Hot on the news that neutrinos can travel faster than light, scientists at Intel have constructed their new neutrino chip set to make use of this unexpected subatomic behaviour.
"The N-Chip will revolutionise the computer industry as much as every...
Scientists at CERN have been fined by God after one of his holy speed cameras caught them firing subatomic particles at faster than the speed of light. The speed of light is known as the "ultimate speed limit" of all matter and energy, but this is th...
As the financial crisis continues to spread, it appears that not even the immutable laws of physics are immune from the effects. Credit rating agencies including Vibe Ratings have downgraded the speed of light from C to C-, after derivatives traders...
Scientists have finally been able to measure the speed of light, and they have discovered that their original speed was wrong.
Ray Luminere of the Paris Academe, Paris, used an advanced version of the same technology that catches speeding drivers...
Scientists at Hope University in Boston, Mass. released details today of a recent incident in one of their refraction labs.
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