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Funny story: Apple Creates New Jobs

Apple Creates New Jobs

Technofiles rejoice! Apple have unveiled the latest addition to their ever expanding army of sense assaulting machines. 5S-teve! Included with this release will be a free download of IOS Jobs. The update comes with ruthless business acumen, foldi...
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Funny story: Apple Says It's Time for a 'Smart Wristwatch'

Apple Says It's Time for a 'Smart Wristwatch'

Cupertino, California -- Top secret patent papers, leaked during a sequestered privacy spill, have revealed that Apple has chosen to design a 'smart watch' as the innovation that will save the company. Shaped in the form of chrome apple, the dev...
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Funny story: Secret FBI dossier hid that Steve Jobs 'was John Paul II's son'

Secret FBI dossier hid that Steve Jobs 'was John Paul II's son'

Washington - "Sure fitted the bill in terms of the Bush Sr/Quayle Administration official profile, heheh," was how one retired Federal official described the FBI report today. Drawn up in 1991 during George Bush Senior's presidency the file descri...
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Funny story: Apple to Patent Steve Jobs

Apple to Patent Steve Jobs

It is the ultimate accolade for any individual, when the company they founded applies for a patent on them. The Late Steve Jobs has received such an honour from Apple Inc. "We feel that Steve was so unique, that we want to ensure that he stays...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs Still Running Apple -- From Hell

Steve Jobs Still Running Apple -- From Hell

Cupertino, California -- Almost three months after his death, Steve Jobs continues to head Apple Inc., controlling the company from his special place in Hell through a combination of Wi-Fi, G4 and supernatural workarounds. "I made a pact with the...
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Funny story: Former Apple Employee Claims He Was "Forced Into Being Someone He Was Not"

Former Apple Employee Claims He Was "Forced Into Being Someone He Was Not"

CUPERTINO -- A former employee of Apple Corporation claims he was forced to wear clothes he was "uncomfortable with" and adopt a personality that "was far from what he really was about" after a several-month long application, and only seven months on...
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Funny story: New SAT Tests Creativity

New SAT Tests Creativity

Testing giant The College Board announced today that 2012 SAT tests will include a section on creativity. The standardized testing company has come up with new techniques for using multiple choice tests to measure innovative thinking. President Ga...
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Funny story: Apple's Steve Jobs Poster Might Become A Modern Mona Lisa with Moving Eyes and Everything

Apple's Steve Jobs Poster Might Become A Modern Mona Lisa with Moving Eyes and Everything

STEVE JOBS - As the family, friends, and Apple geniuses continue to mourn the passing of America's beloved Steve Jobs, there is a cultural phenomenon reshaping the art world. In his passing, Apple CEO Tim Cook decided to post a picture of Steve J...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs speaks through SIRI

Steve Jobs speaks through SIRI

CUPERTINO, CA-New England native and longtime iPhone owner Jeorge Ballad Cole claims that Steve Jobs spoke to him through SIRI. In familiarizing himself with SIRI, Jeorge decided to ask "Where is Steve Jobs?" SIRI replied "I don't see 'Steve Jobs...
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Funny story: Apple announces edible iPhone

Apple announces edible iPhone

From its Cupertino California Headquarters, Apple Corporation's Self-Philanthropic Division just announced the imminent release of its revolutionary product, an edible iPhone. Called the iFood, the new phone has two target markets. Spokesman Isa W...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres to yell all next week at her staff in homage to Steve Jobs

Ellen DeGeneres to yell all next week at her staff in homage to Steve Jobs

BURBANK, CA - Many of the staff members at the Ellen DeGeneres Show had been dismayed the last couple weeks ever since Steve Jobs passed away. One guest from the show told us that Ellen was equally distraught, "It was noticeable especially in Ell...
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Funny story: Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

NEW YORK CITY - In a rare feat, Apple Inc. won the Nobel Prize for Anthropology on Tuesday for its "discovery of being the fourth basic necessity for human survival" says the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. The prize committee said that Apple...
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Funny story: iLegacy of Steve Jobs iLittle iKnown iInventions

iLegacy of Steve Jobs iLittle iKnown iInventions

Steve Jobs was an amazing inventor of computer and digital technology, which has transformed the way we create, communicate and live our lives. However, few people know of the many other inventions that were important in the development of Steve...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs died bankrupt - reports

Steve Jobs died bankrupt - reports

Cupertino, California - The mystery backers who bankrolled Steve Jobs owned all the patents behind the company that now sees his posthumous wealth valued at $7 billion. Papers filed before a California court detail the parent company ownership tha...
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Funny story: James Dyson to take over Apple Corp

James Dyson to take over Apple Corp

British Inventor James Dyson has been approached to take over Apple Corp following the tragic and untimely passing of the talismanic and charismatic Steve Jobs. "It's what Steve would have wanted," said Naomi Munny, head of marketing at the multin...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs happy to rid self of geek image

Steve Jobs happy to rid self of geek image

Steve Jobs is sick of being labeled a geek,so he resigned as CEO of Apple and turned in his keys to the Oracle that told him to create all the products that made Apple a market force for stuff consumers didn't know they needed. The new CEO of App...
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Funny story: Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Jobs Given Blow As Apple Chief

Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs has been given a blow in the top position of America's most profitable company. Jobs has been given a blow before as Chief Executive of Apple between 1984-1997, when he left the company after falling out with coll...
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Funny story: China warns US: pay your debt or no more iPads

China warns US: pay your debt or no more iPads

Beijing -- The government of China has officially called in all of the loans it has made to the United States, and has threatened to stop production of Apple's popular iPad tablet computer if the money is not repaid immediately. China's ultimatum...
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