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Funny story: Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Space, the Final Affrontiere - Up to half a dozen Russian space men will be getting the boot this weekend amid Starfleet suspicions their Klingon credentials are a pile of Romulan crap. An executive order signed by United Federation of Planets com...
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Funny story: US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

President Obama has stepped up pressure on their old cold war foe Russia over their actions in the Crimea today. During a press conference at the White House he revealed that increased sanctions will be carried out against Russia, starting with excl...
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Funny story: British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

Los Angeles - "The guy was a natural," former Paramount producer Waldo Malfoldo recounts in his memoirs**, "except he freaked out most of the cast as way too creepy even by Lore's standards. "As Patrick Stewart pointed out, the part of Lore had be...
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Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...
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Funny story: Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

A splashdown in the Pacific Ocean by a manned Mars space capsule has occurred three years before it was due to be launched, NASA announced this morning. A spokesperson said "Boy I think we were going to use too much nitro on that baby! This is al...
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Funny story: Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Space - Some blame a 'Q'-like, omnipotent being lurking at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ for blocking the naming of newly discovered moons of the tiny, far-flung planet Pluto after Star Trek characters' home worlds. The move has been dubbed bizarre a...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Leonard Nimoy To Become The Next Dr. Who

Hollywood, CA-- Veteran actor Leonard Nimoy is to become the new Dr. Who after Matt Smith gives up the role later this year. Mr. Nimoy will also reprise his role as Mr. Spock from 'Star Trek' at the same time. The new Dr. Who will combine the 'Star...
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Funny story: Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery

Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery

And that's not all. He admits to a brow lift as well! Finally coming clean, the Vulcan confirmed the surgery rumors last night at a hastily called press conference at Grand Central Station in NYC. "This is the most exciting trip home I've e...
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Funny story: Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid. Speaking with Pomona Vox of...
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Funny story: NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash! The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
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Funny story: Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron

Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron

Washington AC/DC - "Dave, there's absolutely nothing we can do," the President told a bewildered-looking Brit Prime Monster who'd been brought up to believe that it's The Borg who's in charge. "Q's got us over a barrel of sweet light crude," the p...
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Funny story: Apparently, Star Trek is Real

Apparently, Star Trek is Real

Yes, what many trekkers have believed for decades is true: Star Trek is not fiction. Scientists have uncovered higher levels of physics that coincide with the Sci-Fi language that is used in the television franchise of Star Trek. This discovery is...
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Funny story: William Shatner or Captain Kirk? Turns out he didn't know either

William Shatner or Captain Kirk? Turns out he didn't know either

'Trekkies' the world over can barely contain their excitement following a sensational find at a major Hollywood studio this week. Kirk's famous 'Captain's Log', it seems, was a real document. The studio has already released excerpts from the journal...
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Funny story: This is a Good Day to Laugh

This is a Good Day to Laugh

Those might be the Words spoken by a Klingon when replying to Star Trek skeptic P. R. Nickerty. His latest book Klingons Could Never Form a Civilization has created uproar among dedicated Trekologists. Mr. Nickerty, who has a killjoy rating of 9 with my colleagues has written yet another book that he claims is "well researched". He says in his book, "The aggressive nature of the Klingon pers...
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Funny story: Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Captain Kirk 'smoked weed with Kim Gul Dukat Cardassian' in banned Star Trek episode

Los Angeles - "It was an episode about the Federation's launch of the 'Meet The Cardassians' holodeck program," the head of Star Trek archives said today. "The studio canned it when a props tragedy saw real weed being smoked by Kirk and the floozi...
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Funny story: This World Has Gone to the Dogs

This World Has Gone to the Dogs

Sioux City IA: A retired Starfleet Admiral and former Captain of a Galaxy Class Starship has just written "Space Memoirs" about his various experiences while travelling in space. Here is an excerpt from the book. An amusing event occurred during a...
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Funny story: Star Trek Inventions That Would not Work Quite as Depicted

Star Trek Inventions That Would not Work Quite as Depicted

P. R. Nickerty, the author of Sci-Fi Science Analyst, has included in his book a list of problematic inventions from the Star Trek franchise. As I am a dedicated Trekologist, the boss asked me to talk to this numskull who is dissing my favorite TV show, I mean, he asked me to interview Mr. Nickerty. I spoke to him in his drab, unimaginative office in New York. He started the interview by g...
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Funny story: Rondo Joins the Next Generation of Star Trek

Rondo Joins the Next Generation of Star Trek

When Rajon Rondo showed up at Game 4 of Miami and Boston wearing one of the Star Trek jerseys, we knew it was time to beam him up. No, Rondo was not wearing Captain Kirk's jersey. That would be totally inappropriate. If he should wear anyone's jer...
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