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Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Trapped In Celebrity Hell

Funny story: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Trapped In Celebrity Hell

Plastic-fantastic flirtilicious floozy Heidi Montag had a series of seismic shocks yesterday, writes Napoleon Crippen, Poisonous Brainrot and Egomania Correspondent. Hilariously-humpable Heidi, who hails from Butt, Idaho, was hard at work flashing...

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Spencer Pratt: Voted 2010 Pointless Man of the Year

Funny story: Spencer Pratt: Voted 2010 Pointless Man of the Year

Though competition was stiff for the honor of being voted CQ Magazine's "Pointless Man of the Year", the winner with more than 65% of the voting was the forgettable and regrettable, Spencer Pratt. Claim to fame being nothing more than existing as...

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In A New Reality Show Called, "Yep, It's Us Again: Heidi and Spencer - The Con Artists"

Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In A New Reality Show Called, "Yep, It's Us Again: Heidi and Spencer - The Con Artists"

LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are fast becoming the modern day versions of P.T. Barnum. The 'odd couple' has certainly done everything within their power to see to it that they stay in the public eye. Pratt and Montag have told W...

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In The New TSA Motion Picture "Don't Touch My Junk"

Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In The New TSA Motion Picture "Don't Touch My Junk"

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have just told a reporter for West Coast Mirror Magazine that they will be appearing in the TriMoon Films motion picture Don't Touch My Junk. Montag will be portraying Gunella W. McMoneychain, a paralegal...

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Entertainment Community Rises Up To Put An End To A Malignant Disease - Spencer Pratt

This past weekend entertainers from movies, TV, and music came together to lend their voice in a world-wide campaign to defeat the most malignant cancer of them all. No, not, *that* kind of cancer, but rather the cancer that is reality TV show doofu...

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Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica In The Possesion of Counterfeit Bananas

Funny story: Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica In The Possesion of Counterfeit Bananas

PUERTO PUNTA, Costa Rica - As if Spencer Pratt hasn't already had enough controversy in his career. Now comes word that he was arrested at The Salsa Picante Airport in the Pacific coastal town of Puerto Punta, Costa Rica. Pratt had gone to the jun...

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Spencer Pratt Buys Heidi Montag A Stripper's Pole

Funny story: Spencer Pratt Buys Heidi Montag A Stripper's Pole

MALIBU BEACH - Spencer Pratt, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heidi Montag, aka "The Plastic Woman" said that he is still currently shopping around that highly intimate sex tape that he made of him and Heidi. Pratt said that Heidi calls him everyday...

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Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

Funny story: Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...

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Spencer Pratt To Release Scandalous Sex Tape of Him and Heidi Montag

Funny story: Spencer Pratt To Release Scandalous Sex Tape of Him and Heidi Montag

UNIVERSAL CITY, California - Spencer Pratt, who was married to Heidi Montag for 15 months, has announced that he is shopping around a sex tape that he made of himself and his then wife Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag. Pratt said that the tape is...

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Heidi Montag's Gigantic "Oranges" Are To Be Featured In Fruits & Stuff Illustrated Magazine

Funny story: Heidi Montag's Gigantic "Oranges" Are To Be Featured In Fruits & Stuff Illustrated Magazine

ORLANDO - Heidi Montag's hair stylist FuFi Fondue, revealed to Larry King that the world's most famous Heidi, including Klum, Fleiss, and that little 12-year-old Swiss orphan who lived up in the Swiss Alps around the 1880s will in fact be appearing i...

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Divorce on Grounds of Irreconcilable Plastic

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The divorce that many had been expecting has arrived. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who starred in the hit series The Hills, have decided to part ways. Montag will journey into the world of plastic and Pratt will most likely wa...

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Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt

Funny story: Heida Montag Divorcing Spencer Pratt

The reality couple from "The Hill" apparently have eyes for a divorce as 23-year-old Heidi Montag is leaving Spencer Pratt, she reportedly told friends this morning. "She said that it wasn't working", stated an inside source. "I told her that i...

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Spencer Pratt Is Dating Nadya Suleman aka "OctoMom"

Funny story: Spencer Pratt Is Dating Nadya Suleman aka "OctoMom"

LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt, soon-to-be-ex-husband of Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag was having lunch at a Long John Silvers when he was asked if the rumors about him dating Nadya Suleman were true. He put down the oyster he was eating and said...

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Shades Of 2000! Al Gore Comes In Second Again As Heidi Montag Divorces Spencer Pratt

Funny story: Shades Of 2000! Al Gore Comes In Second Again As Heidi Montag Divorces Spencer Pratt

As Yogi Berra would say, "It's deja vue all over again" as Dumb & Dumber knock Al Gore from the front page! "I bet that if I killed myself, Obama's Mama-In-Law would pick that day to run naked through the Rose Garden", stated Al Gore after som...

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Bizzare: Heidi Montag Splits With Husband Spencer Pratt

Funny story: Bizzare: Heidi Montag Splits With Husband Spencer Pratt

Reality television star Heidi Montag has separated from her husband, Spencer Pratt, after the couples highly publicized relationship went from the unusual to the weird to the bizarre. For one thing, Pratt had forbidden Heidi from watching televisi...

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Spencer Pratt Dumps Heidi Montag - Says The Smell of Plastic Just Got To Damn Strong

Funny story: Spencer Pratt Dumps Heidi Montag - Says The Smell of Plastic Just Got To Damn Strong

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Spencer Pratt has confessed that he could no longer stand to be in the same room with his wife Heidi Montag, alias "The Plastic Woman." Pratt, 26, revealed that the smell of plastic just got to strong for him to take. He explaine...

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Spencer Pratt On Heidi Montag

Funny story: Spencer Pratt On Heidi Montag

Although he may have objected to wife, Heidi Montag's last nine plastic surgeries, Spencer Pratt says that when it comes down to it, she always does as she wishes. "I've been against the last nine", Spencer told UP2 ass reporter, Dan Hilliard. Kis...

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