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Funny story: Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

Mankind's Suffering Redeemed by Science

In a recent global survey by U-R-FKD science magazine among the starving and homeless of the world it was unanimously agreed that the recent discovery of mountains on Pluto and the billions of dollars spent on it had given "meaning at last to all our...
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Funny story: Open Letter to Earthlings from Ceres

Open Letter to Earthlings from Ceres

Greetings, Citizens of Planet Earth, We are Plafvizjian, Ruler of the Planet you know as Ceres. We have for many of your planetary cycles been waging war on you, a war that will last many, many more of your planetary cycles if you do not surrender immediately. Now that you have discovered our once-secret cache of your most vital tools, we are certain you will want to negotiate for their safe re...
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Funny story: Teenager went for drunken night out in Oldham... and woke up in a crater on the moon

Teenager went for drunken night out in Oldham... and woke up in a crater on the moon

* Sam Barry was getting a cab home when he decided to go to the moon * Booked flight from phone and woke up at South Pole-Aitken basin, the capital crater of the moon * 19-year-old said he won't use passport as ID when he goes clubbing again...
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Funny story: Commercial Taxi flights into Space may be blocked ny Unions

Commercial Taxi flights into Space may be blocked ny Unions

Inter spatial taxi pilots are already insisting that unless they are 'guaranteed return fares', it won't be worth their while. ''Many of these future 'Space Tourists' have a hipster idea of flying one- way to Mars and then hanging out indefinitely...
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Funny story: Cool Sounding "Planet X" draws attention away other more worthwhile celestial bodies

Cool Sounding "Planet X" draws attention away other more worthwhile celestial bodies

Theoretical planet, Planet X is again making headlines despite the fact that there are curious discoveries on other real, existing planetary bodies. Planet X, also known as Nibiru (another cool sounding alias), is an undiscovered enormous planet...
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Funny story: Cruz Hopes to Bring Will Robinson, Jupiter 2 Crew Home

Cruz Hopes to Bring Will Robinson, Jupiter 2 Crew Home

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As his first act as chair of the Senate subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, Texas Senator Ted Cruz has pledged to focus all of NASA's resources on bringing Will Robinson and the crew of the Jupiter 2 back home to E...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Will Sponsor Space Program to reach God

Ted Cruz Will Sponsor Space Program to reach God

Texas Senator Ted Cruz was appointed the chair of the Senate subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness last week - which means he will be in charge of overseeing space agency NASA in Congress. He announced; "As the new head of The Commit...
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Funny story: 2030 'no frills' Flights into Space can only be booked with Master or Debit Card

2030 'no frills' Flights into Space can only be booked with Master or Debit Card

The much - vaunted 'Tourist' Flights to Mars , expected to start in 2030, will have to be booked by Debit - Card only, if passengers wish to avail of cheap fares. Those wishing to grab the cheapest fares must also expect to be charged a potential...
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Funny story: Giant Meteorite may indicate 'Scots' settlers on Mars

Giant Meteorite may indicate 'Scots' settlers on Mars

A much documented Meteorite's course towards Earth ,may evidence Scottish Life on Mars or even Uranus. 'Scots have roots everywhere, including Outer Space', says Professor Hamish McFleming, Edinburgh. 'Yes, one could argue the Meteorite is Mart...
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Funny story: Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

Kennedy Space Centre To Stick To Exploding Rockets And $4Bn Roman Candles

The fascination of many Kennedy Space Centre spectators with unmanned spacecraft which explode harmlessly has led organisors to rethink events at the complex. It has been calculated that giant Saturn Rocket powered roman candles and aerial explosion...
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Funny story: Cataclysmic Comet Collision to End World in Two Weeks Time

Cataclysmic Comet Collision to End World in Two Weeks Time

Scientists controlling the Rosetta Space Probe's landing on a huge comet were jubilant that the mission had succeeded this morning, but their joy turned to horror when the Orbiter Craft plunged into the comet and shifted it into a deadly collision co...
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Funny story: Drunk Rosetta Comet Lander Takes £3bn Selfie Photograph And Exposes Itself

Drunk Rosetta Comet Lander Takes £3bn Selfie Photograph And Exposes Itself

The three billion pound "comet riding 'Rosetta'" spacecraft is thought to be reclining on the comet and sending texts and selfies instead of doing difficult experiments. The Rosetta descended from its mothership yesterday and was too intoxicated with...
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Funny story: Rosetta Philae

Rosetta Philae

Common crow admirably performs its organizational assignment as stated in the job description: Urban and Rural Macrophage, duly saved in the crow's DNA. In service of nature, the crow disposes of discarded harmful waste. Biologically, it has all the vital organs that human species has excluding the dangerous mentality of mankind. At dawn, common crow, an early bird, perches on insulated live c...
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Funny story: Philae Lander finds discarded condom

Philae Lander finds discarded condom

The Cosmos - Alien litter louts are being blamed for a pile of cack discovered on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. Pics of the offending trash were beamed back to Earth from a robotic probe, the Philae Lander, that picked up imager...
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Funny story: Space Exploration is waste of cash and time, says Nasa insider

Space Exploration is waste of cash and time, says Nasa insider

A NASA Technician and Whistleblower has revealed that most Astronauts 'don't know shit about physics ' and only want to get to Outer Space to 'get laid', by 'easy, well-endowed female Martians, who put out'. The NASA Insider claims that ''Astrona...
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Funny story: Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Scienceville, CA-Scientists were shocked to find, after years of study, out that the atmosphere of the planet Venus is healthier than the atmosphere on Earth. The atmosphere of Venus, which is primarily Carbon Dioxide (CO2) with traces of Nitroge...
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Funny story: New Google Maps app so detailed it will spot those buried bodies in your garden

New Google Maps app so detailed it will spot those buried bodies in your garden

Google has launched a new satellite into space last week. The Satellite's purpose is to improve the aerial photographs on their Google Maps app. "The detail on the pictures will be incredible" said head of Google Pierre Bustock. "You can see e...
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Funny story: Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Tensions were evident in NASA yesterday when it was revealed that the space probe Voyager 1 had finally contacted back Earth, however it was later discovered that the satellite had called back simply to ask for more money to go out with friends whils...
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