WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Aeronautics Space Administration is reportedly in the process of suing the Netherland Antilles.
According to NASA spokesperson General Langston P. Kokomo, the space administration has learned that the government of...
HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid.
Speaking with Pomona Vox of...
Howard J. (Slicer) Parsons, PGA Member and Chief Adviser to president Obama on "Outer Space," an office recently created for golf instructors and those sighting UFO's in the Washington area, submitted a rather lengthy report today to the president, c...
KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FL - Inspired by Red Bull's Stratos project in which Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner was sent to jump from earths' stratosphere, Chipotle Mexican Grill has decided that they too want participate in galactic marketing.
A...
New York - In a week dominated be Brits' meatier fears in the whorseflesh contamination scam and 'a steroid' attack on Southern Russia the UN's dedicated Outer Space Affairs agency says it's time to get tough on unprotected alien sex.
"We need to...
Astrologists have dismissed fears an asteroid due to strike into the Earth on Friday will 'destroy London' - but the Earth is going to have to roll with its punch. Astrologists say they are sure there is no chance of the 150ft (45.7m) wide space rock...
TARZANA, California - Someone once said that Gary Busey's rowboat is missing both oars.
It's also been said about the man with the bird's nest hairdo that he has all the charm of a speed bump.
But Gary has a tremendous sense of humor. He knows...
NORFOLK, Virginia - There are an awful lot of unhappy folks at the organization known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
The group's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter sent an email to the Iranian Assistant Def...
Washington - A US space company is planning to carpet-bomb a deep space anomaly known as the Arsehole of the Universe.
The alien swelling is located somewhere inside a massive black hole on a Brown Dwarf close to the constellation of Taurus the Bu...
Controversy within the Church of England has intensified today on the eve of a crucial vote by the General Synod as to whether Christians should defy some of the laws of physics.
'We are sick of scientists not taking seriously our religious Truths...
Its official! NASA has finally come clean and admitted that the space race to put a man on Mars is being lost due to budget cuts and that the 'commies' are way ahead with their space programme.
During a NASA press conference yesterday, a NASA sp...
Although it's been nearly seven years since the status of Pluto was changed from a planet to an icy dwarf, hard feelings remain.
"Hey, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune are just big gasballs--at least I'm 70-percent rock," complained Pluto.
Scientists all over the world are trying to explain the sudden appearance of the Voyager spacecraft, orbiting the moon. NASA and other space agencies are scrambling to find a logical explanation, while UFOlogists have stepped forward to explain ti al...
Space is to receive a 400 million acre extension, with stunning sea views and an en-suite bathroom facility. Several planets and a plethora of stars will also be included.
Local government officials initially rejected the plans, stating that the e...
NASA - In a surprise announcement today NASA revealed a secret mission assigned to Curiosity Rover - a mission of goodwill and cultural sharing intended for the solar system, the galaxy and the universe that will last a thousand years. A spokesman fo...
Houston, TX-- An exciting new scientific experiment is about to begin on Mars. The Curiosity Rover will be planting a garden of 144 marijuana seeds on the Red Planet later today. Space scientists are hoping to prove that marijuana plants can grow o...
Amateur astronomer Nils Snowberry explained how he has been trying to observe the ringed planet "when it wasn't aware he was looking."
Snowberry said he could swear that the ring structure shifts in angle when he takes too long to set up his te...
NASA's Mars rover vehicle has broken off contact with Earth and begun wandering off on its own. Despite years of training, the vehicle was unable to control itself and began humping rocks and chasing its own shadow across the Martian surface.
The...