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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy Donates His Ears To Medical Science

Leonard Nimoy Donates His Ears To Medical Science

Hollywood, CA-- The final will for Leonard Nimoy has been released and his legendary ears are receiving most of the attention. The recently deceased 'Star Trek' actor has donated his pointy ears to medical science in the hope that someone will find...
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Funny story: Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Fans of Star Wars actor Leonard Nimoy who was buried in Los Angeles in a small, private funeral on Sunday are said to be enraged after one man dared to call the actor "a one trick pony". Nimoy, 83, who died on Friday of chronic obstructive pulmon...
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Funny story: Invention Makes Transporter Beams Possible

Invention Makes Transporter Beams Possible

An invention has made it possible to make a sheep disappear and appear again 2mm away from its original position. The invention only works with live sheep which sometimes have to be killed when it messes up. The invention will be on sale in time f...
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Funny story: First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...
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Funny story: Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

A rare Brainworm which lived in man's brain for four years has been found by scientists. The man had thought he had a migraine following a Star Trek Movie where a parasite was introduced into someone to make them compliant with the commands of a dera...
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Funny story: Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Captain Jean Luc Picard has been assimilated into the Borg while watching a Tennis Tutorial DVD. Bjorn Borg alias 3 of 5 has changed the DNA of Captain Picard by sinister reverse incantations on his "Learn Tennis With The Borg" DVD. One of the fac...
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Funny story: Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Space, the Final Affrontiere - Up to half a dozen Russian space men will be getting the boot this weekend amid Starfleet suspicions their Klingon credentials are a pile of Romulan crap. An executive order signed by United Federation of Planets com...
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Funny story: US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

President Obama has stepped up pressure on their old cold war foe Russia over their actions in the Crimea today. During a press conference at the White House he revealed that increased sanctions will be carried out against Russia, starting with excl...
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Funny story: British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

Los Angeles - "The guy was a natural," former Paramount producer Waldo Malfoldo recounts in his memoirs**, "except he freaked out most of the cast as way too creepy even by Lore's standards. "As Patrick Stewart pointed out, the part of Lore had be...
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Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...
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Funny story: Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

A splashdown in the Pacific Ocean by a manned Mars space capsule has occurred three years before it was due to be launched, NASA announced this morning. A spokesperson said "Boy I think we were going to use too much nitro on that baby! This is al...
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Funny story: Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Space - Some blame a 'Q'-like, omnipotent being lurking at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ for blocking the naming of newly discovered moons of the tiny, far-flung planet Pluto after Star Trek characters' home worlds. The move has been dubbed bizarre a...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Hollywood, CA-- Veteran actor Leonard Nimoy is to become the new Dr. Who after Matt Smith gives up the role later this year. Mr. Nimoy will also reprise his role as Mr. Spock from 'Star Trek' at the same time. The new Dr. Who will combine the 'Star...
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Funny story: Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery

Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery

And that's not all. He admits to a brow lift as well! Finally coming clean, the Vulcan confirmed the surgery rumors last night at a hastily called press conference at Grand Central Station in NYC. "This is the most exciting trip home I've e...
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Funny story: Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid. Speaking with Pomona Vox of...
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Funny story: NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash! The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
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Funny story: Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron

Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron

Washington AC/DC - "Dave, there's absolutely nothing we can do," the President told a bewildered-looking Brit Prime Monster who'd been brought up to believe that it's The Borg who's in charge. "Q's got us over a barrel of sweet light crude," the p...
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Funny story: Apparently, Star Trek is Real

Apparently, Star Trek is Real

Yes, what many trekkers have believed for decades is true: Star Trek is not fiction. Scientists have uncovered higher levels of physics that coincide with the Sci-Fi language that is used in the television franchise of Star Trek. This discovery is...
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Fat Albert Disassociates Himself from Bill Cosby

Most people thought I was just a character made up by Bill Cosby, or maybe just one of his multiple personalities, but I'm real and I'm tired of Cosby telling me I have to remain fat "for my image!"
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