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Funny story: Internet pipe repaired

Internet pipe repaired

One of the main pipes used to pump the Internet all over Europe was repaired this week, after a crack appeared in it beneath the English Channel. The crack led to a massive leak of data which affected Internet users in Britain and the continent. P...
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Funny story: Spammer's Heaven…

Spammer's Heaven…

Spammer's Heaven… …where everyone believes poorly written lies and language syntax and spelling aren't important …where credit card numbers fall from the sky …where everyone's email and twitter passwords are 12345 …where nobody can say no to black market cialis …where captchas have been banished to spammer's hell …where everyone always forgets that they didn't enter foreign lotte...
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Funny story: Obama administration using "secert email accounts" in bid for "government transparency"

Obama administration using "secert email accounts" in bid for "government transparency"

WHITEWASHINGton, DC - The Associated Press (AP) has discovered that President Barack ("Barry") Obummer's, uh, Obama's administration, in the interest of "government transparency," has set up secret offshore email accounts and may be using them to cov...
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Funny story: Spam 'Viagra' emails destroy man's life

Spam 'Viagra' emails destroy man's life

For most of us, unsolicited emails advertising Viagra and other sexual paraphernalia are simply a part of life. Most of us receive them in our 'Spam' folder and delete them without ever looking at them. But for Marv Kuntz the story has taken a ver...
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Funny story: President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...
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Funny story: A Recent Poll Finds That 95% Of Hotmail Accounts Were Created For The Sole Purpose Of Collecting Spam

A Recent Poll Finds That 95% Of Hotmail Accounts Were Created For The Sole Purpose Of Collecting Spam

CONCORD, NH-Findings from a recent poll taken by the University of New Hampshire show that 95% of Hotmail accounts were created as a result of people not wanting to register their good emails when prompted to do so by shady sites. "Sure, I'll tak...
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Funny story: Hotmail server explodes, showers Microsoft offices in cooked spam

Hotmail server explodes, showers Microsoft offices in cooked spam

The Microsoft offices in Sacramento are calling in the cleaners this morning after the servers hosting their Hotmail email accounts exploded covering everything with cooked Spam. "A lot of people have been overusing their Hotmail email accounts of...
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Funny story: New Neighbourhood Watch Scheme to Quell the Rise of "Spam Visitors"

New Neighbourhood Watch Scheme to Quell the Rise of "Spam Visitors"

British Telecom introduced a way of blocking unwanted sales calls called the Telephone Preference List (TPL) a few years before the Post Office introduced a similar service for unwanted circulars through the letterbox. Now Neighbourhood Watch are...
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Funny story: Spam Is The Only Food On The Menu At Royal Wedding

Spam Is The Only Food On The Menu At Royal Wedding

London, England-- The only thing being served at the royal wedding on Friday is Spam. The infamous 'ham in a can' is the only thing the royal family eats--ever. Picky eaters and devout muslims are warned to stay away from the reception--even the we...
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Funny story: Man Not Fooled by Email Claming to Be His Girlfriend's Nude Photos

Man Not Fooled by Email Claming to Be His Girlfriend's Nude Photos

GMAIL, INTERNET - Darren Roberts, 23, received an electronic message in his Google Mail account. The message, which consisted of the heading Valentine's Day Photos from Me, Your Lady-friend ;) and the subject Nude Pics and contained the message Yo...
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Funny story: UK Government Employs Morons Shock

UK Government Employs Morons Shock

Following the news that Foreign Office computers have recently suffered an infection of the Zeus Trojan, it has emerged that the UK Government is currently employing people stupid enough to click on links found in unsolicited emails. "Some of the...
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Funny story: Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Obama watchers have grown increasingly concerned as the 50 year old President appears to be wasting away before their eyes ever since his recent Hawaii get away and his binge eating away from the Secret Food Police hired by Moochelle to strictly enf...
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Funny story: Levels of "spam" drop significantly!

Levels of "spam" drop significantly!

Spam, spam, spam, made famous by Monty Python and ever since then globally known as one of the worst things mankind has ever invented is on the retreat. Levels of it have been falling significantly over the last couple of years proving that junk i...
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Funny story: Meat Company to Pay Internet Gurus Millions in Marketing Royalties

Meat Company to Pay Internet Gurus Millions in Marketing Royalties

Lisle, Il, USA - Today Mike White, CEO of USMeat, LLC, the 150-year old meat packing company, made the announcement that the corporation will be paying millions in royalties to specific Internet Gurus after the December accounting is complete. "Ye...
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Funny story: More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

The continuing debate on the birthplace, origin, and religious orientation of Barrack Hussein Obama was inflamed today after the President claimed he didn't know what Spam was, never ate a Spam Sandwich, and only ate Halal prepared meat! Obama was...
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Funny story: SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores. While t...
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Funny story: Dear Youtube Spammers: Please Develop an Anal Prolapse And Die. Sincerely, The Entire Freaking World.

Dear Youtube Spammers: Please Develop an Anal Prolapse And Die. Sincerely, The Entire Freaking World.

Im getting spam on Youtube now? Some a--hole sent me this, in response to my kids' birthday party video. Did you know? Spam is a canned precooked meatlike product made by Hormel Foods? It is made from chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, cow assholes, salt, water, modified potato, swamp moss, starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite to help keep its color. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or "...
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Funny story: If you get any e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese, do not open

If you get any e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese, do not open

You probably heard about e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese in the Weird Al Yankovic song Virus Alert, it turns out e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese really are infected with viruses, of course this virus will not translate your documents into Swahili. The virus in these e-mails will however translate documents into either Latin, Sanskrit or Mandarin. The emails are either titled St...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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