Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...
Evolution fundamentalists are now demanding the banning of 'Creationism' in science lessons in our children's schools. This despite the fact that it isn't actually taught in schools. Apparently, the belief that man's ancestors were once hydrogen atom...
Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.)
Attention was drawn to...
A special education teacher named Mrs. Grumpy acts like she can cure disabilities, in the 1st semester she issues point sheets where students can get up to 4 points each subject, but points can be lost for various reasons.
She uses a torturing for...
A comprehensive Headmaster, Mr Bob Slither, yesterday condemned the decision by Former Education Secretary Ruth Kelly to send her child to a public school.
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