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Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins said to be furious over being confused with Steps singer of the same name over photo being used in parking ticket controversy article

Disgraced rock star Ian Watkins is said by prison staff to be furious over being confused with the Steps singer Ian "H" Watkins over unpaid parking fees. An article on B! online mistakenly used a photograph of the disgraced pedophile rock star ins...

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Steps out say authorities

Funny story: Steps out say authorities

In a shock move the Health and Safety Executive has announced a ban on stairs. A spokesman said that they had been considering this move for some time and had now reached a firm conclusion. Balls House, headquarters of the Labour Party, announced...

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Nine things that'll guarantee you'll be a miserable bastard in the new year

Funny story: Nine things that'll guarantee you'll be a miserable bastard in the new year

Bah-Humbug is your middle name. But why should a miserable bastard only get to be miserable at the holidays? Commit to memory these easy-to-follow steps and you'll be sure to be insufferable for all twelve months. 1) Run away from your problems. Why face problems head on when you can run from them and possibly make others feel as if these same problems were theirs and not yours. 2) Tell your...

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Steps reform as 'Stairs'

Funny story: Steps reform as 'Stairs'

Popular 90's beat combo 'Steps' are to make a comeback under the new name 'Stairs' due to legal complications. The band - the tall fit one, the bird with Hitler hair, the fat one, the gay one and the other one - will do a nationwide tour including...

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H from Steps - New acting Role

Funny story: H from Steps - New acting Role

Following news that Faye Tozer from lamented popular beat combo Steps is playing Eva Cassidy, we can exclusively reveal that H from the group now has a new gig.

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Jesuits to install glory holes in confessionals; not exactly "dick in the box"

Funny story: Jesuits to install glory holes in confessionals; not exactly "dick in the box"

Jesuit leaders responsible for over 350 North America archdioceses announced today that they were taking steps to make it easier for priests to reach out to their parishioners by installing glory holes in their congregation's confessionals.

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King Kong, CPA, Storms out of Enron Trial

Funny story: King Kong, CPA, Storms out of Enron Trial

Houston, TX - Declaring "It's a jungle in there," King Kong, CPA, stormed out of a Houston courtroom and held a press conference on the courthouse steps. Chiding his fellow accountants for their misdeeds and lack of ethics, he announce...

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ANDY LAM’s Dancing Pants

A few weeks ago, I was discussing the art of dancing with some of my colleagues. As happens so often, our collegial discussion soon descended to braggadocio, taunts, challenges and name calling. Soon, each of us was bustin’ out our sickest moves to demonstrate the superiority of our killer steps. Alas, what argument has ever been settled with an obvious and lucid demonstration of superior...

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Harry goose-steps into trouble

Funny story: Harry goose-steps into trouble

Prince Harry has been ordered by his superiors to apologise to the public after the publication of a photograph showing him wearing a swastika armband, holding a spliff in one hand and a glass of absinthe in the other.

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President Bush Urged to Conserve Gravity

Funny story: President Bush Urged to Conserve Gravity

SCHAUMBERG, IL - Leyland Moser, the newly elected head of the American Society for the Preservation of Gravity (ASPG), has called on President Bush "to take immediate steps to reduce this nation's alarming rate of gravity consumption."...

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Bubble Boy Leaves House, Gets Job

Funny story: Bubble Boy Leaves House, Gets Job

BLOOMINGTON ILLINOIS-- After spending the first 19 years of his life in a protective plastic bubble, a Bloomington man took his first steps into the outside world this week.

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Kobe Bryant granted own expansion team

Funny story: Kobe Bryant granted own expansion team

EAGLE, CO -- Unable to land a contract with an NBA team willing to let him pursue his goal of winning a championship all by himself, Kobe Bryant was granted his own expansion team on the steps of the Eagle, Colorado courthouse after the 45th day of a...

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Bush Outlines Iraqi Financial Independence in Five Easy Steps

Carlisle, PA--In a speech here yesterday evening President Bush outlined his plan for Iraqi financial independence in just five easy steps.

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Kerry Starts Busting Up Bush's Cabinet: Forgets He's Not President

Funny story: Kerry Starts Busting Up Bush's Cabinet: Forgets He's Not President

Washington, DC -- John "Big Head" Kerry has decided that it's high time he steps in and fixes the messes of the Bush administrat...

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"Scopes Trial" County Steps Up Enforcement

DAYTON, Tenn. - The county that has begun charging Homosexuals with "Crimes against nature" has a new axe to grind: Heterosexual "Crimes against nature".

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God To Smite Gibson

Funny story: God To Smite Gibson

The recent controversy over Mel Gibson flick "The Passion of the Christ" has reached new heights as long time movie critic God steps in to the forum.

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Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Funny story: Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Scientists in the U.S. have discovered a cure for the young pop rock banshee's eternal pathetic attempts to follow her father's foot steps.

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Exaggeration leads to arrest

Funny story: Exaggeration leads to arrest

The Government have today introduced new plans to outlaw the use of over-exaggeration in public places. To create a safer country, several new laws have been proposed. As Home Secretary David Blunkett steps up his campaign to make the United Kingdom...

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