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Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Funny story: Minnie the Mermaid Speaks Out Against the Stalking of Sharks

Wearing a Donna Karan tube dress of soft pink and diamond jewelry by Harry Winston, Minnie held a press conference in NYC yesterday off a pier at the South Street Seaport in lower Manhattan. She attracted a big crowd and spoke for ten minutes straig...

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Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Funny story: Godzillus - a 450 million year old something discovered!

Befuddled evolutionists are chomping at the bit following the discovery of a something they are calling Godzillus. Engineer Ron Fine found the something whilst digging for fossils, and this one is no tiddler, but nine feet long. Although no-one...

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SpongeBob SquarePants Responsible for Decay of US Education?

Funny story: SpongeBob SquarePants Responsible for Decay of US Education?

New research has verified what so many people have already known: SpongeBob SquarePants is Public Enemy Number One. The researchers from the Ivy League College of Whatsa Matta U. have found that kids who watch SpongeBob SquarePants end up with...

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Buy a dishwasher, save a sponge

Funny story: Buy a dishwasher, save a sponge

The humble sponge is one of nature's simple creatures. A hark back to the days when all life could get by without a backbone, eyes, legs, bilateral symmetry or an autonomous sympathetic nervous system. It is under threat from the greatest predator...

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Bob Sponge Square Pants invited to join government - which will henceforth be called the coral-ition

Funny story: Bob Sponge Square Pants invited to join government - which will henceforth be called the coral-ition

David Cameron has become increasingly desperate in finding the right people to join his coalition government - in order to address the issues facing his government. The latest recruit is badly drawn, unrealistic , annoying cartoon character - Bob Spo...

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Spongebob and Patrick: The Prophesized Heralds of Order vs. Chaos.

Funny story: Spongebob and Patrick: The Prophesized Heralds of Order vs. Chaos.

I was thinking about Spongebob Squarepants, and their "bringing balance to Bikini Bottom" prophecy, and general character alignments, and realized that while you can neatly map Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star to good and evil (Mr. Squidward's confusion notwithstanding), you can't map them so neatly to order and chaos. Patrick represents a chaotic organization. He thrives on emotional cha...

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Bikini Bottom Shocker: Patrick Star Jailed After Crash

Funny story: Bikini Bottom Shocker: Patrick Star Jailed After Crash

Patrick Star, the oft-times intellectually challenged but loveable co-star of Nickelodeon's reality show Spongebob Squarepants, has committed himself to rehab after an early morning boating accident which left a teenage co-star critically injured.

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Matt Damon Cast as Spongebob in New Movie

Funny story: Matt Damon Cast as Spongebob in New Movie

The silly cartoon series Spongebob is coming of age with real actors and a real movie plot. This time Spongebob and Patrick aren't goofy bubble chasers they are spies for Bikini Bottom Intelligence (BBI). The movie has an all-star cast; the title...

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Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

Funny story: Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

It hit him like a bolt of lightning. Squidward Tentacles was visited today by someone pounding on his door and this time it wasn't Spongebob. It was instead Ed MacClam from the Publisher's Sweepinghouse Contest and his "Prize People" delievering a gi...

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Patrick Starr to be awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature

In a surprising announcement, the Nobel committee confirmed that Patrick Starr, the character actor made famous by his role on Spongebob Squarepants, will receive the Nobel prize for literature. Patrick Starr is the Author of the novel "Undersea."...

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Flintshire County Council To Rename Sponge Pudding

Funny story: Flintshire County Council To Rename Sponge Pudding

Buoyed by their decision to re-name the stodgy English pudding known for centuries as 'Spotted D**k' (the name is too offensive to be published in this, or indeed any other, publication), Flintshire County Council has today announced a battery of fur...

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"SpongeBob SquarePants" finally comes out of the "Closet"?

Funny story: "SpongeBob SquarePants" finally comes out of the "Closet"?

Hollywood, California - After spending hours reorganizing his closet, SpongeBob SquarePants finally came out, taking a break for a moment, only to find his friends had prepared a surprise birthday party celebration for him down stairs. "With all...

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Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

Funny story: Hip Hop Harry, Sponge Bob Squarepants and C-Funk arrested for hit on Barney

There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide. W...

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Wildberry Man Secretly Loves SpongeBob Squarepants

While the fall means the return of football season for most Anderson County, North Carolina men, 50-year-old Wildberry resident Timmy Hindson is happy for another reason; the return of his favorite TV Show SpongeBob Squarepants. "Please don't tell...

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Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Funny story: Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!

Spongebob Squarepants denies claim of fathering Miss Piggy's lovechild known as Shrek. "OK, I had a few drinks that night, and Piggy spent the night. Besides, Patrick and Kermit where there the whole time."...

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'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

Funny story: 'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine has bestowed the honor of "Sexiest Man Alive" upon popular childrens TV star Spongebob Squarepants in its latest issue, on sale now.

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Spongebob Unhappy with Bottom Expansion

Funny story: Spongebob Unhappy with Bottom Expansion

"This is not what Bikini Bottom is supposed to be like," complains Mr.Squarepants. The success of his show has people moving to the Bottom by the dozens. The population increase has pushed the patty capacity of the Krusty Krab to the limi...

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Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Funny story: Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Bikini Bottom, the site of hit show Spongebob Squarepants is expanding rapidly after fans decide to pack up and move in. Eugene Krabbs is the developer and future owner of Krabby Kondos. The complex will feature three buildings with six apartments...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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