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Please stop the Spice Girls reforming, says desperate man

Funny story: Please stop the Spice Girls reforming, says desperate man

The Spice Girls are to reform, but that does not fill one man with complete and unbridled joy. Mr Dennis, from Chutney on the Fritz said, 'When the Spice Girls were around the first time, I had a dreadful time of it. I was spotty, picked last for...

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Spice Girls Anniversary Discs Leaked

Funny story: Spice Girls Anniversary Discs Leaked

It's been leaked the Major Spice Girls reunion will include all 5 Spice Girls... kind of... The album promotion will include all 5 Spice Girls going to various interviews separately, promoting the album as well as whatever individual project each...

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Spice Girls to Reform for Adult Nappy Commercial

Funny story: Spice Girls to Reform for Adult Nappy Commercial

London, England The Spice Girls announced yet ANOTHER reunion of the band. This time, the reason is purely economic, as were the last eight reunions. The prematurely old Girl Power band are clearly not "girls" anymore. Years of hard living and par...

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Victoria Beckham has breast implants removed: career over?

In a recent magazine interview, former Spice Girl Victoria ("Posh") Beckham admitted that, since having her breast implants removed, she has "lost quite a bit" of her "allure" and her husband, David, has filed for divorce. In addition, she was dro...

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Spice Girls show goes tits up

Funny story: Spice Girls show goes tits up

Spice Girls show "Viva Forever" has come to a close after producer, Judy Crayfish Revealed; "Theatre rules dictate there must be more people in the audience than on the stage for a show to continue. Despite locking all the doors, the bastards managed...

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The Boo Birds Boo Bieber and Mel B

Funny story: The Boo Birds Boo Bieber and Mel B

LOS ANGELES - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that the boo birds were out in force as Justin Bieber and former Spice Girl Mel B were both booed by irate fans. Bieber was booed after showing up two hours and three minutes late for hi...

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Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

Funny story: Spice Girls vs. Celtic Woman for World Jello Wrestling Championship

LONDON (ABSNN) - Fresh from their triumph at the London Olympic Games finale, the Spice Girls have decided to stay together long enough to challenge the Celtic Woman singing group for the Jello Wrestling Championship of the Western World. Fans of bo...

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Itallians replace planned Amy Winehouse (RIP) concert with near-dead Spice Girls!

Funny story: Itallians replace planned Amy Winehouse (RIP) concert with near-dead Spice Girls!

After the tragic death of Amy Winehouse (RIP), her planned concerts in Italy had to be sadly cancelled although at first the Italians thought she was only "dead drunk"; nobody believes the Daily S++r in Italy! The organisers were forced into find...

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Stranded Former Spice Girl Björk Removes Bunion from Foot with Swiss Army Knife

Funny story: Stranded Former Spice Girl Björk Removes Bunion from Foot with Swiss Army Knife

Former Spice Girl, Björk Guðmundsdóttir, performed surgery on herself after being stranded in Iceland's Jökulsárgljúfur National Park for the past four days. According to her publicist, Ms. Guðmundsdóttir was hiking when she lost her sense of dire...

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Victoria Beckham Fans The Flames of Her Feud With Charlotte Church

Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fans The Flames of Her Feud With Charlotte Church

LONDON - Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has poured a little more gasoline (petrol) onto her feud with fellow songstress Charlotte Church. David Beckham's skinny wife reportedly remarked that even though Charlotte has lost a lot of weight she still...

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Victoria Beckham Fails ... Again!

Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fails ... Again!

(Defecated News) In what can only be described as another link in a chain of unfortunate events, Posh Spice AKA Victoria Beckham has failed to hit the big time. First she was sidelined for any lead vocals with The Spice Girls when the worlds reali...

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Victoria Beckham aka Skinny Spice Stick Is Down To 80 Pounds

Funny story: Victoria Beckham aka Skinny Spice Stick Is Down To 80 Pounds

LONDON - Victoria Beckham walked through Heathrow Airport looking more like a pogo stick than a normal mother of three children. The 35-year-old Spice Girl band member known as Posh Spice is looking more like Skinny Spice as her weight has dropped...

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Petula, Marianne, Cilla, And Lulu To Tour As "The Old Spice Girls"

Funny story: Petula, Marianne, Cilla, And Lulu To Tour As "The Old Spice Girls"

LONDON - London's highly reputable and prestigious Liquid River Thames Talent Agency in conjunction with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company has just announced that they have signed United Kingdom 60s icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, C...

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Spice Girls Return.. Again.. With the same music.. Again

Funny story: Spice Girls Return.. Again.. With the same music.. Again

American Idol creator and Victoria Beckham manager, Simon Fuller has just let leak the idea of ANOTHER Spice Girls Reunion. The Spice Girls reunited in 2007/2008 for a massive world tour that ranked #1 around the world destroying acts like Miley C...

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Doubts Expressed Over Five Times A Day Sex Claim Of Former Spice Girl

Funny story: Doubts Expressed Over Five Times A Day Sex Claim Of Former Spice Girl

Women we spoke to this morning generally poured cold water over the claims of ex-Spice Girl Mel B that she has sex five times a day with her current beau. As well as being a working mum who also adheres to a vigorous exercise regime. "Now that's t...

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Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Funny story: Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Due to ever increasing off-field demands such as shopping, personal grooming and generally looking pretty for personal endorsement appearances, occasional footballer David Beckham has decided to outsource his football services.

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David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Spice Girl tour cancelled after row about lesbian act

Funny story: Spice Girl tour cancelled after row about lesbian act

The much hyped Spice Girl tour has been cancelled after irreconcilable artistic differences within the group. According to sources close to the band, two of the girls had felt that their act was not sufficiently raunchy for today's highly sexed u...

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