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Funny story: England Football team drop Umbro

England Football team drop Umbro

England are to end their long association with Umbro in favor of Umbro's parent company Nike. The move comes in the wake of negative press for Umbro whose recent kits have been seen as rubbish. A spokesman said. "The last couple of kits that Umbro...
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Funny story: England V Ukraine

England V Ukraine

England played out a stunning 1-1 draw in front of a packed Wembley stadium against the Ex-Soviet powerhouse that is the Ukraine. After the success and euphoria of the Paralympics and Olympics, English football took it upon themselves to remind Brita...
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Funny story: Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

A frustated Roy Hodgson promised changes after England failed to beat Ukraine at Wembley as the countries footballers burst the sporting bubble that had filled the country with pride over the last six weeks. England drew 1-1 on the night with Euro...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets. (The Sun) But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets. Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...
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Funny story: Transfer Window: Steven Gerrard agrees to new long term contract

Transfer Window: Steven Gerrard agrees to new long term contract

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has signed a new long-term contract which will effectively see him end his career with the same doctor. The 31-year-old scouser, who came through the ranks at Liverpool, first appeared at the surgery back in Novemb...
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Funny story: Gerrard extends Premier League Winner indemnity

Gerrard extends Premier League Winner indemnity

Steven Gerrard has extended his current Premier League Winner indemnity agreement with Liverpool for an undisclosed period of time, the club have announced. The midfielder negotiated an extension to his existing indemnity with the Merseyside outfi...
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Funny story: Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Liverpool and Manchester United scrapped out a hard fought draw today at Anfield. Gerrard put the home team ahead with a fluffed free kick which somehow squirmed through a broken defensive wall. With ten minutes left on the clock, Javier 'Chicharito'...
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Funny story: Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Steven Gerrard won't be knocked down. He told reporters that Liverpool is definitely on the way back up. Obviously if Manchester United do win the cup this season it will mean a 19th title for them over Liverpool's 18. Gerrard was holding back...
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Funny story: World Cup Woes Continue

World Cup Woes Continue

Almost 9 months after the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, the fall out from England's woeful displays rumbles on. Over 800 complaints have been made after a control centre technical fault led to ITV HD viewers being shown a car advert instead of...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

In surprisingly reflective mood, under fire Liverpool boss, Roy Hodgson, still smarting from a 2-0 derby defeat to local rivals Everton at Goodison Park, lay the blame squarely on Steven Gerrard's haircut. "It was a distraction for the whole team,...
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Funny story: Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Steven Gerrard has recently revealed how he aims to cap off his footballing career: with ambitions of winning the Premier League slowly and surely slipping down the drain. Our interview panel attempted to interview Gary Lineker, who was too busy t...
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Funny story: Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Antfield: Liverpool boxing legend and 18 Yard World Diving Champion Steven 'blue-eyed-boy' Gerrard has once again failed to be shown what a complete and utter arse he is by the Liverpool biased Match of the Day Team. After Gerrards last vicious el...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Close friends of Liverpool and England skipper Steven Gerrard revealed to Skoob Sports News this morning that Stevie G appeared to be 'a bit nervous.' One source confided that Stevie was 'on edge' as he took delivery of the daily papers, which he...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Not In Today's Papers Shocker

Steven Gerrard Not In Today's Papers Shocker

Reliable sources today informed Skoob Sports News that Liverpool and England skipper, Steven Gerrard, would not feature heavily in today's Sunday tabloid scandal rags. "Well, why would he?" one tabloid editor asked us. "What's he supposed to have...
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Funny story: Berrabah, Ewen Defend Gerrard Marriage

Berrabah, Ewen Defend Gerrard Marriage

Sugababes Amelle Berrabah and Jade Ewen have said their bandmate Heidi Range's marriage to footballer Steven Gerrard is "stronger than ever". In seperate interviews, both Berrabah and Ewen claimed the couple were very happy and are not splitting u...
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Funny story: Gerrard's Parents House Torched

Gerrard's Parents House Torched

Girls Aloud star Nadine Gerrard and Liverpool FC captain Steven Gerrard have rushed back to Liverpool as they found out their mother's house had been set alight by thugs. According to a source close to the family, both Nadine and Steven are fuming...
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