'Spicy Meatballs' is a term used by Italian Chefs who put Meth Amphetamine in their food. DEA officials believe.
"We believe we have found an Italian Chef who might be cooking meatballs and meth," said a DEA official.
The accused Italian stat...
The British Army has unveiled a new fast-track scheme in which any appropriate new recruit can be automatically promoted to the rank of Major if they have a penchant for spicy food. During these testing times in the war against terror it has become p...
ABILENE, Texas - Jesus answered the prayers of a little girl from Texas after her daddy's wagon caught fire at the Texas Monthly Chuckwagon Cookoff, but the miracle He later performed failed to impress the nearly 5,000 hungry patrons in attendance, a...
Kennedy Space Centre, Florida - NASA officials charged with putting a man on Mars "faster, better, cheaper" have made a stunning breakthrough using Jalapenos as an alternative to traditional rocket fuels. Initial trials have proved remarkab...
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