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Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

Funny story: Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

New York, NY Donald Trump announced some of the changes he will make when he becomes President of the United States. "For starters, I will be replacing Air Force One. My own plane is much nicer so I think the only comparable thing the government h...

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Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

Funny story: Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

The fascination of many Kennedy Space Centre spectators with unmanned spacecraft which explode harmlessly has led organisors to rethink events at the complex. It has been calculated that giant Saturn Rocket powered roman candles and aerial explosion...

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NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

Funny story: NASA Announces That They Have Fired The Fortune Teller That Was On Their Payroll

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the news media that they have fired the fortune teller that had been a part of their space administration staff. The story first came to light when discovered by Fitzwater Ribicoff wit...

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NASA Receives A Very Interesting Email From Kim Jong Un

Funny story: NASA Receives A Very Interesting Email From Kim Jong Un

HOUSTON - The spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb has informed the news media that an email was sent to The Lyndon Johnson Space Center this morning. The email was from of all people Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea. It appears that Mr.

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China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

Funny story: China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

HONG KONG - The Chinese government has contacted NASA and conveyed to them that they would like to purchase a space shuttle. A Chinese spokesperson stated that they want to ship the space shuttle to Hong Kong where it will be placed in the soon to...

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NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

Funny story: NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

HOUSTON - There is tremendous happiness at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center in Houston today. Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson has just announced that Hollywood celebrity Charlie Sheen, who stars in the cable show Anger Management has just ma...

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NASA Addresses The Rumor That It Has A Fortune Teller On Their Payroll

Funny story: NASA Addresses The Rumor That It Has A Fortune Teller On Their Payroll

HOUSTON - NASA is having to explain to the American public exactly why it is that they felt they needed to have a fortune teller on their payroll. The story broke after American Spotlight Magazine did an investigatory piece on the fuel used to pow...

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Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

Funny story: Congress In Debate About How to Recycle NASA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A hot topic of debate on Capital Hill is how to recycle NASA. "What the heck is NASA for?" Joe Citizen is asking. No longer a viable institution, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has been the agency of the Uni...

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The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - A spokesperson for The Kennedy Space Center has just informed the public about an astonishing discovery made by the Hubble Space Telescope. KSC Spokesman Virgo Coopercastle said that the telescope which was launched into...

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NASA Talks About The Rumors That It Is Moving From Houston To Detroit

Funny story: NASA Talks About The Rumors That It Is Moving From Houston To Detroit

HOUSTON - For several weeks now a rumor that NASA will be relocating its operations to Detroit has crisscrossed back and forth across the entire length of the country. Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center Assistant Spokesperson Skipper Flashfiddle, who...

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Walmart Wants To Sponsor NASA's Next Space Shuttle

Funny story: Walmart Wants To Sponsor NASA's Next Space Shuttle

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's largest retail store has just contacted the National Aeronautics Space Administration about a business proposition. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the Walton family has decided that they w...

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NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

Funny story: NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

HOUSTON - The executives at NASA are thrilled due to the fact that they have just received a very generous donation from the patriarch of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson. Phil told the press that the members of his family have alwa...

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Iran's Monkey Illusion Trick not as good as David Copperfield's Tiger Trick

Funny story: Iran's Monkey Illusion Trick not as good as David Copperfield's Tiger Trick

Iran's attempt to become the Las Vegas of the east is not impressive, said Charles Dickens's David Copperfield this morning. "The 150 trillion Iranian Rial "different monkey illusion" is, to be brutally honest fucking boring, said Paul Dalziel and De...

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Cairo Traffic Policeman to become Space Traffic controller

Funny story: Cairo Traffic Policeman to become Space Traffic controller

Due to the sudden surge in uncontrolled Space traffic, a traffic cop from Egypt has been appointed to monitor and control Rocket and Space Rover vehicles being launched in Ad Hoc fashion all over the place. "India, China, Canada, Iran. the USA Aus...

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Justin Bieber Wants To Join Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Join Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Many celebrities from yesteryear have gotten a boost to their careers by appearing on Dancing With The Stars and Justin Bieber is just smart enough to realize that fact. Bieber knows that his career has been spiraling downward at a spe...

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Geologists Must Give way to Martians

Funny story: Geologists Must Give way to Martians

Billions dollar budgets spent looking at dried up Space Rocks and blocks of ice to pamper to geologists may be at an end. People want to look at the little green men and space monsters which we know are there, but they dont get a look in because t...

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NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

Funny story: NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

HOUSTON - NASA has decided that it needs to find ways to get back some of the interest in the space program that it has lost over the past few years. NASA spokesperson Sharleen Shadowshade, 47, stated that the Human Resources Department has come u...

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NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

Funny story: NASA to Send Armed Rover to Mars

NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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