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Stevie G G G - Possible Liverpool Comeback For Gerrard?

Funny story: Stevie G G G - Possible Liverpool Comeback For Gerrard?

Steven Gerrard has opened up on a possible return to Liverpool and yet another round of emotional send offs at grounds where the fans hate him. Since Stevie G left Liverpool have gone from strength to strength in cementing mid table finishes and anti...

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Liverpool set for glory despite missing out on Premier League title

Funny story: Liverpool set for glory despite missing out on Premier League title

The moment Steven Gerrard failed to control a team-mates' pass in Liverpool's game against Chelsea, almost two weeks ago now, Liverpool's title dreams went up in flames. Their misery was further compounded when they failed to secure all three points...

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England Football team drop Umbro

Funny story: England Football team drop Umbro

England are to end their long association with Umbro in favor of Umbro's parent company Nike. The move comes in the wake of negative press for Umbro whose recent kits have been seen as rubbish. A spokesman said. "The last couple of kits that Umbro...

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England V Ukraine

England played out a stunning 1-1 draw in front of a packed Wembley stadium against the Ex-Soviet powerhouse that is the Ukraine. After the success and euphoria of the Paralympics and Olympics, English football took it upon themselves to remind Brita...

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Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

Funny story: Hodgson to recall top goalscorer for San Marino clash after Gerrard sending off v Ukraine

A frustated Roy Hodgson promised changes after England failed to beat Ukraine at Wembley as the countries footballers burst the sporting bubble that had filled the country with pride over the last six weeks. England drew 1-1 on the night with Euro...

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Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 23rd August 2012

Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets. (The Sun) But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets. Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...

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Transfer Window: Steven Gerrard agrees to new long term contract

Funny story: Transfer Window: Steven Gerrard agrees to new long term contract

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has signed a new long-term contract which will effectively see him end his career with the same doctor. The 31-year-old scouser, who came through the ranks at Liverpool, first appeared at the surgery back in Novemb...

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Gerrard extends Premier League Winner indemnity

Steven Gerrard has extended his current Premier League Winner indemnity agreement with Liverpool for an undisclosed period of time, the club have announced. The midfielder negotiated an extension to his existing indemnity with the Merseyside outfi...

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Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Funny story: Honours Even In Anfield Showdown - Gerrard And Chicharito Shine - Liverpool Fans Win Chant Of The Day

Liverpool and Manchester United scrapped out a hard fought draw today at Anfield. Gerrard put the home team ahead with a fluffed free kick which somehow squirmed through a broken defensive wall. With ten minutes left on the clock, Javier 'Chicharito'...

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Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Funny story: Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard determined to reclaim Premiership in 2012

Steven Gerrard won't be knocked down. He told reporters that Liverpool is definitely on the way back up. Obviously if Manchester United do win the cup this season it will mean a 19th title for them over Liverpool's 18. Gerrard was holding back...

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World Cup Woes Continue

Funny story: World Cup Woes Continue

Almost 9 months after the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, the fall out from England's woeful displays rumbles on. Over 800 complaints have been made after a control centre technical fault led to ITV HD viewers being shown a car advert instead of...

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Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

Funny story: Steven Gerrard's Haircut To Blame For Liverpool Derby Disaster

In surprisingly reflective mood, under fire Liverpool boss, Roy Hodgson, still smarting from a 2-0 derby defeat to local rivals Everton at Goodison Park, lay the blame squarely on Steven Gerrard's haircut. "It was a distraction for the whole team,...

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Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Funny story: Gerrard: "I aim to win a title"

Steven Gerrard has recently revealed how he aims to cap off his footballing career: with ambitions of winning the Premier League slowly and surely slipping down the drain. Our interview panel attempted to interview Gary Lineker, who was too busy t...

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Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Funny story: Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Antfield: Liverpool boxing legend and 18 Yard World Diving Champion Steven 'blue-eyed-boy' Gerrard has once again failed to be shown what a complete and utter arse he is by the Liverpool biased Match of the Day Team. After Gerrards last vicious el...

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Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

Funny story: Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson

As the UK is rocked by yet another scandal involving a footballer and a prostitute, Skoob Sports News elected to send our sports correspondent Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) out to smell some rats. Following revelations about Wayne Rooney p...

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Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Funny story: Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Close friends of Liverpool and England skipper Steven Gerrard revealed to Skoob Sports News this morning that Stevie G appeared to be 'a bit nervous.' One source confided that Stevie was 'on edge' as he took delivery of the daily papers, which he...

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Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...

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Steven Gerrard Not In Today's Papers Shocker

Funny story: Steven Gerrard Not In Today's Papers Shocker

Reliable sources today informed Skoob Sports News that Liverpool and England skipper, Steven Gerrard, would not feature heavily in today's Sunday tabloid scandal rags. "Well, why would he?" one tabloid editor asked us. "What's he supposed to have...

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