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Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

Funny story: Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

While Clinton supporters say they would trust her with the nations nuclear codes, most of her campaign contributors do not trust her with their email addresses. A source in the Clinton machine tells us the campaign has a fraction of the email addr...

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Confessions of a Spam Filter

Funny story: Confessions of a Spam Filter

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Sometimes I'm bored and don't do my job right. I'm guilty of the following bad deeds: -- Just to foul up the works, I often grab up some non-spam emails and refuse to let them out of my clutches. I enjoy the confusion, scheduling conflicts, and pandemonium that results. Yes! -- My computer owner is obnoxious and full of himself, so last week I let a lo...

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Spammer's Heaven…

Funny story: Spammer's Heaven…

Spammer's Heaven… …where everyone believes poorly written lies and language syntax and spelling aren't important …where credit card numbers fall from the sky …where everyone's email and twitter passwords are 12345 …where nobody can say no to black market cialis …where captchas have been banished to spammer's hell …where everyone always forgets that they didn't enter foreign lotte...

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Obama administration using "secert email accounts" in bid for "government transparency"

WHITEWASHINGton, DC - The Associated Press (AP) has discovered that President Barack ("Barry") Obummer's, uh, Obama's administration, in the interest of "government transparency," has set up secret offshore email accounts and may be using them to cov...

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Spam 'Viagra' emails destroy man's life

Funny story: Spam 'Viagra' emails destroy man's life

For most of us, unsolicited emails advertising Viagra and other sexual paraphernalia are simply a part of life. Most of us receive them in our 'Spam' folder and delete them without ever looking at them. But for Marv Kuntz the story has taken a ver...

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President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

Funny story: President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...

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A Recent Poll Finds That 95% Of Hotmail Accounts Were Created For The Sole Purpose Of Collecting Spam

CONCORD, NH-Findings from a recent poll taken by the University of New Hampshire show that 95% of Hotmail accounts were created as a result of people not wanting to register their good emails when prompted to do so by shady sites. "Sure, I'll tak...

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Hotmail server explodes, showers Microsoft offices in cooked spam

Funny story: Hotmail server explodes, showers Microsoft offices in cooked spam

The Microsoft offices in Sacramento are calling in the cleaners this morning after the servers hosting their Hotmail email accounts exploded covering everything with cooked Spam. "A lot of people have been overusing their Hotmail email accounts of...

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New Neighbourhood Watch Scheme to Quell the Rise of "Spam Visitors"

Funny story: New Neighbourhood Watch Scheme to Quell the Rise of "Spam Visitors"

British Telecom introduced a way of blocking unwanted sales calls called the Telephone Preference List (TPL) a few years before the Post Office introduced a similar service for unwanted circulars through the letterbox. Now Neighbourhood Watch are...

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Man Not Fooled by Email Claming to Be His Girlfriend's Nude Photos

GMAIL, INTERNET - Darren Roberts, 23, received an electronic message in his Google Mail account. The message, which consisted of the heading Valentine's Day Photos from Me, Your Lady-friend ;) and the subject Nude Pics and contained the message Yo...

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UK Government Employs Morons Shock

Funny story: UK Government Employs Morons Shock

Following the news that Foreign Office computers have recently suffered an infection of the Zeus Trojan, it has emerged that the UK Government is currently employing people stupid enough to click on links found in unsolicited emails. "Some of the...

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Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Funny story: Obama Continues to Lose Weight; Experts Say He Could be Being Consumed with Intestinal Parasites And Blame Spam Sandwiches!

Obama watchers have grown increasingly concerned as the 50 year old President appears to be wasting away before their eyes ever since his recent Hawaii get away and his binge eating away from the Secret Food Police hired by Moochelle to strictly enf...

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Levels of "spam" drop significantly!

Funny story: Levels of "spam" drop significantly!

Spam, spam, spam, made famous by Monty Python and ever since then globally known as one of the worst things mankind has ever invented is on the retreat. Levels of it have been falling significantly over the last couple of years proving that junk i...

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Meat Company to Pay Internet Gurus Millions in Marketing Royalties

Funny story: Meat Company to Pay Internet Gurus Millions in Marketing Royalties

Lisle, Il, USA - Today Mike White, CEO of USMeat, LLC, the 150-year old meat packing company, made the announcement that the corporation will be paying millions in royalties to specific Internet Gurus after the December accounting is complete. "Ye...

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More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

Funny story: More Questions on Obama's Origin as He's Forced to Deny He Ever Ate a Spam Sandwich!

The continuing debate on the birthplace, origin, and religious orientation of Barrack Hussein Obama was inflamed today after the President claimed he didn't know what Spam was, never ate a Spam Sandwich, and only ate Halal prepared meat! Obama was...

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SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Funny story: SPAM Saves Carnival Cruise Ship

Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores. While t...

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Dear Youtube Spammers: Please Develop an Anal Prolapse And Die. Sincerely, The Entire Freaking World.

Funny story: Dear Youtube Spammers: Please Develop an Anal Prolapse And Die. Sincerely, The Entire Freaking World.

Im getting spam on Youtube now? Some a--hole sent me this, in response to my kids' birthday party video. Did you know? Spam is a canned precooked meatlike product made by Hormel Foods? It is made from chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, cow assholes, salt, water, modified potato, swamp moss, starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite to help keep its color. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or "...

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If you get any e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese, do not open

Funny story: If you get any e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese, do not open

You probably heard about e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese in the Weird Al Yankovic song Virus Alert, it turns out e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese really are infected with viruses, of course this virus will not translate your documents into Swahili. The virus in these e-mails will however translate documents into either Latin, Sanskrit or Mandarin. The emails are either titled St...

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