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Order Your Genetically Modified Egghead Now!

Funny story: Order Your Genetically Modified Egghead Now!

Our reporter at U-R-FKD talked to Dr. Zoroaster Pike of the Tavistock Mind Control Unit in London to get his views on the recent announcement that Britain has got the go-ahead to conduct genetic research into human embryos. Critics are worried that it masks other concerns outside of human welfare that could have far reaching consequences for all of us. We could be at the mercy of mad back room...

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Billionaire Claims He Is Getting Stupider

Funny story: Billionaire Claims He Is Getting Stupider

A billionaire fashion designer says scientists have found a way for him to spend a lot of money on something totally impossible and ridiculous. Bahamas resident Peter Nygard says he is receiving stem cell therapy and that a study from the Univer...

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Winless Colts Reach Out to Doug Flutie to Save Season!

Funny story: Winless Colts Reach Out to Doug Flutie to Save Season!

The Indianapolis Colts, 0-2 for the first time in over a decade, have reached out to retired Quarterback Icon Doug Flutie in order to try and save their season! Franchise Q-Back Peyton Manning is out for the season, and despite 3 controversial nec...

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Government Opposes Jungian Voodoo Herpes Sect Abortion Counseling In Libyan Clinics

Funny story: Government Opposes Jungian Voodoo Herpes Sect Abortion Counseling In Libyan Clinics

The government has issued orders to all Ministers, to oppose any moves to change their long standing Libyan Health Policy proposals in today's vote. The road to parliamentary acceptance of the Coalitions controversial Libyan Reproductive Health propo...

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Future News: Americans to Health Holiday for Stem Cell Treatment

Published 2014 - WASHINGTON, D.C. & LONDON - Stem cell treatment, first attempted in 2010, and fully tested in 2012, is now a live-saving procedure. Except for Americans. The US government has banned stem-cell treatment and research in any...

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Susan G. Komen Announces First 'Abort For The Cure' Rally For AIDS-Curing Stem-Cells.

Funny story: Susan G. Komen Announces First 'Abort For The Cure' Rally For AIDS-Curing Stem-Cells.

Just days after the discovery that embryonic stem-cell transplants can cure both AIDS and leukemia, the cancer research foundation Susan G. Komen has announced that the first "Abort For The Cure" walk in Manhattan will occur in February. Stem cell...

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Future News: Simon Cowell Accidentally Cloned Back to Life

(Published 2083) - SAN FRANSISCO, EARTH - After the United Federation of Planets' science arm perfected stem cell technology for reviving dead animals, it was decided to bring a hero of Earth's Old Age past back to life. Sadly, the wrong sample wa...

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American Right-Wingers and Fundamentals Decry Britain's Stem Cell Research

Funny story: American Right-Wingers and Fundamentals Decry Britain's Stem Cell Research

GLASGOW, SCOT. & WASHINGTON, D.C. - Today, UK scientists conducted a stem cell trial. However, the Bible Belt aren't happy. Scientists are looking to discover the success rates of stem cells in patients, and today they, without too much contro...

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North Korea's regeneration clinic

Funny story: North Korea's regeneration clinic

(North Korea) The Pyongyang Maternity Hospital's regeneration clinic promises to regrow human organs. "It began with culturing skin grafts for women who wanted to hide stretch marks from child birth," said the hospital's spokeswoman. "And today we...

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Baby meat cults on the rise

Funny story: Baby meat cults on the rise

Rich people have been eating babies in hopes of staying younger. If you think the current economic downturn is creating new debt for generations to come, think again. Babies are once again on the menu as international bankers and the IMF sit to cho...

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Obama ends cell stem funding ban for Republican Presidents

Funny story: Obama ends cell stem funding ban for Republican Presidents

US President Barack Obama has lifted restrictions on federal funding, for research on new stem cell lines in Republican Presidents. Ex-President George W Bush blocked the use of government money to fund research, saying 'Heck, I don't want no medi...

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Obama Supports Stem Cell Research

Funny story: Obama Supports Stem Cell Research

United States Premier Barack Obama overturned the ban by former President George W. Bush and approved the use of stem cell research. In a statement that reminded all in the audience of "Dubya," however, Obama showed his ignorance of the science invo...

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Embryonic Stem Cell speaks out, "Don't research me!"

Funny story: Embryonic Stem Cell speaks out, "Don't research me!"

At approximately 4:25 am this morning, an embryonic blastocyst spoke out to the attending scientist, Mike Roman at a prominent cellular research Center in Massachussetts. The conversation caused Roman, a staunch liberal who up to this point has dilig...

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Rush Limbaugh Has Embryonic Stem Cell Therapy in Mexico

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Has Embryonic Stem Cell Therapy in Mexico

MEXICO CITY (Reuters)-- Controversial right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh has undergone an experimental first-of-a-kind embryonic stem-cell therapy at an private clinic in Mexico to treat his lifelong neurodegenerative disease "Hypercerebraldege...

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Does the Name "Rush Limbaugh" Ring a Bell?

Funny story: Does the Name "Rush Limbaugh" Ring a Bell?

Slapstick comedian, dog-trainer, and master of Pavlovian psychology, Rush Limbaugh....has been serving up new gruel to his four-legged friends, and setting new lows for cheap, vulgar and dishonest propaganda, on his radio show.

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