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Crossbow Cannibal, Stephen Griffiths - how many more did he kill?

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal, Stephen Griffiths - how many more did he kill?

Self styled Crossbow Cannibal, serial killer Stephen Griffiths is dying. Having been declared officially sane, the raving monster is being allowed to starve himself to death, in prison. Griffiths, convicted for the murders of Suzanne Blamires, Sus...

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Crossbow Cannibal's 'The Story of O, My Blood Group Hell' defence

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal's 'The Story of O, My Blood Group Hell' defence

Wakefield - (Antibodies): "Bleedin' cheek!" was the gist of the Crown Prosecution Service's response this morning following a legal defence submission by Bradford Ripper Stephen Griffiths. This claims 'a cute (sick) hemolitic reaction' turned sour...

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Crossbow Cannibal 'boasted of dumping ex-girlfriend on Faecesbook'

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal 'boasted of dumping ex-girlfriend on Faecesbook'

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Debriefing sources said today the self-confessed Crossbow Cannibal 'had invited an ex-girlfriend for dinner' before dumping her on the iconic social networking site. Stephen Griffiths, a postgraduate doctoral faeces (...

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Bradford cops probe links to art critic who slammed Rolf Harris' Queen portrait 'cannibalistic'

Funny story: Bradford cops probe links to art critic who slammed Rolf Harris' Queen portrait 'cannibalistic'

Yorkshire - (Gruesome Mess): Police investigating accused serial killer Stephen Griffiths' background are probing links to a damning criticism by former Art Review editor David Lee of a 2005 Rolf Harris portrait of the Queen. The acclaimed critic...

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Stephen Griffiths tempted by Acid Bath Murderer's Corpus Delicti plea

Funny story: Stephen Griffiths tempted by Acid Bath Murderer's Corpus Delicti plea

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): Sources close to the 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths police probe fear he may use the same legal defence as convicted Acid Bath Murderer John Haigh. The notorious 20th century serial killer dissolved at least s...

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Crossbow Cannibal on controversial detox diet

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal on controversial detox diet

Wakefield, Yorks - (Tasteless): Diagnosed by prison medical sauces (sic) as having delusions of grandeur 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths has demanded to be put on a diet 'rich in Alpha and Omega-3 oils'. Griffiths, 40, is on remand at HMP Wa...

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Crossbow Cannibal Stephen Griffiths A Weirdo Susan Boyle Fan Say Cops

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal Stephen Griffiths A Weirdo Susan Boyle Fan Say Cops

A police source claimed today that cops involved in searching Stephen Griffiths' apartment in Bradford were sickened by some of the discoveries they made. "To classify this man as a twisted psychopathic pervert doesn't do it justice," a grim faced...

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Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Yorkshire - (Slashers): Bradford's 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths may have been obsessed with Silence of the Lambs star Anthony Hopkins whom he is said to resemble facially. A police search of the suspected murderer's seedy bedsit has found...

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Crossbow Cannibal 'lost his veginity' after watching Cooking With Delia

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal 'lost his veginity' after watching Cooking With Delia

Bradford - (Slashers): "Delia trussing poussins - that's spring chickens to you and me - was what did it," Mrs Moira Griffiths explained to reporters today. "Overnight it changed his carnal appetites, like," Mrs G added, "gave him a taste for the...

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Royal Freak Hospital psychologists to probe 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths

Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital psychologists to probe 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths

London - (Slashers): Forensic shrinks who mapped the psyche of convicted serial killer Dennis Nilsen are to evaluate Bradford's Stephen Griffiths. The Crown Prosecution Service has commissioned a Category 1 Wackjob assessment amid fears Griffiths...

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Bradford cops to dredge Aire and Calder Navigation Canal

Funny story: Bradford cops to dredge Aire and Calder Navigation Canal

Shipley, Yorks - (Slashers): Police searching for 'Crossbow Cannibal' killer Stephen Griffiths' victims Shelley Armitage and Susan Rushworth are to dredge the Knottingley and Ghoul (sic) Canal section of the Aire and Calder Navigation. The huge bo...

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Bradford mineral water company 'faces ruin' amid Stephen Griffiths furor

Funny story: Bradford mineral water company 'faces ruin' amid Stephen Griffiths furor

Bradford, Yorks - (Slashers): A bottled water business faces liquidation amid reports extraction from local springs is tainted. Seepage from the now notorious River Aire has resulted in unexpected 'organic ingredients' surfacing at the company's p...

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Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

Funny story: Stephen Griffiths arrest: Yorkshire Ripper slams 'amateurish' Bradford murder suspect

HMP Broadmoor - (Slashers): The Yorkshire Ripper today poured scorn on the 'Bradford Ripper' moniker following the arrest of suspected serial killer Stephen Griffiths. Peter Sutcliffe is said to be livid at the dilution of the 'Ripper' brand which...

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