My first morning of being nursed by a raving lunatic.
Blodwyn brought me breakfast in bed - not that I had the option of getting up. I had great difficulty moving my lips, let alone my legs.
"Here you are Bach. I've brought yew yewer breakfast is nit," she cheerfully chirruped.
She thrust a plate at me. I was in no position to refuse her 'hospitality.'
"What is it?" I asked.
I could...
It's hard being a writer.
Don't let anybody tell you any different.
Contrary to popular belief, most writers would prefer to sit facing a blank wall, rather than overlook a paradise beach in the Caribbean. There are no distractions when you sit facing a blank wall, so in theory, the writing comes easier.
I didn't introduce myself, did I?
My name is Mike Shuttlecock, and I'm a novelist.
John Sullivan, of Boston Lincolnshire, inspired by the novel, Pet Sematary, and the film of the same name starring Herman out of the Munsters, decided to transport his dead wife and child to the state of Maine in the USA, and attempt to have them com...
The latest rumour sweeping London town is that I'm a Celeb and X-Factor starlet, Stacey Solomon, is to be offered the lead role in a reworking of Stephen King's magnum opus (apart from The Stand) The Shining.
Stacey has apparently been pencilled i...
Insiders insist that Harry Potter stars, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are all set to star in a naturist version of Stephen King's best selling novel, 'Misery'
In the nude.
Skoob Entertainment News can't verify this, because it was sourced b...
Portland, Maine -- Stephen King is coming out of retirement, again.
"Full Dark, No Stars" is the latest release for King, who announced his retirement from writing in 2002.
"I thought I said it all, but when you are a formualistic writer, wel...
There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park.
The clowns are upset about a new Ha...
Sales of Nolnt, the new novel from master of horror, Stephen King, have broken all records in Middlesbrough, from where the writer hails, with two copies even having been purchased in nearby Redcar.
The novel, written entirely in Teesside Fonetix,...
Secret Service agents descended on Bangor,Maine early this week, to make final security preparations at the "Tree Hugger Book Store" where Stephen King will be holding a book signing for his new nightmare thriller detailing the possible demise of the...
Carrie White was the title protagonist of the Stephen King novel who appeared to be dead at the end of the movie and book. In the final scene of the movie, however, a hand is seen reaching out of the dirt of the destruction of her home.
King anno...
In a week which has seen the thorny issue of plagiarism take over the headlines at the expense of that good old staple called infidelity, we've just heard from Graceland that the late King of rock n roll, Elvis Presley has instructed his legal team t...
When Stephen King was nearly killed by a van as he was out walking a few years ago, he had a long recovery in the hospital and his rehabilitation.
"I was going nuts", King told our reporter, Bob Kane. "Other than putting a special curse on that va...
Stovington, Vermont - Dr. Denninger of the Center for Disease Control has confirmed that this latest strain of flu, know as "SuperFlu" or "Captain Tripps" is now at the level of a national emergency.
Government officials have heretofore been retic...
BOULDER, Colorado - The first meeting of the Boulder Free Zone having just been concluded, all the buzz now is about wunderkind Harold Lauder, who stole the show yesterday evening.
Having opened with the National Anthem, and having read and ratified the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, it came time to worry about the election of the leadership. The ad-hoc committee was all well and good, b...
Following the recent Esquire magazine cover which showed a naked supermodel adorned with the title and first 48 words of Stephen King's latest novel, there has been a call by writers at TheSpoof.com for a new feature on the site.
They are demandin...
Bangor, Maine - Best-selling author Stephen King is the latest big name to be drafted into the Spoof coalition of writers tasked with producing BuckwheatsButt's Star Trek Spoof extravaganza, championed by the legendary Jalapenoman.
King, who has b...