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Funny story:  Russian spook defects to the US, names 'hundreds' on double-agent NOC list

Russian spook defects to the US, names 'hundreds' on double-agent NOC list

Washington - A senior KGB official in the Kremlin's Department for Michelle Obama Affairs has been outed as a turncoat after accepting a huge US bribe to identify sleepers who've slipped one past US Homeland Insecurity checks. This weekend under...
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Funny story:  Comcast Announces Merger With NSA

Comcast Announces Merger With NSA

Comcast, the largest cable company and home Internet service provider in the U.S., with assets of over $4 Trillion, announced today that it is merging with the National Security Agency. Having just merged with Time Warner Cable in an equity swap...
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Funny story:  Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency has just learned that the Russian government has had to furlough some federal workers. The national news agency has said that the KGB has laid off 80 spies due to the down spiraling Russian economic situation.
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Funny story:  President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

The President told Americans in a press conference today that there was a "Credible Threat" that the United States could suffer a sudden attack from any one of several countries. "I don't know how we got everybody so upset with us but according to...
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Funny story:  Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Senator on Panel Says NSA is Sex Obsessed

Whistleblower Edward Snowden's revelations about widespread surveillance conducted by the NSA confirm many people's worst fears: once-lauded principles of American democracy are in jeopardy. All U.S. citizens are all being constantly tracked, monito...
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Funny story:  US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

US #1 In Spying, Cheating & Lying, Says UN Survey

New York City - While the US leads the world in military might, espionage capabilities and police presence, it is falling behind in such basics as truth telling, promoting freedom and supporting human morality. So says a recent report by the In...
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Funny story:  Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Since spies and vampires seem to be the hot items these days, now we seem to be getting them both in a Hollywood Lawsuit launched by an attorney for actress Nina Dobrev. According to her lawyer, like others in Hollywood, she went to an unnamed doc...
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Funny story:  Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

An unnamed doctor has told the press (he wore a mask) that the United States government has ordered that every doctor suggest a rectal exam to all patients at their offices. "Then they give this little device to push up their rear ends so that the...
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Funny story:  MI6 Spy Voted "Most Original Suicide."

MI6 Spy Voted "Most Original Suicide."

Magazine DONTGIFFAFUCK" has voted MI6 death of 2010 the "most original suicide of the decade". The verdict of suicide has just been announced. "The MI6 worker's naked body was found in a padlocked holdall at his London flat in August, 2010" (Dai...
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Funny story:  National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

National Security Agency to shift from spying to matchmaking

CLASSIFIED - The nation's premier intelligence organization is getting out of the espionage game to become the world's largest computer dating service, according to documents released today by super snitch Edward Snowden. At an undisclosed locati...
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Funny story:  My Role In The Secret Service

My Role In The Secret Service

I am due to sit in a chamber in the House of Commons listening to the secrets of the State. Among the groans and whimpers will come sounds that, when they are put through a cypher can reveal the truth. This particular chamber is renowned for pu...
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Funny story:  Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Pope Francis has admitted that his evenings are spent mostly listening in to the conversations of World Leaders. It appears that it's not just the Americans who delight in invading the privacy of sovereign states. The Vatican have acknowledged tha...
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Funny story:  US planning Surgical Strikes on Angela Merkel's face

US planning Surgical Strikes on Angela Merkel's face

After their recent heroic depositions of evil tyrants Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi as well as Osama Bin Laden, our World Police Force are now turning their attention to the menacing spectre that is - Angela Merkel. The German 'Chancellor', o...
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Funny story:  The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

The KKK Has Purchased Some Spy Drones

TUCSON - The CIA has just received official confirmation that the Arizona chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has just purchased state-of-the-art spy drones. According to a CIA informant who goes by the code name of The Lone Ranger, the 27 spy drones were...
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Funny story:  The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

PENSACOLA, Florida - The governor of Florida has just issued a Governor's Directive which mandates that all computers within the state will no longer be allowed to use the Ctrl-Alt-Delete computer feature. A spokesperson for the governor, P.K. "Ta...
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Funny story:  A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Dairy farmer Wendell Hickenbocker, 68, who has been in the cow milking business for 47 years, said that he has been watching CNN and hearing a lot about these so called spy drones that Canada is reportedly sending up to spy on Am...
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Funny story:  How to Stop being Spied on!

How to Stop being Spied on!

Revelations that Governments and internet agencies are working together to spy on us all can be undermined by clever tactics. Firstly adopt a code of your own under the banner Jenkin's Ear. Introduce trapdoors into you writing through which snoope...
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Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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