A report by the Football Association has accidentally stumbled across information indicating that Sir Alex Ferguson is a Sith.
The governing body was forced to launch an inquiry after various premiership clubs alleged that he had the ability to in...
BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction.
She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...
LOS ANGELES - Carrie Fisher recently stated that she feels that her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is going to do her some good.
The 56-year-old daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher spoke with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle...
The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third (or is that the...
George Lucas and Disney have announced several cast members who shall be appearing in the new Star Was movie, the seventh in the series, which follows on from where the Return of the Jedi left off.
Though Darth Vader is dead it has now been confir...
Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underwo...
Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies.
Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...
An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing...
Dave Prowse, who was credit...
Hollywood - Though it has been nearly 35 years since his discovery of the fact Princess Leia was his twin sister, Luke has yet to totally come to grips with the reality of the situation. Today a balding man with a beer belly, Luke opened up and spill...
Little Darth Vader was taken to the hospital suffering chest pains and diarrhea when he stopped breathing during treatment. The doctors said he was suffering from dehydration and pneumonia.
Kim Kardashian, who drove Little Darth Vader to the hosp...
The religion "Jediism" which was spawned from the popular movie franchise Star Wars is set to
get its own holy place in Stoke on Trent.
This ground breaking news for the religion comes after a petition was started by local "Jedis" Barry and Sus...
PASADENA, CA - Never one to skirt a controversy, STAR WARS' creator George Lucas has offered to - once again - set the record straight so far as he's concerned with matters involving a galaxy far, far away.
"For years, there's been this brewi...
Following an announcement from George Lucas that he has retired from Hollywood and all the action and fantasy-adventure movies he's best known for, Lucas is reportedly working on his first independent art film from a secluded ranch in the Grand Teton...
The Empire has been thrown in to turmoil this week, as immigration officers from a combined league of Border Agencies, stormed the battle station 'Death Star', as it orbited planet Earth.
Wojtek Brzezinski of the UK Border Agency told us "our offi...
Los Angeles, CA-- The dark visage of Darth Vader will appear on television screens, beginning in October. The Sith Lord is making a public service announcement (PSA), to warn people of the dangers of emphysema. The evil man wants to warn other pote...
North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has changed his name to Darth Jong-il, claiming that his original name does not inspire fear or respect in the western world.
"While Kim is a respected family name in Korea, our esteemed leader is very aware that i...
A grieving mother who has lost two of her sons while working on spaceships today urged other young men to "think before applying for these jobs"
"It's just not safe" the woman - who wished to remain anonymous - urged "It may seem glamourous but it...
The BBC has employed a "chair champion" to teach staff how to sit properly and comfortably at their desks.
Staff moving to the new Salford Quays MediaCity development are being offered a choice of three models of chair, all of which swivel. They a...