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Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

Funny story: Florida Jury Acquits Pistorius

PRETORIA, South Africa - The trial of South African track star Oscar Pistorius was interrupted today when Judge Thokozile Masipa received word that the defendant had been acquitted by a jury from the U.S. state of Florida. Proceedings are expected to...

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White Male Shot Three Times for Playing Country Music Too Loud

Funny story: White Male Shot Three Times for Playing Country Music Too Loud

NATCHEZ, MS-A white middle-aged man was shot three times at a Natchez Piggly Wiggly after another customer in the parking lot asked the man to turn down his radio, which was tuned to a Natchez country music channel. The man who shot him, an African...

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NRA Calls for SOS (Shoot on Suspicion) Laws Nationwide

Funny story: NRA Calls for SOS (Shoot on Suspicion) Laws Nationwide

FAIRFAX, VA--In a legal move to avoid having to prove that an armed person felt physically threatened when discharging his weapon, Wayne LaPierre, CEO and Bullshitter-in-Chief for the National Rifle Association, is now calling for SOS, or Shoot on Su...

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George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

Funny story: George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman, of course, was found not guilty in the shooting death of Treyvon Martin. The not guilty verdict was mainly due to Florida's "Stand Your Ground" laws, The laws virtually allow anyone to shoot anyone at anytime. 2 weeks ago Zi...

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Zimmerman Jailed Again. Authorities Aren't Sure Why

Speaking on the condition of anonymity because he's an imaginary person, Florida Police Officer Jim confirmed reports that George Zimmerman has once again been arrested. While he declined to comment on what landed Zimmerman in jail again, he did o...

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Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Funny story: Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Waving a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand, a 9mm Glock pistol in the other, and wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Like Prayer, Gun Control Means Using Both Hands," the asshole-in-chief of the NRA threatened to visit any state that hasn't yet adopted St...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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