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Funny story: Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Astronauts bumped up to first class for another NASA first

Moscow - - US astronauts will be flying at an unprecedented level of comfort and style, thanks to a new agreement between NASA and Russian space shuttle operator Retro Rocket. The upgraded International Space Station package brings first-class servi...
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Funny story: SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...
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Funny story: Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

Moon to be brought closer to earth for use as trash dump

The 10 biggest private Space Support Technology Companies have been asked to draw up plans and prices to bring the moon closer. A spokesperson for NASA revealed today. Calculations prove that if the moon was "right up close" it would become far m...
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Funny story: After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

After Indian Mars Probe, now Canada Launches Venus Rover

Canada has launched a Venus Rover from Cape Mountie closely following space projects by China and India. The Rover, while being very small, about the size of Ken and Barby's car is set to bounce down through the opaque atmosphere of Venus in eigh...
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Funny story: Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Funding Request Rocks da House, YO!

Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them. President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...
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Funny story: Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the G...
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Funny story: Message from Mars detected

Message from Mars detected

Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all b...
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Funny story: This World Has Gone to the Dogs

This World Has Gone to the Dogs

Sioux City IA: A retired Starfleet Admiral and former Captain of a Galaxy Class Starship has just written "Space Memoirs" about his various experiences while travelling in space. Here is an excerpt from the book. An amusing event occurred during a...
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Funny story: Hyper Warp Drive Commercial Passenger Plane Leaves for Mars

Hyper Warp Drive Commercial Passenger Plane Leaves for Mars

Denver CO: Ares Space Lines (ASL) announced its inaugural hyper warp drive flight of mid-November 2050 from Denver International Airport to Marsport, carrying 300 paying passengers, has been sold out. Marsport is a settlement on the planet Mars popul...
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Funny story: Habitable Super-Earths found circling Red Dwarfs; Virgin Airways are now taking bookings!

Habitable Super-Earths found circling Red Dwarfs; Virgin Airways are now taking bookings!

Super-Earths orbiting red dwarf stars have been discovered and on hearing this brand new discovery, Virgin Airways has set up a hot-line for people interested in moving to some of them. They are planning regular flights to the planets and Pickford...
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Funny story: Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

Will US/Britain Fake UFO Landing?

A new rumor out of Washington was immediately denied by the Pentagon today, a little too immediate some are saying. According to different versions of the story it seems like someone had a great idea on how to bring the world together and stop man...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Secret to Suspended Animation

Scientists Discover Secret to Suspended Animation

Scientists have discovered the secret to suspended animation! For years scientists have experimented with extreme low temperatures to achieve a state of suspended animation in humans, but have now finally cracked the code. "By pumping pure aspa...
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Funny story: NASA Boffins Tell Optimistic Inventor To Put Device "Where The Sun Don't Shine"

NASA Boffins Tell Optimistic Inventor To Put Device "Where The Sun Don't Shine"

Local inventor, Sid Shelf, is looking forward to fame and fortune following a meeting to discuss his latest device with space boffins in California. As we reported yesterday, Mr Shelf took his "Space Scrubber" to show NASA scientists at the Jet Pr...
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Funny story: NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...
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Funny story: UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

UFO mothership snaffles up Russia's Phobos probe

Bloodyvostock - A $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe has been gobbled up by a 'massive mother******' just outside the Van Allen Belt distraught Russian space agency sources said today. The huge UFO mothership is known to lurk...
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Funny story: Poverty Stricken Greeks to visit the Rings of Uranus

Poverty Stricken Greeks to visit the Rings of Uranus

In a bid to lift national spirits and world standing the Greek Government has announced plans to send a manned space ship to Uranus by 2020. Speaking from Athens, Greek Space Administration CEO Apollo Kakas made the announcement at a press confer...
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Funny story: New planet is speck of Keppler dust

New planet is speck of Keppler dust

A new planet discovered by the Keppler telescope has turned out to be no bigger than a speck of dust, say scientists at the world famous Keppler Nerdshed. "We were excited by the discovery of a planet orbiting two stars," said Professor Devlin Som...
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Funny story: Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

Missing HTV-2 'spotted on Moon's scramjet graveyard' - reports

California - Remains of the Falcon Hypersonic Test Vehicle - the HTV-2 - have been spotted close to the Nectaris lunar impact crater. Dubbed by Brits as the 'Robin Reliant of future space travel' the US $300m hypersonic flop joins other Defence Ad...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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