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Funny story: Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Spacecraft Philae's First Words Back to Earth

Dr. Isaac Dreamflogger, leading the successful Rosetta Mission to land a spacecraft on Comet 67P orbiting 310 million miles from earth has taken questions on the mighty achievement at a news conference in London. This is the first conference to be he...
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Funny story: Virgin on the rocks

Virgin on the rocks

Mojave Desert, California - A multi-billion dollar lawsuit threatens to shut down Richard Branson's massive ego following the Halloween vaporisation of Virgin InterGalactic's SpaceShipTwo. The rocket bombed shortly after take-off from a Californi...
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Funny story: Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Michelle Obama would like the Mars Curiosity Rover to build a nice little rockery on Mars with her and Barack's names engraved on it with the vehicle's laser according to NASA. The idea, which could be completed for Valentines day 2015 could sway...
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Funny story: Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...
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Funny story: SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...
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Funny story: Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

The 10 biggest private Space Support Technology Companies have been asked to draw up plans and prices to bring the moon closer. A spokesperson for NASA revealed today. Calculations prove that if the moon was "right up close" it would become far m...
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Funny story: After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Canada has launched a Venus Rover from Cape Mountie closely following space projects by China and India. The Rover, while being very small, about the size of Ken and Barby's car is set to bounce down through the opaque atmosphere of Venus in eigh...
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Funny story: Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...
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Funny story: Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the G...
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Funny story: Message from Mars detected

Message from Mars detected

Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all b...
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Funny story: This World Has Gone to the Dogs

This World Has Gone to the Dogs

Sioux City IA: A retired Starfleet Admiral and former Captain of a Galaxy Class Starship has just written "Space Memoirs" about his various experiences while travelling in space. Here is an excerpt from the book. An amusing event occurred during a...
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Funny story: Hyper Warp Drive Commercial Passenger Plane Leaves for Mars

Hyper Warp Drive Commercial Passenger Plane Leaves for Mars

Denver CO: Ares Space Lines (ASL) announced its inaugural hyper warp drive flight of mid-November 2050 from Denver International Airport to Marsport, carrying 300 paying passengers, has been sold out. Marsport is a settlement on the planet Mars popul...
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Funny story: Habitable Super-Earths found circling Red Dwarfs; Virgin Airways are now taking bookings!

Habitable Super-Earths found circling Red Dwarfs; Virgin Airways are now taking bookings!

Super-Earths orbiting red dwarf stars have been discovered and on hearing this brand new discovery, Virgin Airways has set up a hot-line for people interested in moving to some of them. They are planning regular flights to the planets and Pickford...
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Funny story: Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

A new rumor out of Washington was immediately denied by the Pentagon today, a little too immediate some are saying. According to different versions of the story it seems like someone had a great idea on how to bring the world together and stop man...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Secret to Suspended Animation

Scientists Discover Secret to Suspended Animation

Scientists have discovered the secret to suspended animation! For years scientists have experimented with extreme low temperatures to achieve a state of suspended animation in humans, but have now finally cracked the code. "By pumping pure aspa...
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Funny story: NASA Boffins Tell Optimistic Inventor To Put Device "Where The Sun Don't Shine"

NASA Boffins Tell Optimistic Inventor To Put Device "Where The Sun Don't Shine"

Local inventor, Sid Shelf, is looking forward to fame and fortune following a meeting to discuss his latest device with space boffins in California. As we reported yesterday, Mr Shelf took his "Space Scrubber" to show NASA scientists at the Jet Pr...
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Funny story: NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...
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Funny story: UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

Bloodyvostock - A $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe has been gobbled up by a 'massive mother******' just outside the Van Allen Belt distraught Russian space agency sources said today. The huge UFO mothership is known to lurk...
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"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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