Famed scientist Stephen Hawking, a kin of Albert Einstein in the cosmology of odds and evens, has claimed the Boston Celtics' fate is in the hands of quantum fluctuations.
Hawking told an audience of eggheads whose brain is in the shape of a baske...
On a Boston radio show on station WEEI, Rob Gronkowski began to explain his sophisticated sense of the existential crisis facing all of us in the 21st century, following in the steps of Jean-Paul Satre and Albert Camus.
On the vagaries of life and...
London - "His flagship Beeb programme The Sky's A Fright will never be the same," the former Lucasian Professor of String Vest Theory said today as news of Moore's death was announced.
The 89 year-old astronomer and broadcaster 'went supernova' at...
Scientists at Cambridge university have accidentally split the entire Universe into two.
"We're very sorry," said Kate Bifur, professor of quantum theory at Cambridge. "It was an accident."
According to the incident log, the split occurred at n...
My Way Apps have released an app that is set to take the Frivolous App Market by storm, iWink.
"This is fantastic," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "For years I have suffered with people not realising I'm being sarcastic or joking. My cutting w...
Dublin, Ohio - Is Tiger Woods Back? The question has rung out through out the land. But according to greens keeper Morty McSnerd at a small par 3 course in Dublin Ohio, the question is completely lupid.
"The press should be ashamed, they are compl...
Cambridge - Hawking is known to have shagged a number of trollops keen to fertilise their eggs by such a humungous genius [sic] - back in the daze when he could still get it up.
The former Cambridge University Lucasian Professor of Mathematics has...
New York, USA. Noted scientist and globally recognised genius, Stephen Hawking, has made a late entrance into TV contest, Dancing With The Stars. This followed the withdrawal of one of the duos after a freak accident during rehearsal involving a chai...
The world's greatest scientist Stephen Hawking said today that unless we colonize space or learn to travel in time we will soon be extinct. Stephen Hawking said: "When the American people have Herman Cain atop the polls for Commander in Chief and Lea...
Every schoolchild will have, at some time, been shown Brownian Motion. Those little specks or motes dancing around on the surface of a liquid or even floating in the air.
The original explanation was that jostling atoms are knocking these motes, c...
An ABC spokesperson has declared that Chaz Bono will not in fact be participating in Dancing with the Stars this season, and that he will be replaced by famed physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking.
The decision represents a significant reversal that some...
Professor Stephen Hawking has agreed to become the voice of Intelligent Design yesterday.
Speaking through a computerised voice box, Hawking was enthusiastic about what ID stands for.
"Intelligent Design has so much going for it," said Hawking.
Professor Stephen Hawking has given an answer to the question that every scientist on the planet has been asking for the last 24 hours. What are the dark streaks on Mars?
The answer came in response to an e-mail that was sent to PH's Twitter sit...
Cambridge, England-- Famed physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking is launching a new career as a singer. The wheel-chair bound genius sings 10 songs on a new CD, with his eerie electronic voice. The background music is from a Moog synthesizer, giving the so...
(LSM) - Fresh on the heels of Mayim Bialik's (Big Bang Theory star) admission that she is actually a scientist, Cosmologist Stephen Hawking has admitted that he is actually a method actor who has spent the last 60+ years been preparing for the role i...
The interminable procession of 'Talent shows' like X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent and Pop Star to Opera Star have been filling up our screens with the same tedious offerings for the last, seemingly, twenty five years.
And now a new series of "So y...
Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI has declared that there are no black holes in Outer Space, and that most of modern physics is 'bullshit'. The pope has also stated the story of the Big Bang is a 'fairy tale invented by fairies.'
The frank word...
HEAVEN (Friggemall Wire Services) - God, seated in a great golden throne towering high above the realm of Heaven, said he was still giving thought to how to respond to famed British scientist Stephen Hawking's claim that Heaven is "a fairy story."...