UKIP's Naughty Nigel has made a few blunders in a recent notable humanitarian agitprop outlet.
Now, I do warn you that I'm a little tired today; or indeed, fatigué, cansado, distrutto...
See, I said it in French and some other languages that foreigners speak, so TECHNICALLY, I'm not being racist.
Indeed, if anything, I'm being rather less racist than, say, the GENUINE BIGOT Tommy Robins...
Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as "Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs" were actually people just like them.
Shona Grammy sobbed, "All this time, I thought these people were, you know, like Obamabots or something, who had been planted as fake personas to bring socialism, pro-womanism...
Spark that blunt, pass the Milwaukee's, and certainly don't pay that child support.
It's Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, everybody!
Which means it's time to extol everything and all things black.
No wonder no one goes to work or school on MLK Day!
So fill your morning today with a tri-marathon of the Friday movies, maybe hit Church's for lunch, and make overtures towards the next fine as...
A Chinese 5th grader at an elementary school in the Boston-area is apparently last in his class when it comes to math.
The student, Chen Wu Zhang, was born in the United States, but his mother and father emigrated to the U.S. from China in 1999.
A Detroit-area waitress was pleasantly surprised Monday night when the black man she had served left her a tip.
Emily Anderson of Roseville, MI has been a waitress at a local restaurant for 18 months, and, according to her, a black customer has n...
Dateline: NEW YORK--Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions.
"I realized the essence of the problem...
Down in Alabama between two small towns on an old, dusty county road is one of the south's best kept secrets; Uncle Billy's Barn Cooked BBQ.
Billy Chawhock has been feeding locals around here for about six years now and he got his start one day because of a rainstorm that drove him and his homemade 55 gallon drum grill into the old horse barn out back of his family home. "We were having compan...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At the Harley Research Institute, several people were having trouble with a computer system.
The computer which was bought last weekend, is 'acting funny' and 'being douchey'. However, according to the researchers, the South Asi...
The air was turned blue in England's final warm up game in South Africa after Wayne Rooney was booked for abusive language towards the referee.
Rooney, the potato headed mentalist, turned on referee Jeff Selogilwe during England's unconvincing 3-0...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Authorities are questioning employees of a San Francisco hotel after three Italian businessmen were found shot to death, then rolled up in rugs and disposed of in a dumpster out back after they complained the hotel's dress code re...
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Several black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit against their department Thursday, alleging the online forum used by its officers is "infested with racist, white supremacist and anti-African-American content."...
A new report commissioned by the EU commission on Stereotypes was published today. Along with the startling revelations on the Germans it was uncovered that most of the Dutch people surveyed where easy going, Italians where intolerant maniacs, Irish...
Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.
Muncie, Indiana - 'Geography' is often thought of as the study of places and their names, but this misunderstanding has led to a violent protest by a group of fifth-year graduate students at Ball State University.
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