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Obummer: no amnesty until October

Funny story: Obummer: no amnesty until October

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- Pressured by key Democrats seeking reelection in November and trying to maintain his death grip on the Senate, President Barack Obummer agreed to postpone signing an executive order that would grant unconditional amnesty to...

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World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

Funny story: World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

New Airline Operator Spanish Fly is to give Mile High Club Vouchers for free Oysters and Champagne during flights. C.E.O. Antonio Bandaid said today. "We called the airline Spanish Fly while under the influence of cocaine at the dentists." "...

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Spanish Snatch Rajoy says "I am human, I watch Fawlty Towers and love Monty Python"

Funny story: Spanish Snatch Rajoy says "I am human, I watch Fawlty Towers and love Monty Python"

Snatch expert Mariano Rajoy yesterday claimed to be as human as the next Neo Fascist. "I love England and its sitcoms and am a fan of Leonard Sachs who plays a brilliant cameo of an average Spanish man in Fawlty Towers" "I long for the good old d...

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Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

Funny story: Costa Rica Is Contemplating A Name Change

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - The Central American country of Costa Rica has expressed a desire to move into the computer era. President Kiko Sombrero met with his two chief advisers and they discussed the possibility of a name change. The president s...

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Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg

Funny story: Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg

New York City - Michael Bloomberg is just weeks away from being forced out of office by an angry mob. (At least that's the way most envision his departure.) The mayor's forthcoming eviction raises the question: What's Mad Mike going to do with all of that free time he is going to have on his hands? Here are the top 10 suggestions: 1. Start by invading Poland. 2. Save a buck by doing...

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Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

Funny story: Los Angeles Mandates That All Homeless Signs Must Now Be In English and In Spanish

LOS ANGELES - Caving in to strong public opinion Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has just issue a Mayoral Directive that he says will go into effect at 12:03 a.m. on Thursday, August 22. Mayor Garcetti informed the news media that after receiving...

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Mitt Romney Is Learning Spanish

Funny story: Mitt Romney Is Learning Spanish

RENO, Nevada - Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Reno where he spoke at the home of millionaire casino chip manufacturer Coltrane "Moneybags" Chickweister. Romney told the crowd estimated to be in the high 4...

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Review: Language tapes

Funny story: Review: Language tapes

As the Spoof's foremost reviewer I get to review some cool stuff. This month I was sent three Lingo language packs: German, Italian and Spanish. I would quite like to have learned Chinese, just to find out what the people in the Chinese Chippy were saying about me. I've never been very good at learning languages though. I even with English struggle. Lingo packs come in three parts. These are:...

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USA to lose licence to use English language

Funny story: USA to lose licence to use English language

The current 250 year licence granted to the USA to use English as its official language is due to expire at the end of January 2011. The licence was originally granted by King George III and intended as a stop-gap till the colony (as it was then) dec...

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Arizona to Adopt Spanish as its Primary Language

Funny story: Arizona to Adopt Spanish as its Primary Language

A bill is sitting on the desk of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer that would make Spanish the official language for Arizona. The law, meant to recognize that the Latino community comprise the majority over the English speaking populus that exist in Arizo...

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Siesta Fiesta! Save the Spanish Snooze!

Funny story: Siesta Fiesta! Save the Spanish Snooze!

A Spanish lawyer has urged regional authorities to add the siesta to a list of items deemed to have "special cultural value". Miguel Don Quixote's application was the latest in a series of attempts to place long-established Spanish customs under t...

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Man Utd 'Torre-s-mented' by Spanish Armada and a sinking Rio Grande!

Funny story: Man Utd 'Torre-s-mented' by Spanish Armada and a sinking Rio Grande!

Torres Torre-s-mented Utd all afternoon and sent a broadside across the bows of Sir Alex's half-Nelson Victory sinking in the Straights of Scouseland, better known as "Washed up at Anfield near The Mersey"! Mancunians were jumping overboard whilst...

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Obama Misunderstands Insult From Mexican Ambassador

Funny story: Obama Misunderstands Insult From Mexican Ambassador

President Barack Obama met today with Ambassadors from several North, Central, and South American countries. As they were lining up for the lunch buffet, Obama stepped in front of Mexican Ambassador to the United States Jose Luis Lopez Guadalupe de...

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Spanish Inquisition to Try Bush Torturers

Funny story: Spanish Inquisition to Try Bush Torturers

The European nation most infamous for injustice, torture and persecution has brought suit against six US Bush administration officials alleged to be involved in torture. The Obama administration has recognized that his predecessor's underlings did em...

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Russell Brand "Not Spanish"

In a shock announcement today, Russell Brands' management announced that Brand, aged 78, is not in fact Spanish. Stunned fans reacted angrily when they heard the news. As one distraught fan said,"my whole belief system has been shattered, the...

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The Spoof Film Review

The Spoof film review with the Premierships favourite Max and Paddy look-alike, Liverpool's goatee sporting Spanish Manager, Rafa Benitez.

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"English-Only" Signs Pop Up Throughout Mexico

Funny story: "English-Only" Signs Pop Up Throughout Mexico

In a controversial move, the Mexican government has begun hanging "English-Only" signs throughout the country. This measure has angered Mexicans.

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Francisco Goya's head found in string of onions

Goya who died on April 16, 1828 in Bordeaux France aged 83 was possibly one of the greatest painters the world has seen. When his remains were exhumed for return to Madrid 60 years later, his head was missing.

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