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Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa, the store where people with more brains than money shop (distinguishing it from other department stores, where the opposite is true), has unveiled it's latest lingerie range that is sure to have women (and men!) reaching for their c...

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Sparks and Mensa to sell wide packets of crisps

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa to sell wide packets of crisps

Sparks and Mensa, the home and fashion store for those in the top bracket of intelligence, have launched their new crisp range. There has been a slight hiccup in the launch, when it was discovered that the standard width crisp packet isn't wide enoug...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their Klein Luggage

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their Klein Luggage

Sparks and Mensa, the department store for those with an above average IQ, launched their latest luggage range, but it has already come under fire. The so called 'Klein Range' uses the principles laid down by German mathematician Felix Klein to de...

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Sparks and Mensa change their store layout

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa change their store layout

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent has made a move to ensure that only those intelligentsia will be using their stores in future by changing the layout of the stores. "The traditional approach to stores,"...

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Sparks and Mensa launch Eye Shadow for men

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch Eye Shadow for men

Sparks and Mensa the high street shop for the supernova of the intelligentsia have announced a new eye make up range aimed exclusively at men. "The eye liner range we launched last year did remarkably well," said manager of the Dorking store, Just...

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Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store used by people with more brains than cash, has developed the latest must have trend for women: adjustable height heels. "We've all been there," said product designer Frank Boshell. "Sometimes we n...

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Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa announce lower profits for the year

Sparks and Mensa, the High Street store that the intelligentsia know and love has announced lower pre-tax profits than at this point last year. "Our pre-tax profits are down by just over ten percent," said accountant, Ben Counter, who has shown be...

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Sparks and Mensa to team up

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa to team up

After reading several pieces on 'The Spoof' where Sparks and Mensa is used to denote middle England's favorite store Ron and Russell Mael better known as the band Sparks and to team up with High IQ club Mensa to promote learning. "Both Ron and I...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for those with more brains than brawn, are launching a new range of mouth wear, Denture Tools. "We're very pleased with our new range," said creator, Dennis Chure. "We think it is a step forward in teeth."...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their Health and Safety fashion range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their Health and Safety fashion range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the fashion conscious and intelligent, has announced the launch of it's new range of Health and Safety clothing. "Hi-viz jackets are useful," said range designer, Wok Gann. "What they're not i...

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Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch the disposable bath towel

The High Street Intelligentsia Department Store with more stores in Oxford and Cambridge than it's similarly abbreviated rival, has innovated yet again with the world's first disposable bath towel. "You can either buy a single roll, or family pack...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their dancing shoes

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their dancing shoes

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for people with taste, intelligence and a penchant for the unusual, is to launch a new range of dancing shoes. "Unusually," said Mark Spencer, the CEO, OCE and ECO, "we're doing both a men's and women's rang...

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Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent, have moved into the bed linen market with a new range of bed sheets in fake tan colour. "We're doing pillow cases, fitted sheets and flat sheets in three shades of fake...

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Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Large breasted women everywhere can now finally rejoice. For a long time, women of limited cleavage have been able to buy push up bras to bring them more in line with the perceived national average. The perceived national average is two cup sizes...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their nudist range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their nudist range

Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the High IQ High Street shopper, are to launch a range of clothing suitable for nudists. "Intense market research at a variety of nudist camps and beaches have led us to believe that such a range would not...

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