WASHINGTON, D.C. - There has been all kinds of innuendo, speculation, and rumors as to who would be the first player from one of the four professional sports to come out of the closet.
Well ladies and gentlemen, you can hold your calls as we have...
SANTA MONICA - One of the most popular television sports announcers in the entire country Al Michaels was recently arrested for having a blood alcohol level over the .08 percent legal limit.
Michaels allegedly told the investigating Santa Monica p...
NEW YORK CITY - The Women's Tennis Coalition of America has just voted on a directive that it hopes will help to increase the sagging viewership numbers.
Odetta "Babe" Zigmeister, 38, who is the executive director of the WTC of A issued a statemen...
PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has met with officials representing the various professional and amateur teams in the state regarding an important sports-related health issue that has come up.
A group calling itself Soccer Moms From The Blue...
Despite facing possible closure as a result of government stupidity, Sheffield's Don Valley Stadium has shown its mettle by coming out fighting in order to save Nick Clegg.
A spokesman for the stadium, Donald Valley (no relation) said that while t...
NEW ORLEANS - San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss was sitting around in the locker room after practice and answered about 70 questions.
The questions ran the gamut regarding everything from what he had for breakfast, to what is his favori...
The recent heart-warming words of Lance Armstrong have inspired a wave of appeals from prisoners on Death Row in America to commute their sentences to a 'life-time ban from competitive cycling'.
US legal experts are said to be scratching their he...
Sport and war: two good old-fashioned manly pursuits followed by testosterone driven men (and women) everywhere. What man can't instantly recall the last time his favourite team won a trophy? Or when his country last invaded another and slaughtered thousands?
Sometimes sport and war go hand in hand - for example, in the fine military pastimes of boxing, archery, and paintball. Sometimes sportin...
Sky Sources (Mustard & Ketchup) believe that football officials have confirmed that they will be launching an inquiry into Stuart Pearce's red card and touch-line ban.
Pearce reacted to alleged racist abuse from home fans by kicking a football...
England captain Andrew Strauss today retired from all forms of professional cricket to take up a new role, replacing Shane Warne as the face of Advanced Hair Studio, the leading hair-loss specialists.
At his press conference this lunchtime, Strau...
Multiple track cycling medallist Victoria Pendleton has made a shock U-turn on her retirement from Olympic action, as it has been revealed that she is set to team up with men's tennis gold medallist Andy Murray in Brazil in 2016. The pair are set to...
The international community is trying to come to terms with the shock revelation that some countries with which nations have links, simply do not exist.
Two hundred and four countries were represented at the opening ceremony of London 2012, and it...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger was this afternoon declared homeless after discovering Manchester City FC had bought his house! Wenger was allegedly left fuming when upon returning to his eight bedroomed palatial home in the exclusive Totteridge area o...
Braveheart Murray displayed his English credentials against Federer yesterday as he sobbed after defeat and accepted the "oh so nearly" title of runner up in the Wimbledon final. Andy Murray, has been taking a bit of stick recently after his jibe som...
UEFA chiefs spoke out against hacker attacks made on eastern European teams at Euro 2012 as in a series of concerted assaults unidentified hackers stole vowels from players' names in an attempt to sabotage TV commentaries.
A spokesman angrily stat...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen sat in his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo smoking an imported 10-inch Cuban cigar and taking sips from a bottle of tequila that he named his Sherman Oaks mansion after.
Sheen, who is known as "T...
The 'Human Pinball' game is thought to have originated on an internet forum, from where it went insanely viral, and is now catching on across the length and breadth of the UK.
The game itself involves 'players' behaving like pinballs as soon as th...
TULSA - First it was Women's Beach Volleyball and then came The Lingerie Football League.
And now thanks to sports mogul Carson "Dollar $ign$" Esterelli, the American males will soon be gazing upon gorgeous women in The Girl's Bikini Hockey League...