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Boston Bruins: Cinderfellas with Glass Skates

Like Cinderella at the Ball, the Boston Bruins have lost their glass slipper, and slipped on their fat ass. Some fans might say the Bruins were never ready to meet Prince Charming's Stanley Cup after this dropped puck at the ball. If misery likes...

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Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the old Charlie Sheen has returned from the "Land of The Spaced Out" and has made an appearance at L.A.'s Staples Center. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Sheen had gone to th...

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Vancouver Recruits Detroiters to Lead Riots After Stanley Cup Loss

Funny story: Vancouver Recruits Detroiters to Lead Riots After Stanley Cup Loss

Banking on Detroit's decades old reputation for top quality and well organized sports event rioting, Vancouver Canucks fans angered over their loss in the Stanley Cup Finals, recruited some hard core Motor City fans to help organize those efforts.

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Canadian Heart Association Pleads for Stanley Cup Win

Funny story: Canadian Heart Association Pleads for Stanley Cup Win

Several sitting board members of the Canadian Heart Association well aware of increased incidents of heart attack during highly stressful events, pleads with the NHL Officials Association to make the Stanley Cup Finals "Canadian Fair". Taking the...

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Fedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return for 2011-12 Season

Funny story: Fedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return for 2011-12 Season

Riding his best personal milestone with the game winning goal in the 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Sergei Federov left the Washington Caps and took a $9 Million a year deal back in Russia. Now with his 2-year deal at an end, Fedorov seeks a return to h...

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Riots Grip Canada as Stanley Cup Playoffs Canceled

Funny story: Riots Grip Canada as Stanley Cup Playoffs Canceled

BY GORD, THE CANADIAN PRESS - Our normally peaceful country erupted like a shaken Molson yesterday when it was announced that the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs had been canceled indefinitely.

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Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests

Funny story: Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests

EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada -- The National Hockey League, which is apparently unaware that Canada is not part of the United States, or vice versa, today presented indisputable evidence from a study in the making for the last three months show...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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