Again, the medium Maude Smithie of Los Angeles claims to have channeled the voice of the 20th century cynic and satirist H.L. Menken. I present what he allegedly said because, at least to this reporter, it seems plausible.
Says Menken: "In his...
Last night on a rusting Soviet-era troop ship docked in the Strait of Kerch between Crimea and Russia, there was an unusual gathering.
Former members of the Red Army's October Banner Choir, along with hundreds of ethnic Russian Ukrainians, joined...
WASHINGTON D.C. - While speaking to Wolf Blitzer, Mitt Romney wasted no time taking President Obama to task on a comment Obama made this week.
"I'm very concerned," said Romney from his fallout shelter, "that the President asked Soviet dictator Me...
When astronaut James Lovell first coined the phrase from outerspace on April 17th 1970, "Houston, we have a problem", his craft Apollo 13 was in serious trouble. Today, in the face of another affair-accusation, Herman Cain's Presidential Campaign is...
Ken Lucid writes:
In 1979, Leonid Vitalyevich Kantorovich shared the Nobel Prize for economics for his work on the optimal allocation of scarce resources.
He pioneered the technique of linear programming, having developed the first model in 1939.
Complete and utter bastard!
By the time I was taking O-level maths, linear programming was on the syllabus and I hated it. Just could not get...
Manchester (Wet Soggy North) The Soviet Union drew up plans for an invasion of Manchester during the Cold War. Professor Cantona of Old Trafford College recently studied the plans. "The detail is amazing. Yes, they used ordinance survey maps and sate...
Figures from the Joint Examiners for Learning Qualifications (JELQ) show 110.2% of entries in England, Wales and Northern Ireland passed, up from 109.9%.
This means that 10% more students passed their exams than actually took them, a triumph for o...
Moscow, August 13, 2008: The Russian Federation has released emails concerning lost KGB memoranda sent to Soviet (USSR) state officials, by a KGB operative. This correspondence sheds some light on Soviet and American intelligence activities in the waning days of the cold war. The translated emails are provided below:
[strong]THE FEDERAL SECURITY SERVICE
OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION (FSB)[/strong...
Few spoofers could have done it better! The Nobel Prize winning Russian writer taunts the totalitarian Soviet leaders tirelessly. He uses his wit and genius and Western fame to pluck the beard of the communist dictators in classic novels and brave sp...
A senior ex-KGB defector residing in London has said billionaire tycoon Badri Patarkatsishvili was murdered, and that he expects more Russian exiles to die mysteriously in the capital soon.
Russian opposition leader Garry Kasparov was one of 170 people arrested in an anti-Kremlin rally in Moscow at the weekend.
Berlin - When the old eastern bloc finally crumbled in upon it's own decaying Stalinist foundations; it wasn't only hordes of badly dressed east Germans that flocked into the gaudy neon strasses of west Berlin; following closely behind the mu...
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