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Put More Old People On the Moon

Funny story: Put More Old People On the Moon

Following the roaring success of this year's Christmas John Lewis advert featuring a lonely old man living on the moon a government minister has come up with a unique solution to help all old, lonely, elderly, people. Norman Bygate, MP for Staff...

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It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

Funny story: It's round, freezing and millions of miles away, who gives a F++K!

After spending billions and billions on conquering space and bringing back a few stones, bits of dust and confirming the fact that no other living things exist in our solar system, scientists have decided to send spectacular images back from Pluto (I...

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United Arab Emirates national flag on 100ft flagpole discovered on NASA's Mars pics

Funny story: United Arab Emirates national flag on 100ft flagpole discovered on NASA's Mars pics

Arabian Gulf - There were huge grins all round at the Al Mushrif Presidential Palace in Abu Dhabi this weekend as NASA released images of the red planet's Aeolis Mons district showing the UAE national flag flying atop a 100ft pole. "Of course thi...

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Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"

Funny story: Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"

Mars One wants to send two dozen people to Mars, and Peter Felgentreff, 50, may well be one of them. For as long as he can remember, he's been "curious" about science, he gushes. His curiosity about what it would be like to live on Mars motivat...

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Rocket Science Is Not Rocket Science - NASA

Rockets are almost all operated by setting fire to blue touch paper at their bases, Dr. Steven Hawkins told a meeting of Russian MILFS (Members of the Institute for Loggng Flying Saucers) at NASA Public Relations Department, Cape Canaveral yesterday...

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Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

Funny story: Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

The fascination of many Kennedy Space Centre spectators with unmanned spacecraft which explode harmlessly has led organisors to rethink events at the complex. It has been calculated that giant Saturn Rocket powered roman candles and aerial explosion...

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Philae Brings Science Back to Earth

Funny story: Philae Brings Science Back to Earth

Tragedy has struck after a major news conference at the Philae Science, Operations and Navigation Centre in France's CNES space agency, Toulouse. Prof. Claude Clouseau director of Science and Robotic exploration gave a rousing speech to a gatheri...

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Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Funny story: Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Dr. Isaac Dreamflogger, leading the successful Rosetta Mission to land a spacecraft on Comet 67P orbiting 310 million miles from earth has taken questions on the mighty achievement at a news conference in London. This is the first conference to be he...

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Virgin on the rocks

Funny story: Virgin on the rocks

Mojave Desert, California - A multi-billion dollar lawsuit threatens to shut down Richard Branson's massive ego following the Halloween vaporisation of Virgin InterGalactic's SpaceShipTwo. The rocket bombed shortly after take-off from a Californi...

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Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Funny story: Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Michelle Obama would like the Mars Curiosity Rover to build a nice little rockery on Mars with her and Barack's names engraved on it with the vehicle's laser according to NASA. The idea, which could be completed for Valentines day 2015 could sway...

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Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Funny story: Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...

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SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Funny story: SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...

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Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

Funny story: Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

The 10 biggest private Space Support Technology Companies have been asked to draw up plans and prices to bring the moon closer. A spokesperson for NASA revealed today. Calculations prove that if the moon was "right up close" it would become far m...

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After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Funny story: After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Canada has launched a Venus Rover from Cape Mountie closely following space projects by China and India. The Rover, while being very small, about the size of Ken and Barby's car is set to bounce down through the opaque atmosphere of Venus in eigh...

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Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...

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Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

Funny story: Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the G...

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Message from Mars detected

Funny story: Message from Mars detected

Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all b...

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This World Has Gone to the Dogs

Funny story: This World Has Gone to the Dogs

Sioux City IA: A retired Starfleet Admiral and former Captain of a Galaxy Class Starship has just written "Space Memoirs" about his various experiences while travelling in space. Here is an excerpt from the book. An amusing event occurred during a...

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