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Funny story: Darth Money Announces His Candidacy for President in 2016

Darth Money Announces His Candidacy for President in 2016

WASHINGTON, D. C.--Darth Money, representing the newly-formed Sith Party, has announced his candidacy for President of the United Empire. Funded largely through 501 non-profits and similar organizations, Darth Money is running on a platform that i...
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Funny story: Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

Girlfriend Could Have Done at Least a Little Research Before Seeing "The Force Awakens"

CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe with questions such as "Which one is Darth Vader?" and "So the Force is like magic?" sources confirmed Wednesday that area woman Jen Calderson provoked the i...
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Funny story: Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie

Disney Announces "Elon Musk's SpaceX Presents Marvel's Star Wars: The Frozen Force Avengers" Mashup Movie

Disney is raking in tons of dough from its Frozen, Marvel, and Star Wars franchises. So much so that it's contracting with Elon Musk's SpaceX to store some of that money on Mars ("Get your assets to Mars!"). Of course, while stockholders are happy...
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Funny story: Huge Data Breach at Disney Studios: Major Star Wars Spoilers Leaked

Huge Data Breach at Disney Studios: Major Star Wars Spoilers Leaked

Wikileaks has just released major Star Wars spoilers that were allegedly leaked this morning by an insider over at Disney Studios. Apparently, the latest installment in the Star Wars saga has upset old school George Lucas fans in the Fourth Dimension...
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Funny story: New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You! Bwhaaa, Haaa ,Haaa, Haaa!

New Star Wars Film Spoilers! Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You! Bwhaaa, Haaa ,Haaa, Haaa!

Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! The POWER that comes with being one of the first ones to see the new Star Wars movie! It is like being showered with the Dark Side of the Force!!!!!! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Yes, Hans Solo does come back in this new film- using a walker to get around. He finds the two new characters in his precious Millennium Falcon and yells out to them "Hey you kids! Get off my sh...
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Funny story: Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

Pushy Pyong Yang Plans Planetary Plantation of Pluto

During a on-air debate on North Korean State TV, an ex-KGB agent claims that Kim yong Un intends to annex the tiny exo-planet. However dissent is brewing among a handful of his advisers, namely Kim yong Deux, his Chief Science Officer. Deux has...
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Funny story: "Any Attack by Sanders Against This Campaign Would Be a Useless Gesture," Sneers Imperial Commander Clinton

"Any Attack by Sanders Against This Campaign Would Be a Useless Gesture," Sneers Imperial Commander Clinton

MANCHESTER, NH--Sitting in council with her advisers in preparation for her debate with Bernie Sanders, Imperial Commander Clinton dismissed any claims that Sanders' campaign posed a threat to her own, declaring that the Clinton Machine was "medi...
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Funny story: Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

Nerd Still Two Star Wars Films from Forgiving J.J. Abrams for Lost

LAFAYETTE, IN--While acknowledging that The Force Awakens exceeded his expectations and has left him excited about the future of the Star Wars franchise, local nerd Michael Leclere told reporters Monday that he has still not forgiven J.J. Abrams...
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Funny story: What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

What It Took To Get The New Star Wars Film Made Under Disney's Scrutiny.

The independent expose website Wakileaks (It is spelled correctly) has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already over hyped S...
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Funny story: Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Potential Empress denies she was out of touch as Tatooine spiraled out of control

Imperial candidate Higgid Conte defended herself Thursday against accusations she was out of touch as the situation in Tatooine spiraled out of control before the 78901 rebel attack, at a long-awaited Imperial hearing where leading members of the Emp...
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Funny story: Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Good God No! Disney Has Turned The New Star Wars Into A Musical!

Unbeknownst to the press and we Star Wars geeks, Disney has insisted that Director J.J. Abrams make the upcoming seventh installment of the Star Wars mega-franchise a musical, hoping to continue Disney's legacy of hit making song and dance movies suc...
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Funny story: Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII

Jar Jar Bink's Son to Act in Star Wars: Episode VII

Credible sources claim that Jar Jar Bink's son is to play a major role in the upcoming Star Wars movie in December 2015. After sweeping through all the strategically placed and completely legal listening devices placed within Disney studios, you...
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Funny story: Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

Star Wars - The Force Awakens From a Coma

The movie world has got it's little panties in a knot over the latest trailer of the new Star Wars film which again shows a black actor in a non starring role (Samuel L Jackson declined the role as he was voicing a new TV commercial). When asked f...
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Funny story: Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Script To New Disney Star Wars Leaked!

Intrepid, rat-like reporters working for international seamy tabloids just got the biggest story of the whole millennium (and that includes the Millennium Falcon!)- they copped the script from the new Star Wars movie still in production! Here is a summary of the plot: In a place long, long ago before even Walt Disney himself was born a galactic wide war ensued between the good people of the...
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Funny story: Balance to the Force - A Star Wars Tale

Balance to the Force - A Star Wars Tale

Many people, fans of the original Star Wars trilogy, lambast the prequels of Star Wars movies as trash and not deserving a space next to such giants in film. They criticize the poorly thought out characters, the abundance of origin stories, an unlikable main character who eventually becomes the villain without too much disappointment, Jar Jar Binks, the stupidity of many characters, that Gungan wh...
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Funny story: Carrie Fisher will be "taking off her headphones" in new Star Wars movie

Carrie Fisher will be "taking off her headphones" in new Star Wars movie

Princess Leia actress Carrie Fisher has agreed not to wear headphones during the filming of the latest Star Wars movie. This is believed to be a major coup for J.J. Abrams, since Fisher had worn the distinct audio accessories throughout filming of th...
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Funny story: Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Pinewood Studios, UK - "At first glance it looked like a bit of attention seeking drama queenery," a Spinewood Studios gaffer said today, "considering he'd just been given the classic thespian good luck greeting of Break A Leg! by fellow actors."...
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Funny story: Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Resurrection Ritual for Saville

Fans of disgraced TV legend Jimmy Saville have petitioned Essex council for permission to perform a bizarre pagan resurrection ritual over Saville's grave. Even more peculiar is that ex-boxer, Frank Bruno, has fully endorsed this occultist "ceremony"...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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