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Funny story: Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen. The interview included queries about his favorite movie, what he wanted to be growing up, and what superpower he would like to possess.
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Funny story: The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

Washington DC - Citing an off-color Mars/Neptune conjunction in Pisces followed by a psychotic Aquarius New Moon the acclaimed Astrology Channel has suddenly turned chicken. And cancelled Tuesday's live stream Presidential rant. It's the first...
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Funny story: 'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

Washington - "The President has the right to remain obnoxious," US Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said on the Sleazy-SS Channel's Fuck the Nation program in a timely free speech rant. "But he won't be getting a single red cent from decent...
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Funny story: GOP Gives Astonishing, Super Duper Obama Rebuttal

GOP Gives Astonishing, Super Duper Obama Rebuttal

Tuesday evening, Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) was tabbed by the Republican Party to deliver their official response to President Obama's State of the Union address. It would seem that Republicans wanted a woman to deliver this response to try...
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Funny story: Obama to focus on blow jobs in State of the Union

Obama to focus on blow jobs in State of the Union

Washington AC/DC - Described as a blow job to democracy Tuesday night's annual State of the Union circus is still big stiff -uh, stuff! - for the lame duck prez. Weeks of backroom White House choreography have suckcessfully buried a transatlantic...
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Funny story: Obama is no Longer Interesting Enough for Fox News

Obama is no Longer Interesting Enough for Fox News

When the State of the Union rebuttal is drowned out by the speaker touching his face and drinking water it's time to admit, "Talking about liberals is just boring." No one is freaking out enough to watch 24 hour news coverage about fixing bridges,...
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Funny story: Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

Pres. Obama Delivers Nine-and-One-Half Minutes of Maniacal Laughter During State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold attempt to silence his critics, U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a nine-and-one-half minute bout of non-stop maniacal laughter during this past Tuesday evening's "State of the Union" address. The laughter - te...
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Funny story: State of Union becomes 51st State

State of Union becomes 51st State

Shortly after president Obama's State of the Union speech a group of influential senators and congressmen from both parties met to discuss legislation that would leapfrog the competitors in the global race for economic dominance. After a few cou...
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Funny story: "Huh?" GOP Reaction to State of the Union Speech

"Huh?" GOP Reaction to State of the Union Speech

As the news media rushed to get reaction to last night's State of the Union speech, it appears that the GOP caucus is in a state of confusion. The predominate reaction among caucus members, particularly the new Tea Party members was, "Huh?" The re...
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Funny story: Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Ex-MSNBC Anchor Keith Olbermann Signs Contract to Become a Human Punching Bag for FOX News

Stan Phillips, undersecretary for evil deviousness and delusional broadcasting for Fox News, announced today that Keith Olbermann has signed a huge contract to become a "human punching bag" for various Fox News on air celebrities. Phillips reveal...
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Funny story: State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

State of the Union shocker: Fidel Castro fathered Condoleezza Rice's babe Barry, born in a Cuba cathouse!

Washington - (Gonads): The Old Gipper's gagging order is writ large all over the birth ceritificate, cryogenically sealed in a Pentagon bunker five miles below Seizure's Pal Arse in Nevada. Today a sexagerian cathouse madam in Havana is threatenin...
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Funny story: White House Announces NBC Will Be In Charge of Producing State of Union Address Using A Hologram Of Obama Who "Can't Be Arsed!"

White House Announces NBC Will Be In Charge of Producing State of Union Address Using A Hologram Of Obama Who "Can't Be Arsed!"

For the first time in American History the appearance of the President of the United States before a joint session of Congress will not be as it seems as it was announced Obama will be appearing in the form of a Hologram! A spokesman for NBC, in c...
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Funny story: Obama's State of the Union Speech: Secret Access to What's EXCLUDED

Obama's State of the Union Speech: Secret Access to What's EXCLUDED

If you think that the U. S. President writes his own State of the Union speech each year, think again. Dozens of speechwriters have been toiling away for weeks at the White House, writing the phrases that will emerge from the Chief Executive's m...
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Funny story: State of the Union Speech 'Partners' Sought Online by Politicians

State of the Union Speech 'Partners' Sought Online by Politicians

Washington is abuzz with activity as the countdown begins to President Obama's Tuesday evening speech. As an article, "Odd Couples Created in Seating for Speech," on WSJ.com states, "This year, some lawmakers worried that partisan overtones w...
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Funny story: State of the Union Address: Love Seats & Hot Tubs!

State of the Union Address: Love Seats & Hot Tubs!

When Senators Coburn and Schumer announced a few days ago they would sit together at the State of the Union Address, it drew a vast media response. Other Senators and Congressman have since rushed to get their share of cable news and each duo trying...
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Funny story: Whoopee Cushions At State of Union Address

Whoopee Cushions At State of Union Address

In what one veteran Washington observer has noted, "This is probably the most disrespectful thing that has ever been done at a State of the Union Address!" Leaked memos from the GOP caucus indicate the entire Congressional delegation in the Congr...
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Funny story: Biden To Obama: "Yes We Can?"

Biden To Obama: "Yes We Can?"

(Washington-DC) After President Obama's State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking. At the opening of a cow manure methane conversion facility in Blunt, T...
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Funny story: State Of The Union: Republicans Sit On Hands

State Of The Union: Republicans Sit On Hands

Republicans Sat On their Hands at the State of the Union speech. Rudeness, ADD, Or Sexual Dysfunction? Experts Disagree. For the first time in history, a panel of psychologists on cable TV analyzed the reaction of members of Congress to a State of...
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Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial Leaked

Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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