The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms.
Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...
CONCORD, NH-Findings from a recent poll taken by the University of New Hampshire show that 95% of Hotmail accounts were created as a result of people not wanting to register their good emails when prompted to do so by shady sites.
"Sure, I'll tak...
The Microsoft offices in Sacramento are calling in the cleaners this morning after the servers hosting their Hotmail email accounts exploded covering everything with cooked Spam.
"A lot of people have been overusing their Hotmail email accounts of...
British Telecom introduced a way of blocking unwanted sales calls called the Telephone Preference List (TPL) a few years before the Post Office introduced a similar service for unwanted circulars through the letterbox.
Now Neighbourhood Watch are...
London, England-- The only thing being served at the royal wedding on Friday is Spam. The infamous 'ham in a can' is the only thing the royal family eats--ever. Picky eaters and devout muslims are warned to stay away from the reception--even the we...
GMAIL, INTERNET - Darren Roberts, 23, received an electronic message in his Google Mail account.
The message, which consisted of the heading Valentine's Day Photos from Me, Your Lady-friend ;) and the subject Nude Pics and contained the message Yo...
Following the news that Foreign Office computers have recently suffered an infection of the Zeus Trojan, it has emerged that the UK Government is currently employing people stupid enough to click on links found in unsolicited emails.
"Some of the...
Obama watchers have grown increasingly concerned as the 50 year old President appears to be wasting away before their eyes ever since his recent Hawaii get away and his binge eating away from the Secret Food Police hired by Moochelle to strictly enf...
Spam, spam, spam, made famous by Monty Python and ever since then globally known as one of the worst things mankind has ever invented is on the retreat.
Levels of it have been falling significantly over the last couple of years proving that junk i...
Lisle, Il, USA - Today Mike White, CEO of USMeat, LLC, the 150-year old meat packing company, made the announcement that the corporation will be paying millions in royalties to specific Internet Gurus after the December accounting is complete.
"Ye...
The continuing debate on the birthplace, origin, and religious orientation of Barrack Hussein Obama was inflamed today after the President claimed he didn't know what Spam was, never ate a Spam Sandwich, and only ate Halal prepared meat!
Obama was...
Rescuing dead-in-the-water Carnival Cruise ship 'Splendor', US aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan was quick to offer much needed food and water staples including copious amounts of SPAM, while the ailing ship was towed back to American shores.
While t...
Im getting spam on Youtube now? Some a--hole sent me this, in response to my kids' birthday party video. Did you know?
Spam is a canned precooked meatlike product made by Hormel Foods? It is made from chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, cow assholes, salt, water, modified potato, swamp moss, starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite to help keep its color. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or "...
You probably heard about e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese in the Weird Al Yankovic song Virus Alert, it turns out e-mails with the subject Stinky Cheese really are infected with viruses, of course this virus will not translate your documents into Swahili.
The virus in these e-mails will however translate documents into either Latin, Sanskrit or Mandarin.
The emails are either titled St...
Breaking a long standing tradition of pork and pork product avoidance by the Jewish community, a Kosher version of SPAM recently available at several New York Deli's has become the most popular seller, jumping ahead of Pastrami in recent weeks.
"I...
A recently released and popular Internet security product was found ineffective for blocking erectile dysfunction and Russian dating service E-mails, while further program bugs forced a simultaneous purchase of a widely known pork-based product.
David Cameron announced today that the Conservatives would be using the internet to get their election message across.
He said, "We have always been a bit poor with technology, so we really want to get on the bandwagon."
Mr Cameron showed me a...
Discovering yet another "Serving Suggestion" displayed on each can of SPAM, U.S. and NATO forces have been launching non-lethal exploding cans of the pork based grilling meat against Taliban and other extremist forces.
Described as a "Brilliant lo...