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Funny story: Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Deborah Harry is not Blonde!

Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...
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Funny story: EStalker matches victims with stalkers

EStalker matches victims with stalkers

The internet has a new website dedicated to bringing compatible people together. It is called EStalker and, like dating sites which match people who would probably not otherwise meet based on commonalities, EStalker uses a state of the art algorithm...
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Funny story: Chris Kamara - My Stalker Hell

Chris Kamara - My Stalker Hell

Legendary ex Bradford City Footballer Chris Kamara today speaks out about the hell his life has become since becoming targeted by an hysterical late middle aged man from the Mediterranean. "I don't know where he came from" said Chris "but he app...
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Funny story: Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook Sues Hot Brooklyn Chick for Causing Share Value to Plummet by Deleting Facebook Account

Facebook has filed an $18 billion lawsuit against 22-year-old Kendall O'Hara of Brooklyn, New York, for intentional interference with Facebook's much-anticipated initial public offering of stock to small-time investors. On the day of the Facebook...
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Funny story: Stalker day a great success for card shops

Stalker day a great success for card shops

High Street card shops have hailed the National Stalker and Harassment Day a great success, with millions of cards sold nationwide. "We're really glad that the government have come up with this new day to accompany Mother's Day, Grandparent's Day,...
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Funny story: AT&T Commercial Features Neurotic Teenage Stalker

AT&T Commercial Features Neurotic Teenage Stalker

AT&T has unveiled its latest TV commercial, "Silent Treatment." The spot is intended to celebrate the advantage of having AT&T's messaging plan. It opens with the new spokeswoman for AT&T, a neurotic teenage girl, sitting in her room...
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Funny story: Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Today a victory was scored for the battered and weary titan that is British justice. Due to the increase of people been sniffed on the bus by strangers, stalking will be now be classified as a crime. The news excited P. Tom of the probation union...
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Funny story: Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

Tulisa Contostavlos Laughs Off X Factor Death Threats

X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos today laughed off a series of death threats, saying quite frankly that she doesn't give a toss. It is believed that Tulisa has received the death threats via text messages and on her Twitter account, with promis...
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Funny story: Abramovich tells his stalker the truth about Torres

Abramovich tells his stalker the truth about Torres

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich came face to face with a stalker after the girl got past security on his yacht. The girl was armed with only a pen and begged the Russian millionaire to sign his name between her legs! He refused despite the girl beggin...
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Funny story: Like following a celebrity? There's an app for that

Like following a celebrity? There's an app for that

New from the makers of iWeigh is the latest in applelets for the iPhone, this time making full use of the GPS capabilities of the iPhone. Called iStalk it lets ordinary people find and follow the celebrity of their choice. "I decided to follow Hol...
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Funny story: Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, Manchester United player, being stalked by sexy TAG

Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, Manchester United player, being stalked by sexy TAG

The Daily Tacky today published a disturbing story Chicharito of Man. U. is apparently being stalked by a sexy member of the newly formed TAGs group (Tarts And Girlfriends of football fans). This is a strange move as the TAGs spokeswoman did say t...
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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

Rio Ferdinand is being stalked by a perverted female Liverpool fan and now a judge has had to put a restraining order on her to prevent anything happening to Rio and his family. It seems that the female stalker, Mrs Scousie Ibru (name changed for...
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Funny story: Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

A new group of Justin Bieber fans have been 'discovered'. These are 50+ yr. old American women, wearing red scarves and 'We Love Susan' buttons. Recently released from The Priory Clinic in London England, these women returned home to find their g...
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Funny story: Wii Stalking successfully replicates highs and lows of obsession, say experts

Wii Stalking successfully replicates highs and lows of obsession, say experts

Stalkers all around the world have heaped glowing praise on the Nintendo's Wii latest release, saying it successfully captures the psychological state of erotomania realistically without sacrificing any of the gameplay. Wii Stalking, which was rel...
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Funny story: To Thee, My Creep Inside the Library

To Thee, My Creep Inside the Library

I have been working on a piece of poetry of which I'm more proud than I usually am. It is of a subject about which I know as intimately as I know the feeling of jacquard silk against my chapel hat pegs: le perverti dans la bibliothèque, or what you might call "the creep in the library." My inspiration: Herman Blowhole. I have not been able to go to the library for months without Mr. Blowhole le...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers

Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers

DETROIT - Kristen Stewart was in Motown to see about purchasing a 2011 Ferrari, which she has wanted for quite some time now. As she was looking at the various cars in The Blue Lion Ferrari Dealership she noticed a man in a Los Angeles Dodgers cap...
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Funny story: Pelosi Stalker Claims Calls Were a Simple Mistake

Pelosi Stalker Claims Calls Were a Simple Mistake

A northern California man who was arrested for making threatening phone calls to the speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, claims he was simply trying to order a Polish delicacy. Though the still unnamed man made several calls to Ms. Pelosi, using o...
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Funny story: Criss Angel being stalked by stalker

Criss Angel being stalked by stalker

The famous Las Vegas Magician, Criss Angel has a serious problem. He is being stalked, by a stalker. The Las Vegas Police Department daily log book shows a complaint by the famous entertainer that he has someone following him wherever he goes, "e...
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