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Funny story: Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious

Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious

Step right up to the operating table and get your pointy ears. Yep, that's right. Forget about big boobs or a perfect nose. It's elf ears that people are demanding these days. Mr. Spock isn't happy about it. Not at all. "These folks are a...
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Funny story: "Star Trek 2011 Series Unrealistic" says NASA

"Star Trek 2011 Series Unrealistic" says NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After news emerged of a Star Trek reboot for 2011, set in 2115, NASA has decried the show over its episodic content. NASA has said that the Enterprise-G would not not be able to achieve Warp Factor 5 (roughly 200,000,000,000,000...
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Funny story: Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Tattomein- "Go! Not go! Only to be in existence is a waste of space. Must follow to its' conclusion of logical" said Yoga to Luke and Leia Pissgum Skywalker as they fought their way into their starfighter suit and star fighter ship. "I think someone's gaining a few killipgrims in their posterior side," chided Luke as he struggled with the seat harness." "Oh shut up!" replied Leia as she pull...
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Funny story: Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Don't expect to see Spock in the 52nd Star Trek film sequel now in the works for 2012. The 79-year-old bisexual half-Vulcan tells the Toronto Sun he's retiring from all acting gigs, including appearances as Leonard Nimoy, "I've been doing this pr...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy Outs Mr. Spock

Leonard Nimoy Outs Mr. Spock

Hollywood, CA - Actor Leonard Nimoy shocked the entertainment world today by 'outing' his famous Star Trek character. Mr. Spock is "as queer as a three-dollar bill", according to Mr. Nimoy. Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry wanted the Vulcan t...
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Funny story: Mr. Spock Is Real, And Living In Los Angeles

Mr. Spock Is Real, And Living In Los Angeles

Los Angeles, CA - Another Star Trek actor has come out of the closet and revealed his true identity. Leonard Nimoy admitted today he really is an alien from the planet Vulcan and his real name is Mr. Spock. He came to Earth about 50 years ago, and...
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Funny story: "Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency

"Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency

Captain Hikaru Sulu, best known for navigating the USS Enterprise on episodes of "Star Trek" while still a lieutenant, says he plans to wed his lifelong love now that the California Supreme Court has overturned its ban on gay and in...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Beamed Up! Kirk and Spock to Question

Ron Paul Beamed Up! Kirk and Spock to Question

USA TWODAYS - This article begins special coverage we were afforded by Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. We were beamed up prior to the beaming up of Presidential candidate Ron Paul, so that we might record the interection for USA TWODAYS.
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Funny story: Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

Wig Wearing Britney Spears Back in Rehab After Wild Week

A wig wearing Britney Spears checked back into a Los Angeles rehab center today for treatment. Unfortunately for those who saw her, it was not the right kind of wig. The former pop princess casually strolled into the facility wearing the toupee wor...
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