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Funny story: Stephen King Movie "Dr. Sleep" to Use "Twilight" Tricks

Stephen King Movie "Dr. Sleep" to Use "Twilight" Tricks

A few years ago in the second Twilight movie series a director used several tricks, not trick photography, for some scenes that are going to be used in the next Stephen King movie, "Dr. Sleep". If you remember some of the expressions, you'll love...
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Funny story: Bloody Damn Rats

Bloody Damn Rats

The recent death of James Hubbert robbed the UK of one of its most enduring authors. Though Hubbert spent the last twenty years writing milder thrillers, his notoriety rests largely on the shoulders of the violent horror novels he wrote in the late seventies and early nineties, especially the shocking "rats' series: Bloody Damn Rats, Big Bloody Damn Rats, and Even Bigger and Bloodier Damn Rats. Th...
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Funny story: Dean R. Koontz

Dean R. Koontz

Dean R. Koontz, known (by colleague and competitor Stephen King) as "the Stephen King of the West Coast," dissociates himself with horror, saying, "To be a horror writer, one must be a horrible writer." He is not to be confused with his fictional alter ego, horror writer Dean Koontz. Koontz was born in Pennsylvania, under a host of pseudonyms, and conceived the plots of his first 33 novels whi...
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Funny story: A Bad-Ass Review Of How Bad Dave Barry's 'Book of Bad Songs' Is.

A Bad-Ass Review Of How Bad Dave Barry's 'Book of Bad Songs' Is.

Dave Barry wrote a book about bad songs. Fully 2/3rds of the songs he writes about are songs that I love. Dave Barry is now on my excrement list. First off, let me explain who Dave Barry is. Dave Barry is a comic god. Not a comic genius. Not a comic professional. Not a comic expert. A comic god. Let's get that straight right from the beginning. I know he looks pretty geeky for someone...
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Funny story: Stephen King's Top 15 Rejected Book Titles

Stephen King's Top 15 Rejected Book Titles

After walking the streets of New York City before he finally managed to get "Carrie", his first book, published, Stephen King had 15 other books ready and waiting at home. However, the editors made him change the titles. It's a good thing. Stephen King's Top 15 Worst Book Titles: 15. Sodom's Lot 14. Wojo 13. Starfarter 12. The Dude Zone 11. Fag of Bones 10. Delores C...
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Funny story: Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 3

Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 3

The story so far: Popular novelist, Mike Shuttlecock, author of the 'Miserable Bastard' series of novels, loosely based on his brother Martin's experiences, has endured a serious traffic accident in Wales, and has been taken away from the scene by his number one fan, Blodwyn Glendowr. And imprisoned in her home as a guest/patient/victim... Oh, and accused of plagiarism. Or something simil...
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Funny story: Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 2

Miserable (Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's 'Misery') Part 2

My first morning of being nursed by a raving lunatic. Blodwyn brought me breakfast in bed - not that I had the option of getting up. I had great difficulty moving my lips, let alone my legs. "Here you are Bach. I've brought yew yewer breakfast is nit," she cheerfully chirruped. She thrust a plate at me. I was in no position to refuse her 'hospitality.' "What is it?" I asked. I could...
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Funny story: Miserable (Not to be confused with Stephen King's 'Misery')

Miserable (Not to be confused with Stephen King's 'Misery')

It's hard being a writer. Don't let anybody tell you any different. Contrary to popular belief, most writers would prefer to sit facing a blank wall, rather than overlook a paradise beach in the Caribbean. There are no distractions when you sit facing a blank wall, so in theory, the writing comes easier. I didn't introduce myself, did I? My name is Mike Shuttlecock, and I'm a novelist.
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Funny story: Man Buries Wife And Kid In Pet Cemetery And Nothing Happens

Man Buries Wife And Kid In Pet Cemetery And Nothing Happens

John Sullivan, of Boston Lincolnshire, inspired by the novel, Pet Sematary, and the film of the same name starring Herman out of the Munsters, decided to transport his dead wife and child to the state of Maine in the USA, and attempt to have them com...
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Funny story: Stacey Solomon Offered Lead In Remake Of Stephen King's 'The Shining'

Stacey Solomon Offered Lead In Remake Of Stephen King's 'The Shining'

The latest rumour sweeping London town is that I'm a Celeb and X-Factor starlet, Stacey Solomon, is to be offered the lead role in a reworking of Stephen King's magnum opus (apart from The Stand) The Shining. Stacey has apparently been pencilled i...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson To Star In Nude Remake Of Stephen King's 'Misery'

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson To Star In Nude Remake Of Stephen King's 'Misery'

Insiders insist that Harry Potter stars, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are all set to star in a naturist version of Stephen King's best selling novel, 'Misery' In the nude. Skoob Entertainment News can't verify this, because it was sourced b...
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Funny story: Stephen King Comes Out of Retirement, Again

Stephen King Comes Out of Retirement, Again

Portland, Maine -- Stephen King is coming out of retirement, again. "Full Dark, No Stars" is the latest release for King, who announced his retirement from writing in 2002. "I thought I said it all, but when you are a formualistic writer, wel...
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Funny story: Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

Clowns Picket Alton Towers Claiming Not To Be Evil

There was widespread panic at Alton Towers yesterday as thousands of clowns armed with outsized shoes and plastic buttonholes that squirt water out chained themselves to railings at the Staffordshire theme park. The clowns are upset about a new Ha...
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Funny story: Stephen King Novel Breaks All Sales Records!

Stephen King Novel Breaks All Sales Records!

Sales of Nolnt, the new novel from master of horror, Stephen King, have broken all records in Middlesbrough, from where the writer hails, with two copies even having been purchased in nearby Redcar. The novel, written entirely in Teesside Fonetix,...
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Funny story: Obama Maine 'vacation' to Coincide with Stephen King Book Signing: Death by Oreo!

Obama Maine 'vacation' to Coincide with Stephen King Book Signing: Death by Oreo!

Secret Service agents descended on Bangor,Maine early this week, to make final security preparations at the "Tree Hugger Book Store" where Stephen King will be holding a book signing for his new nightmare thriller detailing the possible demise of the...
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Funny story: Stephen King Pens New Horror Sequel: "Carrie... Pops Her Cherry"

Stephen King Pens New Horror Sequel: "Carrie... Pops Her Cherry"

Carrie White was the title protagonist of the Stephen King novel who appeared to be dead at the end of the movie and book. In the final scene of the movie, however, a hand is seen reaching out of the dirt of the destruction of her home. King anno...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley Sues Stephen King From Beyond The Grave For Plagiarism

Elvis Presley Sues Stephen King From Beyond The Grave For Plagiarism

In a week which has seen the thorny issue of plagiarism take over the headlines at the expense of that good old staple called infidelity, we've just heard from Graceland that the late King of rock n roll, Elvis Presley has instructed his legal team t...
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Funny story: Stephen King Wrote Latest Novel, "Under The Dome" On His Body Cast

Stephen King Wrote Latest Novel, "Under The Dome" On His Body Cast

When Stephen King was nearly killed by a van as he was out walking a few years ago, he had a long recovery in the hospital and his rehabilitation. "I was going nuts", King told our reporter, Bob Kane. "Other than putting a special curse on that va...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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