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Funny story: Obama to focus on blow jobs in State of the Union

Obama to focus on blow jobs in State of the Union

Washington AC/DC - Described as a blow job to democracy Tuesday night's annual State of the Union circus is still big stiff -uh, stuff! - for the lame duck prez. Weeks of backroom White House choreography have suckcessfully buried a transatlantic...
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Funny story: Obama is no Longer Interesting Enough for Fox News

Obama is no Longer Interesting Enough for Fox News

When the State of the Union rebuttal is drowned out by the speaker touching his face and drinking water it's time to admit, "Talking about liberals is just boring." No one is freaking out enough to watch 24 hour news coverage about fixing bridges,...
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Funny story: Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold attempt to silence his critics, U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a nine-and-one-half minute bout of non-stop maniacal laughter during this past Tuesday evening's "State of the Union" address. The laughter - te...
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Funny story: State of Union becomes 51st State

State of Union becomes 51st State

Shortly after president Obama's State of the Union speech a group of influential senators and congressmen from both parties met to discuss legislation that would leapfrog the competitors in the global race for economic dominance. After a few cou...
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Funny story: "Huh?" GOP Reaction to State of the Union Speech

"Huh?" GOP Reaction to State of the Union Speech

As the news media rushed to get reaction to last night's State of the Union speech, it appears that the GOP caucus is in a state of confusion. The predominate reaction among caucus members, particularly the new Tea Party members was, "Huh?" The re...
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Funny story: Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Stan Phillips, undersecretary for evil deviousness and delusional broadcasting for Fox News, announced today that Keith Olbermann has signed a huge contract to become a "human punching bag" for various Fox News on air celebrities. Phillips reveal...
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Funny story: State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

Washington - (Gonads): The Old Gipper's gagging order is writ large all over the birth ceritificate, cryogenically sealed in a Pentagon bunker five miles below Seizure's Pal Arse in Nevada. Today a sexagerian cathouse madam in Havana is threatenin...
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Funny story: White House Announces NBC Will Be In Charge of Producing State of Union Address Using A Hologram Of Obama Who "Can't Be Arsed!"

White House Announces NBC Will Be In Charge of Producing State of Union Address Using A Hologram Of Obama Who "Can't Be Arsed!"

For the first time in American History the appearance of the President of the United States before a joint session of Congress will not be as it seems as it was announced Obama will be appearing in the form of a Hologram! A spokesman for NBC, in c...
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Funny story: Obama's State of the Union Speech: Secret Access to What's EXCLUDED

Obama's State of the Union Speech: Secret Access to What's EXCLUDED

If you think that the U. S. President writes his own State of the Union speech each year, think again. Dozens of speechwriters have been toiling away for weeks at the White House, writing the phrases that will emerge from the Chief Executive's m...
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Funny story: State of the Union Speech 'Partners' Sought Online by Politicians

State of the Union Speech 'Partners' Sought Online by Politicians

Washington is abuzz with activity as the countdown begins to President Obama's Tuesday evening speech. As an article, "Odd Couples Created in Seating for Speech," on WSJ.com states, "This year, some lawmakers worried that partisan overtones w...
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Funny story: State of the Union Address: Love Seats & Hot Tubs!

State of the Union Address: Love Seats & Hot Tubs!

When Senators Coburn and Schumer announced a few days ago they would sit together at the State of the Union Address, it drew a vast media response. Other Senators and Congressman have since rushed to get their share of cable news and each duo trying...
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Funny story: Whoopee Cushions At State of Union Address

Whoopee Cushions At State of Union Address

In what one veteran Washington observer has noted, "This is probably the most disrespectful thing that has ever been done at a State of the Union Address!" Leaked memos from the GOP caucus indicate the entire Congressional delegation in the Congr...
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Funny story: Biden To Obama: "Yes We Can?"

Biden To Obama: "Yes We Can?"

(Washington-DC) After President Obama's State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking. At the opening of a cow manure methane conversion facility in Blunt, T...
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Funny story: State Of The Union: Republicans Sit On Hands

State Of The Union: Republicans Sit On Hands

Republicans Sat On their Hands at the State of the Union speech. Rudeness, ADD, Or Sexual Dysfunction? Experts Disagree. For the first time in history, a panel of psychologists on cable TV analyzed the reaction of members of Congress to a State of...
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Funny story: Desiree Rogers Screws Up Again: Campaign Contributors Fill All Seats at State of Union: Elected Officals Adjourn to Bar!

Desiree Rogers Screws Up Again: Campaign Contributors Fill All Seats at State of Union: Elected Officals Adjourn to Bar!

Social Secretary Desiree Rogers out did herself last night in filling Congress with hundreds of Chicago Campaign Contributors, Community Activists and Weather Stripping Contractors, leaving Senators and Congressman no choice but to adjoin to a neigh...
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Funny story: Obama Refuses to Give State of Union Message Fearing Further Drop in Polls!

Obama Refuses to Give State of Union Message Fearing Further Drop in Polls!

For the first time since 1934, there will not be a state of the union address by the President of the United States any time soon, according to a White House Spokesman who refused to be identified in fear of being mocked on Saturday Night Live by a...
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Funny story: [Not] the transcript of the 2008 State of the Union Address

[Not] the transcript of the 2008 State of the Union Address

Mr. Vice President, Madame Token Twat Speaker, members of my favorite rubberstamp legislature, and distinguished guests, both Republicans and America-haters:...
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Funny story: Bush to Burn in Last State of the Union Speech

Bush to Burn in Last State of the Union Speech

President Bush's last State of the Union address is expected to be heavy on acrimony, blame and finger-pointing, and will likely avoid such touchy subjects as the economy and war whenever humanly possible.
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