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Stationers Sketch

Funny story: Stationers Sketch

Good morning sir, how can I help you? I'm interested in the poetry of Thomas Hardy. The poetry of who, sir? Thomas Hardy. Poetry, sir? The poetry of Thomas Hardy, yes. But this is a stationery store, sir. So I observe. What of it? We dont have any poetry books here, sir. I should think not. No room for that sort of thing here. Not with your groaning shelves so full of al...

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Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Funny story: Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Office Intersection, a major big box office supply retailer, announced this week that they will begin selling mace due to the increase in popularity of using the spray to settling arguments, get the toy you want, or if you just don't like the way som...

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EU Firm On Carbon Targets

Funny story: EU Firm On Carbon Targets

The European Commission is refusing to back down on its target of eradicating the use of carbon paper from the workplace by 2015. Karl Heinz Stiebling, European Commissioner for Policy Implementation and Procedural Oversight, stated to the world p...

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Police hunting Pen Thief

Funny story: Police hunting Pen Thief

Police in Lytham St Annes are hunting the renowned pen Thief Arthur Garlic, who is believed to be at large in the Fylde area. Detective Inspector Phil Inns of the Fylde constabulary, wants the public to help. "Mr Garlic is a person of particula...

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Henderson County Office-Equipment Inventor Dies!

350-pound Walter Keaton, local office supply entrepreneur and inventor died at his home recently after an extended illness. He was 76. Walter's widow, 375-pound Mrs. Keaton called the Jetsonville Police after she smelled "something gamey" in the...

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Outbreak of Jaundice Linked to Yellow Highlighters

Funny story: Outbreak of Jaundice Linked to Yellow Highlighters

Originally labeled as a "Hepatic Jaundice" outbreak by the center for disease control, white collar offices in several major cities across the U.S. had reported a sudden increase in workers developing yellow shaded skin. Normally linked to liver dis...

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Folders on Strike

Funny story: Folders on Strike

Folders are now on strike. The useful stationary items no longer move properly, and will now be known as straights. This comes as a bitter blow to the stationary industry, as the Back to School Campaigns in many high street shops are now in full swin...

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Old Staples store to be razed by giant staple remover

Funny story: Old Staples store to be razed by giant staple remover

The Staples Superstore in Cherry Hill, New Jersey recently relocated to a newer, larger store several miles down Route 73. The company claimed that the original site was much too small for the booming national office supply retailer.

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Stationery Suppliers admit they mislabel their products

Funny story: Stationery Suppliers admit they mislabel their products

Today the press spokesman for Xerox said that the company in the past has labelled some of its products wrongly. Mr Jones from the company said that their multi purpose paper should only really be used for paper.

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Action Stationery!

Funny story: Action Stationery!

Vandals have once more struck out at a community lifeline. This time the Lower Trunion mobile library has been the target of 'mindless deeds of wanton destruction,' according to library driver Paige Turner.

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Office supply inventor dies at 71

Funny story: Office supply inventor dies at 71

Milton Stamp, office supply entrepreneur and inventor died at his home recently after an extended illness. Stamp was well known to his colleagues, who, according to his wife Berta, were always somewhat skeptical about his ideas.

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