Vlad The Cad's spin doctors are in such a dizzy state due to recent Russian Government problems that they are prescribing each other anti-spin pills. International esteem has lately been hanging out of the window for the beleaguered country.
Shoppers at Gateshead's largest shopping centre had to leave hurriedly when the centre began to spin around faster than usual.
A team of retail scientists specializing in shopping centres rushed to the scene, and pinpointed the exact centre of the...
Dateline: PALO ALTO--Robotics Corp, a Fortune 500 company, treated reporters to a behind-the-scenes look at the manufacturing of their preprogramed artificial persons for use in selling conservative policies in the United States. The featured model i...
Dateline: WASHINGTON-Due to a rare neurological disorder, Rupert Farfenoogle can walk only backwards. He can't face backwards, so he uses a system of rearview mirrors strapped around his upper arms to see where he's walking.
From a young age,...
Dateline: WASHINGTON-At an unprecedented conference yesterday on relations between journalism and democratic government, Washington correspondents together with congressional leaders and the President reached an understanding about their public c...
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