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Manchester United star Ashley Young banned from shopping for six months for speeding in supermarket aisle

Funny story: Manchester United star Ashley Young banned from shopping for six months for speeding in supermarket aisle

Manchester United star Ashley Young has been banned from shopping for six months for speeding in a supermarket aisle. The 28-year-old England international admitted to pushing his trolley at 5mph on a 3mph section of Aisle 8 at the Tesco on Parrs...

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Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

ATLANTA - Justin Bieber is finally realizing that all of his brattiness has finally exploded in his pop star face. Bieber recently expressed a desire to live in the South and he decided that Atlanta would be a good place to lay down roots. But...

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Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

Funny story: Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

MODESTO, CALIFORNIA - CHP motorcycle officer, Doug Pascal, was on patrol on the side of Hwy. 99 Thursday, in the early morning hours, when his radar gun picked up a speeding object going 20,000 mph. Thinking about the value of the speeding ticket...

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Idiot in fast lane only going 78

Funny story: Idiot in fast lane only going 78

CONNECTICUT--In defiance of simple highway courtesy, commuters on I-95 southbound reported Wednesday that the owner of a 2005 Volvo S60 was traveling at a paltry 78 miles per hour, despite the fact that the car was in the left-hand lane. "God, can...

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Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - The former Nickelodeon star just cannot seem to keep her caboose out of trouble. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the 27-year-old quasi-actress has been detained by the LAPD after she reportedly set fire to a neighbor's 60-foot t...

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Lindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess

VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest females in the entire nation, if not the luckiest, has just issued a statement that even made Barbara Walters utter the phrase WTH (what the hell?). Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's number one spoiled brat, told Left C...

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Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

Funny story: Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was recently seen shopping for a Blake Griffin, Los Angeles Clippers Jersey at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. Bieber has been a fan of the 6-foot-10-inch NBA player ever since he heard him mention on The View that...

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Driver fined for seeding

The driver of an open-top sports car will have to pay £100 plus costs, after scattering sunflower seeds on the pavements. Jim Gardner, 39, of Wetwang, near Driffield, was reported after several pedestrians had been sprayed with the seeds as he dro...

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Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

Funny story: Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'. That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story. Following the collapse of a driver on t...

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Footballer fined for speeding

A former Scotland goalkeeper has been fined £1,000 by the Scottish Football Association after admitting speeding during last week's game at Arbroath. Dougal Grayound, who plays for Hamilton Athletic, was spotted by a speed camera sprinting past th...

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Funeral car caught speeding on by-pass

A speed trap captured a hearse doing a very nippy 107 mph along a dual carriageway near Slough. Traffic wardens had spotted it earlier doing 50mph along a street with 'Dead Slow' signs. When stopped and questioned by police officers, the driver of...

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Justin Bieber Facing Possible Arrest

Funny story: Justin Bieber Facing Possible Arrest

LOS ANGELES - In a move to show that no one in Los Angeles County is above the law the Los Angeles Police Department is considering filing charges against singing sensation Justin Bieber. No less than 27 different motorists reported seeing Bieber'...

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Residents attack speed limit pans

Controversial proposals to reduce speeding by placing big metal frying pans on the roads in built-up areas have upset local residents in Chipping Norton. Ministry of Transport officials said that speed bumps were no longer effective in curbing spe...

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Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

BARSTOW, California - Deejay Samantha Ronson was returning from having performed at a Quinceañera Party in Las Vegas when she was pulled over for doing 89 mph in a 29 mph speed zone. Ronson, the ex-girlfriend of Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan, to...

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Pope Benedict Implicated in Huhne Type Police Investigation

Funny story: Pope Benedict Implicated in Huhne Type Police Investigation

Pope Benedict XVI has become embroiled in a scandal after it emerged that he may have tried to evade punishment for speeding during his vist to Scotland last September. Sources close to Strathclyde Police have reported that the a senior inspector...

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Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Funny story: Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Exclusive Film News has just filtered through and it's a complete shock for the 'Fast And Furious' franchise. The extremely popular film series, now up to 'Fast And Furious 5' has consistently packed out cinemas over the last few years and looks s...

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Obama Lowers National Speed Limit to 45 MPH, Adds Speed Bumps to Freeways

Funny story: Obama Lowers National Speed Limit to 45 MPH, Adds Speed Bumps to Freeways

In an effort to make Americans conserve gasoline in this latest oil crisis, President Barack Obama has signed an emergency bill lowering the national speed limit a full 10 miles per hour, from 55 to 45. In addition, the President is asking the Depart...

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Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It is still early in the year, but Christina Aguilera is already being touted as most likely to receive The 2011 Most Jinxed Award. The blonde songstress has had more than her share of bad luck. First of all she messed up the word...

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