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Funny story: Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

MODESTO, CALIFORNIA - CHP motorcycle officer, Doug Pascal, was on patrol on the side of Hwy. 99 Thursday, in the early morning hours, when his radar gun picked up a speeding object going 20,000 mph. Thinking about the value of the speeding ticket...
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Funny story: Idiot in fast lane only going 78

Idiot in fast lane only going 78

CONNECTICUT--In defiance of simple highway courtesy, commuters on I-95 southbound reported Wednesday that the owner of a 2005 Volvo S60 was traveling at a paltry 78 miles per hour, despite the fact that the car was in the left-hand lane. "God, can...
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - The former Nickelodeon star just cannot seem to keep her caboose out of trouble. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the 27-year-old quasi-actress has been detained by the LAPD after she reportedly set fire to a neighbor's 60-foot t...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess

Lindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess

VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest females in the entire nation, if not the luckiest, has just issued a statement that even made Barbara Walters utter the phrase WTH (what the hell?). Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's number one spoiled brat, told Left C...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was recently seen shopping for a Blake Griffin, Los Angeles Clippers Jersey at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. Bieber has been a fan of the 6-foot-10-inch NBA player ever since he heard him mention on The View that...
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Funny story: Driver fined for seeding

Driver fined for seeding

The driver of an open-top sports car will have to pay £100 plus costs, after scattering sunflower seeds on the pavements. Jim Gardner, 39, of Wetwang, near Driffield, was reported after several pedestrians had been sprayed with the seeds as he dro...
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Funny story: Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'. That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story. Following the collapse of a driver on t...
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Funny story: Footballer fined for speeding

Footballer fined for speeding

A former Scotland goalkeeper has been fined £1,000 by the Scottish Football Association after admitting speeding during last week's game at Arbroath. Dougal Grayound, who plays for Hamilton Athletic, was spotted by a speed camera sprinting past th...
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Funny story: Funeral car caught speeding on by-pass

Funeral car caught speeding on by-pass

A speed trap captured a hearse doing a very nippy 107 mph along a dual carriageway near Slough. Traffic wardens had spotted it earlier doing 50mph along a street with 'Dead Slow' signs. When stopped and questioned by police officers, the driver of...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Facing Possible Arrest

Justin Bieber Facing Possible Arrest

LOS ANGELES - In a move to show that no one in Los Angeles County is above the law the Los Angeles Police Department is considering filing charges against singing sensation Justin Bieber. No less than 27 different motorists reported seeing Bieber'...
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Funny story: Residents attack speed limit pans

Residents attack speed limit pans

Controversial proposals to reduce speeding by placing big metal frying pans on the roads in built-up areas have upset local residents in Chipping Norton. Ministry of Transport officials said that speed bumps were no longer effective in curbing spe...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

BARSTOW, California - Deejay Samantha Ronson was returning from having performed at a Quinceañera Party in Las Vegas when she was pulled over for doing 89 mph in a 29 mph speed zone. Ronson, the ex-girlfriend of Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan, to...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Implicated in Huhne Type Police Investigation

Pope Benedict Implicated in Huhne Type Police Investigation

Pope Benedict XVI has become embroiled in a scandal after it emerged that he may have tried to evade punishment for speeding during his vist to Scotland last September. Sources close to Strathclyde Police have reported that the a senior inspector...
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Funny story: Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Exclusive Film News has just filtered through and it's a complete shock for the 'Fast And Furious' franchise. The extremely popular film series, now up to 'Fast And Furious 5' has consistently packed out cinemas over the last few years and looks s...
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Funny story: Obama Lowers National Speed Limit to 45 MPH, Adds Speed Bumps to Freeways

Obama Lowers National Speed Limit to 45 MPH, Adds Speed Bumps to Freeways

In an effort to make Americans conserve gasoline in this latest oil crisis, President Barack Obama has signed an emergency bill lowering the national speed limit a full 10 miles per hour, from 55 to 45. In addition, the President is asking the Depart...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

Christina Aguilera Arrested For DUI - Oprah Winfrey Says "Man Da Po Little White Girl She Sho Nuff Be Jinxed!"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It is still early in the year, but Christina Aguilera is already being touted as most likely to receive The 2011 Most Jinxed Award. The blonde songstress has had more than her share of bad luck. First of all she messed up the word...
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Funny story: Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Everton's top scorer Louis Saha has emerged unscathed from a car crash in the Cheshire countryside. The accident happened in Wilmslow on the A538 on Sunday night when the Frenchman's Ferrari left the road and collided with a fence. Coincidental...
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Funny story: Premiership Star In Court

Premiership Star In Court

Newcastle United skipper Kevin Nolan has been fined almost £4000 after pleading guilty of speeding in a built up area. 28 year old Nolan, top scorer at the club since the £35 million January transfer window of Andy Carroll to Kenny Dalglish's Live...
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