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Funny story: Carrie Fisher will be "taking off her headphones" in new Star Wars movie

Carrie Fisher will be "taking off her headphones" in new Star Wars movie

Princess Leia actress Carrie Fisher has agreed not to wear headphones during the filming of the latest Star Wars movie. This is believed to be a major coup for J.J. Abrams, since Fisher had worn the distinct audio accessories throughout filming of th...
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Funny story: Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Pinewood Studios, UK - "At first glance it looked like a bit of attention seeking drama queenery," a Spinewood Studios gaffer said today, "considering he'd just been given the classic thespian good luck greeting of Break A Leg! by fellow actors."...
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Funny story: Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Fans of disgraced TV legend Jimmy Saville have petitioned Essex council for permission to perform a bizarre pagan resurrection ritual over Saville's grave. Even more peculiar is that ex-boxer, Frank Bruno, has fully endorsed this occultist "ceremony"...
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Funny story: Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...
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Funny story: Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Star Wars Enthusiast Blinds Himself With Homemade Lightsaber

Darien CT: Months of painstaking research and design ended in calamity yesterday when a man accidentally blinded himself while in the final stages of developing a homemade light saber. The mishap is thought to have occurred when Star Wars enthusiast...
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Funny story: Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

Another Star Wars Bloopers Cut Discovered

For the second week in a row a cut version of the original Star Wars has been discovered, most of it bloopers. "What really comes across here is how very hard time these actors had trying to keep a straight face while filming", stated Alice Fluha...
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Funny story: Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

Batman Begone! TV Series Spin-offs Coming to a Screen Near You

The Fox network (not actually run by a small woodland dwelling animal as previously thought) has commissioned a new TV series based in Gotham city! The place of course were everyone's favourite "Dark Knight" resides, unfortunately Batman will not be...
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Funny story: Star Wars Episode VII: Leaked Plot Points Hit The Internet.

Star Wars Episode VII: Leaked Plot Points Hit The Internet.

George Lucas and head of Disney, Wallace Gromit, are said to be in talks today after top secret plot points for the new Star Wars movie "Episode VII: The Revenge Of The Endoscopy" somehow found their way on to top internet discussion forum "fat40ands...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Hollywood, CA-- Veteran actor Leonard Nimoy is to become the new Dr. Who after Matt Smith gives up the role later this year. Mr. Nimoy will also reprise his role as Mr. Spock from 'Star Trek' at the same time. The new Dr. Who will combine the 'Star...
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Funny story: Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...
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Funny story: New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

New Star Wars film to be made in the UK

UK Chancellor George Osbourne has praised his own tax policies for encouraging Disney to make the new Star Wars film in Britain. He described it as a vindication of his strategy of tax breaks for the creative industry. Critics have pointed out the...
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Funny story: Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

A report by the Football Association has accidentally stumbled across information indicating that Sir Alex Ferguson is a Sith. The governing body was forced to launch an inquiry after various premiership clubs alleged that he had the ability to in...
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Funny story: Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction. She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...
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Funny story: Carrie Fisher Blames All of Her Problems on Princess Leia

Carrie Fisher Blames All of Her Problems on Princess Leia

LOS ANGELES - Carrie Fisher recently stated that she feels that her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is going to do her some good. The 56-year-old daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher spoke with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle...
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Funny story: NRA Takes Its Battle To A Whole New Level- Buys The Star Wars Death Star

NRA Takes Its Battle To A Whole New Level- Buys The Star Wars Death Star

The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third (or is that the...
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Funny story: Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

Star Wars 7 Cast Annouced

George Lucas and Disney have announced several cast members who shall be appearing in the new Star Was movie, the seventh in the series, which follows on from where the Return of the Jedi left off. Though Darth Vader is dead it has now been confir...
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Funny story: Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Micky Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck to star in 3-D remake of Star Wars IV

Orlando, FL - A bar in an underground area seen by few outsiders, I am here to interview the new cast of an American classic movie, Star Wars IV, Return of the Jedi. Reporting this story involved certain risks. It involved entering the Disney underwo...
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Funny story: Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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