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Funny story:  Holland Cancels Its Plans To Start Up A Space Program

Holland Cancels Its Plans To Start Up A Space Program

AMSTERDAM, Holland - The government of Holland has just issued a statement regarding its proposed space program. The country has stated that they are abandoning their plans effective immediately. A government spokesperson stated that after cons...
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Funny story:  China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

China Tells NASA That They Would Like To Buy A Space Shuttle

HONG KONG - The Chinese government has contacted NASA and conveyed to them that they would like to purchase a space shuttle. A Chinese spokesperson stated that they want to ship the space shuttle to Hong Kong where it will be placed in the soon to...
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Funny story:  Spectacular cosmic discovery hailed

Spectacular cosmic discovery hailed

One of Britain's leading astronomers has made a discovery in space which could revolutionise science. Brian May, also known as Brian May from Queen, has a degree in astrophysics, and has been searching the skies for decades using a telescope he built...
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Funny story:  NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

NASA Receives A Fantastic Gift From Charlie Sheen

HOUSTON - There is tremendous happiness at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center in Houston today. Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson has just announced that Hollywood celebrity Charlie Sheen, who stars in the cable show Anger Management has just ma...
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Funny story:  The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...
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Funny story:  The Space Lizard Next Door

The Space Lizard Next Door

Is it me, or does there seem to be more people these days that might be carnivorous space lizards? The whole space lizard concept was the brain-child (loose term) of the much celebrated football pundit and renowned bat-shit crazy person, David Icke. It goes something like this: Flesh-eating reptile humanoids, living in underground bases around the world, have infiltrated every facet of huma...
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Funny story:  NASA Reports That One Of Costa Rica's Astronauts Has Applied For An Astronaut's Job

NASA Reports That One Of Costa Rica's Astronauts Has Applied For An Astronaut's Job

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics And Space Administration has just informed the public that a Costa Rican astronaut has left the Costa Rican Space Program and applied to NASA to become an astronaut. NASA's assistant spokesperson Skipper Flashfid...
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Funny story:  Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Taiwan has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...
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Funny story:  NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture

NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, spokesman for NASA, has announced that they have just received word from Sochi, Russia, home of the XXII Winter Olympics about a very nice gesture. Timmelfarb said that he received a gracious email from Tula Tambova, th...
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Funny story:  NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

After two American astronauts talked live to some members of the United States Bobsled Crew in Suchi Saturday, they have sent a message that they seem to be going out of orbit. "It's like we are being pulled by some magnetic force", Astronaut Mike...
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Funny story:  China Sends An Aardvark Into Space: PETA Does Not Complain

China Sends An Aardvark Into Space: PETA Does Not Complain

NORFOLK, Virginia - Word coming out of the Republic of China is that their space program has just launched a spacecraft into the atmosphere. The Rick Shaw News Agency has stated that the spaceship Yao Ming #1 was sent into outer space with an aard...
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking Reveals Source Of Ghost-Sightings

Stephen Hawking Reveals Source Of Ghost-Sightings

Remember the old commercials, "When E.F. Hutton speaks, everyone listens?" That is usually the case when Stephen Hawking speaks in his mechanical voice, everyone listens. After waiting until the Super Bowl thing was over, Hawking called the press...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of Justin Bieber who did not want his name mentioned has commented that Justin told him that he has no idea what the hell is going on with him. Bieber confided to the friend that he is one hell of a mess and he feels tha...
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Funny story:  Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Since the SETI Institute's Mothballed the Allen Telescope Array which scans the universe for signs of life in outer space, many were happy that enough donations have come in to finance the Telescopes working. Among those giving to help bring in mo...
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Funny story:  NASA Will Not Be Launching A Hamster Into Outer Space Because of Protests From PETA

NASA Will Not Be Launching A Hamster Into Outer Space Because of Protests From PETA

NORFOLK, Virginia - NASA was all set to launch a little astronaut hamster into space to study the effects of space travel on its digestive system but it has been put on hold. Mimosa Ledbetter, executive director with PETA, which stands for People...
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Funny story:  Girl carried off into space amid fears for lost balloon

Girl carried off into space amid fears for lost balloon

Worried parents and performing clowns have been seated watching news24 for the last 72 hours, biting eyebrows and clipping unwanted chattering teeth after somegirl, someplace, it was Alice but not their Alcie disspersed into the winds surrounding her...
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Funny story:  Chinese Trying To Embarrass U.S., Russia, Japan!

Chinese Trying To Embarrass U.S., Russia, Japan!

For many years now the leaders of China have had to use a low profile whenever international incidents came into play but now that they are out-producing the other leading nations and into the space industry, they are 'feeling their oats' as some wou...
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Funny story:  Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

Enormous Fracking Spaceship to Set Sail for the Open Blue of Uranus Next Sunday

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA, BP, Big Bob's Cheeseburgers, Jack Daniels, Coca-Cola, and Exxon have teamed up to send a sophisticated fracking operative to venture to Uranus. With any luck, the colossal spaceship holding fracking equipment and a full c...
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