Satan's fiery place instead of Heaven when you die, you better light up your cigarette now because all of Hell is a no smoking zone. Mysterious medium Maria Duval said she was in contact with the spirit of famed Roger Vivier, an enthusiastic smoker who designed many of the popular stiletto heel styles of the 1950s. In a letter on her blog, Duval told her fans a...

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Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Funny story: Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Long Island - A bijou 3.2 acre pond-front plot at 94 Apaquogue Road has been secretly snapped up by the Russian mobster after epic haggling with its movie maker proprietor Steven Spielberg. The Hollywood director finally cut the deal at $25 millio...

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Spielberg Denies Jinxing Bacharach Biopic

Funny story: Spielberg Denies Jinxing Bacharach Biopic

Hollywood- Steven Spielberg denied reports that he placed a curse on the Burt Bacharach biopic and brought the project down incongruous and financially ruinous side-roads. "Nobody gets Burt Bacharach more than me. Listen, I grew up with his songs...

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Producers of Burt Bacharach Biopic Fear Project Is 'Cursed'

Funny story: Producers of Burt Bacharach Biopic Fear Project Is 'Cursed'

Hollywood- Producers of the long awaited Burt Bacharach biopic fear the project is 'cursed' after Ron Howard became the third major director associated with the project to suffer a nervous breakdown. Previous victims of the 'Curse of Burt' are Steven...

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Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

Funny story: Hollywood Might Assist Ukranians By Filming Tennyson Poem

KIEV-Reports indicate that Arseniy Yatsenyuk, the acting prime minister of the beleagured nation of Ukraine, and acting president Oleksandr Turchynov, have appealed to an unlikely source for help in their attempt to keep Russian military forces a...

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Daniel Day Lewis Set to Star in Daniel Day Lewis Biopic

LOS ANGELES, CA-Director Steven Spielberg announced Wednesday that English actor Daniel Day-Lewis will star in his upcoming biopic "Daniel." The film, set for an early 2016 release, will explore Day-Lewis' life, spanning from his childhood in 19...

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Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Funny story: Spielberg and Cruise Team Up For Napoleon Epic

Steven Spielberg is to make a mini-series based on the life of teeny tiny French Emperor Napoleon and has already earmarked Tom Cruise to star as the dwarf like leader who not only continually tickled his own nipple but also branded and created his v...

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Spielberg based Jurassic Park Velociraptors on England fast bowler Bob Willis

Funny story: Spielberg based Jurassic Park Velociraptors on England fast bowler Bob Willis

Fans of the former Surrey, Warwickshire and England fast bowler Bob Willis, missing from the current T20 Cricket World Cup TV commentary teams, have been forced to hunt him down on the Internet. But hunting him down is a very appropriate phrase, a...

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Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

Funny story: Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST - After speaking before the American Israel Public Action Committee (AIRPAC) last night in Washington, Bibi Netanyahu sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to discuss his speech and his meeting that morning with President Barack Hussein Obama: Dr. B: Mr. Prime Minister, may I call you Bibi? Bibi: Of course, of course. It is my privilege. Dr. B: Thank you. In your brilliant...

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Joey the War Horse weeps buckets at being made to sit next to feckless royals

Funny story: Joey the War Horse weeps buckets at being made to sit next to feckless royals

London - The star of the Steven Spielberg movie premiering in London's Leicester Square last night sobbed uncontrollably in the three-and-sixpennies before being comforted by Kate Capshaw. "My wife noticed these huge tears rolling down the whorse'...

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Money for old rope as Kate and Wills cash in on War Horse premiere

Funny story: Money for old rope as Kate and Wills cash in on War Horse premiere

London - Ten grand a ticket to hobnob with the dreadful faux royals at a lavish post-premiere bash has been slammed as a disgusting lapse of taste. The dosh is being paid into a slush fund called the Foundation of Prince William and Prince Harry t...

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Leveson Enquiry to be made into a film

Funny story: Leveson Enquiry to be made into a film

The Leveson Enquiry, the enquiry into the phone hacking scandal, is to be made into a major Hollywood Blockbuster for release in 2014. "It will be massive," said Steve Spielberg, who has been asked to produce the movie. "We have a few teething iss...

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Spielberg talks of the 'Scottish' dinosaur in new Jurassic Park film

Funny story: Spielberg talks of the 'Scottish' dinosaur in new Jurassic Park film

Executive producer and director Steven Spielberg has hinted at some of the details of the new Jurassic Park film at a press conference in Hollywood earlier today. The story for the new film was actually found in the DNA of a film critic sealed in...

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"Indiana Jones Not Accurate", Say Archaeological Society

The American Association of Archaeologists has issued a statement to counteract what it calls "vicious lies and fallacies" about their work. James Tukinluk, the head of the AAA, maintains from his post at Berkeley that "movies like Indiana Jones,...

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Steven Spielberg Blamed For Seychelles Shark Attacks

Funny story: Steven Spielberg Blamed For Seychelles Shark Attacks

The acclaimed director was accused by deranged Daily Mail reader, Cosmo Pelican, 76, of Musselborough, of provoking two fatal shark attacks in the Seychelles in recent days. The incidents led to the tragic and bloody demises of two men, one a Fren...

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Steven Spielberg reveals that ET never phones him these days

Funny story: Steven Spielberg reveals that ET never phones him these days

Bearded multi-millionaire and film maker Steven Spielberg has revealed that it has been years since his former work colleague ET phoned him. 'I made him a star' said the bewildered man of a thousand visions 'and he never phones. Other people who I...

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Icelandic Volcano Lands a Three-Picture Deal… Spielberg Signs Grimsvotn to Erupt with Laughter

Funny story: Icelandic Volcano Lands a Three-Picture Deal… Spielberg Signs Grimsvotn to Erupt with Laughter

An obscure Icelandic mountain has captured the imagination of Hollywood executives. The volcano Grimsvotn has been signed by a major studio to star in three feature films scheduled to be produced this year. "It's not everyday you find an artist wh...

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Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

Funny story: Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

World famous director Steven Spielberg and Universal Studios have been served with a multi million dollar lawsuit by an unemployed Los Angeles labourer. The 50 page suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Court, claims that Speilberg breached the copyright of Angelino Manassa following a car crash in Los Angeles in 1981. The papers, lodged by lawyer Barnabus E. Wilstein, continue : "On Ma...

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