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Funny story: Steven Seagal to Lose Gun Permit, Screen Actors Guild Card

Steven Seagal to Lose Gun Permit, Screen Actors Guild Card

Following the bold decision by police in Louisiana to deny the renewal application of a Concealed Weapons Permit for humoungous, fake Deputy Steven Seagal, The Screen Actors Guild has announced that they will also be looking to end his association w...
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Funny story: Steven Seagal Sued for One Million Lollipops by Former Sex Slave

Steven Seagal Sued for One Million Lollipops by Former Sex Slave

Action hero and self proclaimed sex symbol Steven Seagal is being sued for breach of contract by his former very personal assistant Liotta Licki. The former child porn star declares Seagal lured her out of the slums of Vietnam and made contractua...
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Funny story: Alex Reid To Be The New Steven Seagal

Alex Reid To Be The New Steven Seagal

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today told anyone who'd listen that he was desperate to sign cock fighting welsh dresser Alex Reid for a new movie project designed to fill the niche left largely unfilled by Hollywood tough-guy actor...
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Funny story: Steven Seagal Injured in Guitar Hero Accident

Steven Seagal Injured in Guitar Hero Accident

Action movie star Steven Seagal was admitted to hospital last week after suffering a sprained testicle while playing the popular Guitar Hero game on the Xbox 360. Seagal is claimed to have been attempting the elusive 'Double Whammy-Bar Deflect wit...
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Funny story: Seagal Requesting his Name be Removed From List of Banned Deadly Weapons

Seagal Requesting his Name be Removed From List of Banned Deadly Weapons

NEW YORK, NY - Steven Seagal met with a number of foreign diplomats at the United Nations headquarters Monday, requesting the removal of his name from a list of controversial weapons facing a ban by international treaty.
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Funny story: Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star wins Squinting Contest

Prison Break star Wentworth Miller has beaten off rival Clint Eastwood in a live televised squinting contest watched by millions.
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Funny story: Steven Seagal invites fat girls to howl at his house

Steven Seagal invites fat girls to howl at his house

Tubby 90's action hero, Steven Seagal has been spotted placing notices on store windows in Boise, Idaho, calling on fat girls to howl at his house.
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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