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Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Funny story: Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Hollywood, California - "Except that Randy's way better looking," Mrs Mastro tweeted this evening as the news of Brad Pitt hiring Leonardo DiCaprio sent the price of crude rocketing another $57 a barrel. The Wolf of Wall Street actor will star as...

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Apocalypse Entrepreneur Offers $3m Bunker To Racketeering NYC Lawyer Steven Donziger

Funny story: Apocalypse Entrepreneur Offers $3m Bunker To Racketeering NYC Lawyer Steven Donziger

New York - If the world comes to an end in 2015 for convicted RICO lawyer Steven Donziger, where on earth could he turn to? That is the karmic poser being studied by the office of the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York...

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'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

Funny story: 'We kicked Donziger's ass good and proper' Chevron tells shareholders meeting

Midland, Texas - The world famous Rogues Gallery at Midland's Permain Basin Petroleum Museum got a horrible new addition this week as racketeering New York lawyer Steven Donziger was finally inducted into its corruption rankings. Acclaimed by the...

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Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Funny story: Ecuador's President Rafael Correa and racketeering NYC lawyer Steven Donziger to speak at Harvard Law School

Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Is this some sort of crackpot April Fools stunt dreamt up by the Skull And Bones Club?" a leading professor of law asked today as the 9 April speaking engagement was announced. The private booking has rattled many a fi...

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US online poker billionaire faces bankruptcy as Chevron sues in Gibraltar tax haven

Funny story: US online poker billionaire faces bankruptcy as Chevron sues in Gibraltar tax haven

New York - Rien Ne Va Plus Monsieur DeLeon is Chevron's stark message to a US online gambling tycoon who bankrolled the massive disinformation movie 'Crude' in long-running Ecuadorian pollution shakedown. Gibraltar-based Russ DeLeon and his soon...

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Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

Funny story: Randy Mastro has just won big oil's Top Gun wings

New York - At $100 million for the Mission Accomplished! full Monty the former mob prosecutor and Rudy Giuliani mayoral aide doesn't exactly come cheap. Today a packed Southern District of New York courtroom heard US Senior District Judge Lewis K...

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Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

Funny story: Resurgence of Woody Allen child molestation claims sits uncomfortably with Ecuador's latest corruption cheerleader Mia Farrow

New York - Last week 68 year old actress Mia Farrow joined a motley ragbag of Ecuador eco-corruption deniers such as Bianca Jagger, Kerry Kennedy and Trudie Styler as the latest cheerleader for Amazonbotch plaintiffs' bent lawyer Steven Donziger.

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American Shyster Lawyers Association ready to dump Steven Donziger

Funny story: American Shyster Lawyers Association ready to dump Steven Donziger

New York - A trade union set up specially to cater for the professional needs of bent US lawyers is readying to throw one of its top members to the dogs as New York braces itself for Judge Lewis Kaplan's imminent judgement in the Chevron Rico suit.

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Seedy billionaire online poker magnate's $25million ante-up in Ecuador racketeering lawsuit will bomb says ex-partner

Funny story: Seedy billionaire online poker magnate's $25million ante-up in Ecuador racketeering lawsuit will bomb says ex-partner

New York - "I heard they kicked him out of Gamblers Anonymous for that $25million Donziger punt," former investor Arurag Dikshit (No kidding!) said today just as his onetime Californian business partner, the billionaire online gambling tycoon Russ De...

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'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

Funny story: 'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

New York - Is there some sort of ugly bitch redhead - a menopausal Anna Chapman-kinda ho, maybe? - lurking in the murky background of the New York lawyer sitting squirming in a Lower Manhattan courthouse dock charged with $19 billion of fraud and rac...

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Judge orders courtroom sweep at start of Ecuador racketeering trial

Funny story: Judge orders courtroom sweep at start of Ecuador racketeering trial

New York - "Filthy little bugs all over the place, Your Honor," counsel for Amazonbotch lawyer Steven Donziger claimed today as Judge Lewis Kaplan agreed yet another eleventh hour stay to the RICO racketeering trial to enable court pest control offic...

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Steven Donziger's face materializes on slice of toasted Wonderbread

Funny story: Steven Donziger's face materializes on slice of toasted Wonderbread

New York - Some judges breakfasting at a Manhattan cafeteria close to next week's RICO racketeering and corruption lawsuit were gobsmacked this morning when an apparition of Ecuador Amazonbotch shyster lawyer Steven Donziger popped up on a slice of t...

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Dazzling Harvest Moon lights Up Rare 'Blue Ice' Shower From International Space Station

Funny story: Dazzling Harvest Moon lights Up Rare 'Blue Ice' Shower From International Space Station

New York - An extremely rare 'blue moon' kinda shower from the ISS space toilet was raining down hard all over Manhattan's Meatpacking District tonight. Up to six months' worth of human waste suddenly plummeted home during a dazzling Harvest Moon...

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Noose tightens around Donziger's neck

Funny story: Noose tightens around Donziger's neck

New York - Dumped by his own attorneys as a potential bankruptcy liability Amazonbotch litigation hotshot Steven Donziger's ass is in a sling alright. Ecuador's $19 billion Chevron scam mastermind owes millions in unpaid legal fees to attorneys in...

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