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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Kim Jong Un Adds Petting Zoos to All North Korean Labor Camps

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean rotund dictator Kim Jong Un, in an effort to make the labor camps more "cheery," has added petting zoos to all of the labor camps located in North Korea. "My father got executed yesterday but I felt much better...
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Funny story: Famous North Dakota Landmark Destroyed

Famous North Dakota Landmark Destroyed

MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA - A spokesman for the Corn Palace, a famous South Dakota landmark, announced today they have discovered the cause of the destruction of the structure. The Corn Palace, a large, ornate structure covered in decorative murals...
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Funny story: Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

Satellite Photos Clearly Show That Saturn Has Squirrels

HOUSTON - NASA spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just made the scientific news media aware of a very interesting discovery. According to satellite photos that were taken this past week, the planet Saturn, which is the sixth planet from the sun, ha...
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Funny story: The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

In his bid to make the world are more aesthetic place that is safer, easier to navigate and largely yellow and purple, Dyson's new range of bird feeders have hit the trees and branches of suburbia. "It's an elegant design," said Ellie James, an e...
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Funny story: Fried Squirrel Replaces Bean Soup at Senate Cafeteria

Fried Squirrel Replaces Bean Soup at Senate Cafeteria

The US Senate cafeteria has been renowned for its bean soup. In a bulletin released today, cafeteria management announced that it is replacing the famous bean Soup with fried squirrel. The statement reads in part: "In an effort to keep up with th...
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Funny story: Blind Squirrel Finds Nut In White House

Blind Squirrel Finds Nut In White House

White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, confirmed today that a blind squirrel named "Morris" had "surreptitiously entered the White House this past week, and indeed had found a nut in the Oval Office." Denying the report published in Supernatur...
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Funny story: Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

Ninja Kamikaze Taliban Squirrel Attempts To Take Down University Single-handedly!

An Al Queda influenced jihadist squirrel attempted to create maximum havoc at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks recently. Successfully penetrating the high security at an electrical substation, the fanatical rodent managed to blow out the campuse...
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Funny story: Red Squirrels returning to England

Red Squirrels returning to England

Red squirrels will soon been seen hopping through the forests and up and down trees in gardens across England. They used to be a common sight until the greys were introduced from North America a number of decades ago. The grey squirrels are said...
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Funny story: Cute little Squirrels want to live in your house

Cute little Squirrels want to live in your house

The cute little squirrel that you have been hand feeding in your back yard has now multiplied 100 times and is looking for food and shelter. According to biology studies on these mammals if something isn't done to stop their breeding our homes wi...
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Funny story: To Save Our Native Red Squirrel Please Kill All Grey Squirrels

To Save Our Native Red Squirrel Please Kill All Grey Squirrels

In a bid to save the indigenous red squirrel the government is asking us to kill any grey squirrel we should happen to see. Gangs of unemployed youths are being taken to wooded areas with instructions to club all grey squirrels to death. Minister...
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Funny story: New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

New Study: Squirrels Evolved from Bananas

Now the subject of much controversy, an unnamed scientific organization in Bern, Switzerland now claims that the common squirrel, in fact, evolved from bananas. The president of the organization, Murman Dinkles, says he wasn't surprised. "I me...
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Funny story: Grey squirrels in protest shocker

Grey squirrels in protest shocker

Grey squirrels are seeking protection from ethnic cleansing in a new bid to establish immigration rights in the UK. It was emphatically not the Tufty Club. It was emphatically not Squirrel Nutkin. It was emphatically not the anti-split-infinitive...
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Funny story: Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Rumors abound about a squirrel woman and her insatiable appetite for collecting men's nuts. Hospitals are reporting an unusual number of balless males appearing in emergency rooms hysterically screaming about their missing testicles and one or anothe...
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Funny story: Squirrel - The Healthy Option

Squirrel - The Healthy Option

I have just had a brilliant idea. A brainwave, if you will. You see, I was reading this piece about the outcry over plans to slaughter Grey Squirrels - how they are to be bludgeoned to dGeath in order to save the poor, endangered little Red Squirrel from extinction (or worse, only being able to live in Scotland), and it got me thinking. Don't get me wrong, I've never really been a big fan of...
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Funny story: Squirrel Epidemic

Squirrel Epidemic

The image that first springs to mind when someone mentions a Squirrel is a cute little foraging creature with personality and great intelligence, well this positive persona is no longer in many parts of the world. As the classic grey squirrel is on a...
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Funny story: Squirrel with vendetta single-handedly kicks Iraq Veteran's ass

Squirrel with vendetta single-handedly kicks Iraq Veteran's ass

Springfield IL- Sergeant Frank Garren stands boldly at 6-foot 4 and roughly 230 lbs, ostensibly an ominous presence to encounter if you're the enemy. That is, unless your adversary is a rogue rodent turned mercenary. Rapes, muggings and child abdu...
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Funny story: Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Councillor says immigrants should be shot

Randy Gore-Bals, a BNP Councillor from the sleepy hollow of Bigot-on-the-Mould in Wiltshire, has radically suggested that all immigrants should be shot.
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Funny story: Squirrels Attack

Squirrels Attack

This morning the White House was reported to have been attacked by an army of squirrels. Five thousand of them descended upon the great lawn.
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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