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Funny story: Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Befuddled evolutionists are chomping at the bit following the discovery of a something they are calling Godzillus. Engineer Ron Fine found the something whilst digging for fossils, and this one is no tiddler, but nine feet long. Although no-one...
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Funny story: SpongeBob SquarePants Responsible for Decay of US Education?

SpongeBob SquarePants Responsible for Decay of US Education?

New research has verified what so many people have already known: SpongeBob SquarePants is Public Enemy Number One. The researchers from the Ivy League College of Whatsa Matta U. have found that kids who watch SpongeBob SquarePants end up with...
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Funny story: Buy a dishwasher, save a sponge

Buy a dishwasher, save a sponge

The humble sponge is one of nature's simple creatures. A hark back to the days when all life could get by without a backbone, eyes, legs, bilateral symmetry or an autonomous sympathetic nervous system. It is under threat from the greatest predator...
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Funny story: Bob Sponge Square Pants invited to join government - which will henceforth be called the coral-ition

Bob Sponge Square Pants invited to join government - which will henceforth be called the coral-ition

David Cameron has become increasingly desperate in finding the right people to join his coalition government - in order to address the issues facing his government. The latest recruit is badly drawn, unrealistic , annoying cartoon character - Bob Spo...
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Funny story: Spongebob and Patrick: The Prophesized Heralds of Order vs. Chaos.

Spongebob and Patrick: The Prophesized Heralds of Order vs. Chaos.

I was thinking about Spongebob Squarepants, and their "bringing balance to Bikini Bottom" prophecy, and general character alignments, and realized that while you can neatly map Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star to good and evil (Mr. Squidward's confusion notwithstanding), you can't map them so neatly to order and chaos. Patrick represents a chaotic organization. He thrives on emotional cha...
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Funny story: Bikini Bottom Shocker: Patrick Star Jailed After Crash

Bikini Bottom Shocker: Patrick Star Jailed After Crash

Patrick Star, the oft-times intellectually challenged but loveable co-star of Nickelodeon's reality show Spongebob Squarepants, has committed himself to rehab after an early morning boating accident which left a teenage co-star critically injured.
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Funny story: Matt Damon Cast as Spongebob in New Movie

Matt Damon Cast as Spongebob in New Movie

The silly cartoon series Spongebob is coming of age with real actors and a real movie plot. This time Spongebob and Patrick aren't goofy bubble chasers they are spies for Bikini Bottom Intelligence (BBI). The movie has an all-star cast; the title...
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Funny story: Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

It hit him like a bolt of lightning. Squidward Tentacles was visited today by someone pounding on his door and this time it wasn't Spongebob. It was instead Ed MacClam from the Publisher's Sweepinghouse Contest and his "Prize People" delievering a gi...
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Funny story: Patrick Starr to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature

Patrick Starr to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature

In a surprising announcement, the Nobel committee confirmed that Patrick Starr, the character actor made famous by his role on Spongebob Squarepants, will receive the Nobel prize for literature. Patrick Starr is the Author of the novel "Undersea."...
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Funny story: Flintshire County Council To Rename Sponge Pudding

Flintshire County Council To Rename Sponge Pudding

Buoyed by their decision to re-name the stodgy English pudding known for centuries as 'Spotted D**k' (the name is too offensive to be published in this, or indeed any other, publication), Flintshire County Council has today announced a battery of fur...
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Funny story: "SpongeBob SquarePants" finally comes out of the "Closet"?

"SpongeBob SquarePants" finally comes out of the "Closet"?

Hollywood, California - After spending hours reorganizing his closet, SpongeBob SquarePants finally came out, taking a break for a moment, only to find his friends had prepared a surprise birthday party celebration for him down stairs. "With all...
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Funny story: Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide. W...
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Funny story: Wildberry Man Secretly Loves SpongeBob Squarepants

Wildberry Man Secretly Loves SpongeBob Squarepants

While the fall means the return of football season for most Anderson County, North Carolina men, 50-year-old Wildberry resident Timmy Hindson is happy for another reason; the return of his favorite TV Show SpongeBob Squarepants. "Please don't tell...
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Funny story: Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Spongebob Squarepants denies claim of fathering Miss Piggy's lovechild known as Shrek. "OK, I had a few drinks that night, and Piggy spent the night. Besides, Patrick and Kermit where there the whole time."...
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Funny story: 'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine has bestowed the honor of "Sexiest Man Alive" upon popular childrens TV star Spongebob Squarepants in its latest issue, on sale now.
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Funny story: Spongebob Unhappy with Bottom Expansion

Spongebob Unhappy with Bottom Expansion

"This is not what Bikini Bottom is supposed to be like," complains Mr.Squarepants. The success of his show has people moving to the Bottom by the dozens. The population increase has pushed the patty capacity of the Krusty Krab to the limi...
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Funny story: Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Bikini Bottom, the site of hit show Spongebob Squarepants is expanding rapidly after fans decide to pack up and move in. Eugene Krabbs is the developer and future owner of Krabby Kondos. The complex will feature three buildings with six apartments...
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Funny story: SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

SpongeBob Square Pants: Never Gonna Go Nude

Universal studios (Hollywood): Teenage heart throb Spongebob Squarepants is all set to lose 10 pounds for his next multi-million dollar movie, "Spongebob Squarepants and the attack of the circular lingerie". Says Spongebob, "it's not that tough a job you know, all i gotta do is get rinsed by somebody".
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