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Funny story:  Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Darien CT: Months of painstaking research and design ended in calamity yesterday when a man accidentally blinded himself while in the final stages of developing a homemade light saber. The mishap is thought to have occurred when Star Wars enthusiast...
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Funny story:  Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

For the second week in a row a cut version of the original Star Wars has been discovered, most of it bloopers. "What really comes across here is how very hard time these actors had trying to keep a straight face while filming", stated Alice Fluha...
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Funny story:  Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

The Fox network (not actually run by a small woodland dwelling animal as previously thought) has commissioned a new TV series based in Gotham city! The place of course were everyone's favourite "Dark Knight" resides, unfortunately Batman will not be...
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Funny story:  Star Wars Episode VII: Leaked Plot Points Hit The Internet.

Star Wars Episode VII: Leaked Plot Points Hit The Internet.

George Lucas and head of Disney, Wallace Gromit, are said to be in talks today after top secret plot points for the new Star Wars movie "Episode VII: The Revenge Of The Endoscopy" somehow found their way on to top internet discussion forum "fat40ands...
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Funny story:  Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Hollywood, CA-- Veteran actor Leonard Nimoy is to become the new Dr. Who after Matt Smith gives up the role later this year. Mr. Nimoy will also reprise his role as Mr. Spock from 'Star Trek' at the same time. The new Dr. Who will combine the 'Star...
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Funny story:  Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...
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Funny story:  New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

UK Chancellor George Osbourne has praised his own tax policies for encouraging Disney to make the new Star Wars film in Britain. He described it as a vindication of his strategy of tax breaks for the creative industry. Critics have pointed out the...
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Funny story:  Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

A report by the Football Association has accidentally stumbled across information indicating that Sir Alex Ferguson is a Sith. The governing body was forced to launch an inquiry after various premiership clubs alleged that he had the ability to in...
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Funny story:  Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction. She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...
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Funny story:  Carrie Fisher Blames All of Her Problems on Princess Leia

Carrie Fisher Blames All of Her Problems on Princess Leia

LOS ANGELES - Carrie Fisher recently stated that she feels that her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is going to do her some good. The 56-year-old daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher spoke with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle...
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Funny story:  NRA Takes Its Battle To A Whole New Level- Buys The Star Wars Death Star

NRA Takes Its Battle To A Whole New Level- Buys The Star Wars Death Star

The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third (or is that the...
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Funny story:  Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

George Lucas and Disney have announced several cast members who shall be appearing in the new Star Was movie, the seventh in the series, which follows on from where the Return of the Jedi left off. Though Darth Vader is dead it has now been confir...
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Funny story:  Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underwo...
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Funny story:  Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...
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Funny story:  New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing... Dave Prowse, who was credit...
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Funny story:  Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Hollywood - Though it has been nearly 35 years since his discovery of the fact Princess Leia was his twin sister, Luke has yet to totally come to grips with the reality of the situation. Today a balding man with a beer belly, Luke opened up and spill...
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Funny story:  Little Darth Vader wakes up from the dead

Little Darth Vader wakes up from the dead

Little Darth Vader was taken to the hospital suffering chest pains and diarrhea when he stopped breathing during treatment. The doctors said he was suffering from dehydration and pneumonia. Kim Kardashian, who drove Little Darth Vader to the hosp...
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Funny story:  Jedis get own church in Stoke

Jedis get own church in Stoke

The religion "Jediism" which was spawned from the popular movie franchise Star Wars is set to get its own holy place in Stoke on Trent. This ground breaking news for the religion comes after a petition was started by local "Jedis" Barry and Sus...
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