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Zsa Zsa Gabor to compete in Special Olympics

Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor to compete in Special Olympics

Zsa Zsa Gabor has announced that she would really "luff to compete in zeee Special Olympics dhhaling". When asked in which events she hopes to compete she answered, "Well, dhhaling, joost take a look at me - ze wheelchair baskatbawl and ze whe...

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Disco to be installed in White House basement

Funny story: Disco to be installed in White House basement

WASHINGTON DC--The White House Press Office today confirmed that the one-lane bowling alley where the President bowled like he was in the Special Olympics will be converted to a discotheque with a bar, DJ booth and "dyno-mite" lighting effects. Pr...

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Barack Obama picked for Special Presidents team

Funny story: Barack Obama picked for Special Presidents team

American President Barack Obama was today removed from the White House and relegated to the Special Presidents team. After seeming able and capable in two years' campaigning to get elected, it now turns out that the African can't even appear on a dre...

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Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

Funny story: Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

(Arlington-TX) While appearing on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", President Barack Obama's self-insult on his bowling skills, comparing it to the Special Olympics, raised the ire of Special Olympians and bowlers across the United States. In res...

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Paralympics competitors face hurdles

Funny story: Paralympics competitors face hurdles

The 13th Paralympics got underway in Beijing today with all the glitz and glamour of the main summer games. There was disquiet amongst some of the competitors though as it would appear the designers of the Birds Nest stadium had omitted to install wh...

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London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

Funny story: London 2012 Para Olympics Will Go Ahead Despite Survey

Shocked London officials revealed today that the Para Olympics will still go ahead in London in 2012 following a survey which revealed that most people actually watch it for the "laugh" value.

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Drug Testing to be Conducted in Special Olympics Games

Funny story: Drug Testing to be Conducted in Special Olympics Games

The Special Olympics Board announced today that its athletes are being tested for performance-enhancing substances. While there yet to be any signs that any cheating has occurred, they wanted to safeguard against the possibility of cheating.

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Fury at Norwegian Special Olympic seal clubbing proposal

Funny story: Fury at Norwegian Special Olympic seal clubbing proposal

Animal rights activists reacted angrily yesterday as Norway revealed that seal clubbing will be one of the events at the upcoming Special Olympics.

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MTV to Air Special "Made" Episode

Tonight's Program Promoted as "TardCore"...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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