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Funny story: Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

Governor Jan Brewer Demands That The City of Yuma Either Sell or Destroy Its Lesbionic Statue

YUMA, Arizona - Governor Jan Brewer recently visited the city of Yuma and she was shocked to see there in the middle of town a statue of three lesbianites. Governor Brewer asked a local resident what the hell the statue was doing there. She was...
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

SYRACUSE, New York - The upstate New York city of Syracuse, which is the birthplace of FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly, has decided that due to Kelly's way out-of-line comments about the color of Santa Claus' skin it will be forced to take some action.
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Funny story: Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Just about a month ago, British scientists thought that they had found the reason an Egyptian Statue in the museum was moving after being left alone, apparently on it's own. After careful study, it was determined that it was not due to an ancient...
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Funny story: Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

WASHINGTON - Security guards in the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building have found what appear to be self-inflicted wounds on the Spirit of Justice this morning, during a routine inspection of her and her counterpart, Majesty Law.
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Funny story: New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

New York Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Donates $1 Million For A Nelson Mandela Statue To Be Placed In Central Park

NEW YORK CITY - Regis Philbin, co-host of The Viagra View said that he has received a text message from the head of New York City's largest crime family Salvatore Goombalini. Sal The Pal as he is known in the mob world stated that he had nothing b...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Flowerpot statue comes under fire

Isle of Wight News - Flowerpot statue comes under fire

The controversial new sculpture erected at the end of Ryde pier has come under even more fire from an unexpected source, the children's television programme Bill and Ben. "When we had that charity appeal in 1986 for people to send in spare flower...
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Funny story: Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

Big Tex Catches Fire and Burns - Romney Blames President Obama

DALLAS - Big Tex, the legendary 52-foot tall statue at The State Fair of Texas for 60 years, caught fire and completely burned. The Lone Star State icon with the 75-gallon hat first appeared at the State Fair Park back in 1952. Big Tex was purc...
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Funny story: Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - A spokesperson for the highly scandalized Penn State University has just confirmed reports that the school board of directors has voted unanimously to remove the 7-foot tall, 901 pound statue of former head coach Joe P...
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Funny story: Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

The age-old problem of pigeons using statues as toilets is set to become a thing of the past after scientists this week introduced a new anti-pigeon device, the Spiker. The Spiker is a tiny needle that hides inside the head of the statue - when an...
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Funny story: Denuded nudes display needs new dudes

Denuded nudes display needs new dudes

Vandals have destroyed hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of sculptures at the Liverpool Tate Modern. "We're devastated," said Tate Head of Acquisitions, Pauline Quirk. "These were tasteful nudes created by Tracy Emin. What these bastards have...
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Funny story: Disgust at paedo Ronnie Raygun statue

Disgust at paedo Ronnie Raygun statue

London - Erection of the ten foot bronze monster in London's Grosvenor Square has been met with widespread disbelief. Local Westmonster Council byelaws only permit such public commemoration after a 'decent' period of official whitewashing - usual...
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Funny story: Antiques Roadshow Fracas Over "Venus De Milo's Arms"

Antiques Roadshow Fracas Over "Venus De Milo's Arms"

Police were called to a recording of popular BBC programme The Antiques Roadshow this morning when a scuffle broke out over a couple's claim they were being conned. Ken and Liz Bonkers went to the recording, at Kew Palace, hoping to get a valuatio...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Statue Brings Fullam Fans, Jacko Fans Together

Michael Jackson Statue Brings Fullam Fans, Jacko Fans Together

HAMMERSMITH, LONDON - After Al-Fayed erected a statue of the famed pop star in the Fulham grounds, critics were quick to point out the flaws in it. The most unlikely of groups, Fulham fans, and Jacko fans, have joined forces on a campaign to remov...
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Funny story: Fulham Contoversy Over Jacko Statue

Fulham Contoversy Over Jacko Statue

Fulham chairman Mohammed Al Fayed has caused a storm of protests after erecting a Michael Jackson statue outside Craven Cottage Stadium. The unorthodox multi millionaire owner of the South London club was a personal friend of the late entertainer...
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Funny story: Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Barry Manilow's Nose Creates Gridlock Havoc In New York

Musician Barry Manilow, famous for such hits as 'Copacabana' and other stuff, was being held responsible for causing huge tailbacks in downtown Brooklyn yesterday. The star, who was appearing in Las Vegas at the time, was being honoured by his hom...
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Funny story: Kings Of Leon Band Shit On!

Kings Of Leon Band Shit On!

Saying we can't take this shit any longer, drummer Nathan Followill led the Kings of Leon Band off stage after pigeons had shit all over them during their first three numbers. The fans of the group were not pleased to say the least. Shouts of REFU...
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Funny story: Secret Travel Hot Spots: Brussels and the Pissing Boy

Secret Travel Hot Spots: Brussels and the Pissing Boy

Part five in a series of unique and little known attractions hidden within the world's most popular travel destinations. One of the most visited attractions within the city centre of Bruxelles (Brussels), Belgium is perhaps the smallest in stature and grandeur. While close up pictures tend to feature the cherub with amazing detail suggesting larger scale, the first time visitor may be shocked...
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Funny story: Jesus Guilty Of Arson?

Jesus Guilty Of Arson?

A 19 metres tall and 12 metres wide statue of Jesus Christ no longer stands after Jesus' relative, Mother Nature, was alleged to have been called in to "strike it down". In Ohio, locals were at a loss why a lightening strike choose there treasured...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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