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They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

Funny story: They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

Call me Dave, went to Munich, gave a racist speech to appease the racist Angela Merkel and the Tory right wing. Now, he is reported to be livid at the reaction to his speech. Insiders at Downing Street, insist that the speech was all about the...

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Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

Funny story: Speaker Bercow tells Tory boy Pritchard "not to take a leak in my time"

John Bercow is one Speaker of the UK, House of Commons, who will not cow tow to the Government or their Whips. A Tory MP, Bercow was elected, as Speaker, by the Labour Party, who were the majority party in the House of Commons. Since then, the Tor...

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The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

Funny story: The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

It has been a hectic afternoon for the ConDemned coalition. First the Deputy Prime Minister, then the Secretary of State for Education were dragged through the House of Commons by the opposition. An opposition, in Nick Clegg's case that included many...

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Order! Order!

Funny story: Order! Order!

For our overseas readers and writers, the Speaker of the House of Commons utters these words to silence the Commons. The position of Speaker goes back to the 14th century and it is possibly the most respected post in the United Kingdom. The curren...

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Speaker Smacks Tory

Funny story: Speaker Smacks Tory

House of Commons Speaker Michael Martin, under mounting pressure to quit his post, lived up to his "Gorbals Mick" nickname by headbutting a Tory backbencher during a furious debate on the expenses scandal. Rupert Farquahar, MP for Upper Rimming in...

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The Idiot's Guide: Former Presidents and Employment

Funny story: The Idiot's Guide: Former Presidents and Employment

While professional speaker or author may be the career of choice for many former presidents, others will obviously have to follow another path.

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Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and introduced a bill regarding toilet seats. Under the new legislation, if it passes, failure to put the seat down would be punishable as a class C felony. In a male dominated House of Representatives, this measur...

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Altech Lansing Develops Speakers That Can Talk to God

When it comes to awesome performance in a compact design, few speaker systems compare to the Holy 1000. The thing that makes this speaker different from all others is that if you speak into them You can actually speak to God.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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