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Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

Funny story: Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century". The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and o...

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Kanye West Knocks Photographer Down At LAX

Funny story: Kanye West Knocks Photographer Down At LAX

LOS ANGELES - Kanye West's luck may have just run out as he will most probably be sued by a photographer who was pushed to the airport terminal floor by the out-of-control rapper. Several eyewitnesses reported seeing West physically pick up the mu...

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Every Major US Airline to Merge. What it Means for You

American Airlines, Delta, Southwest , US Airways, and United/Continental, are planning a mega-merger. The new airline will provisionally be called Delta Southwest United US, and control 70% of the air passenger business in the US. Delta Southwest...

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Southwest's "Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program" Put On Hold

Funny story: Southwest's "Breached Hull In Aircraft Discount Program" Put On Hold

Southwest Airlines --the air travelers's absolute last resort-- whose Scratch-and-Dent / Breached Hull Aircraft Discount Program drew tens of new customers to the company, has been told to discontinue the program after a flight made an emergency lan...

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E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) And Google Waves

(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. economy shrank to a 5.7 percent annual pace in the first quarter of 2009, ending its worst drop in five decades due to declines in housing, inventories and business investments. However, a ray of hope, the White House Gene...

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Airline To Use Volunteer Pilots and Crew on All Flights

Funny story: Airline To Use Volunteer Pilots and Crew on All Flights

Houston - Southwest Airlines is going for blood, perhaps in more ways than one. The innovative airline announced today that beginning in 2009 the airline will no longer have regular pilots or crew. Instead they will call for volunteers from the ranks...

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Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

Funny story: Hooters Waitress, Kyla Ebbert, loses carry-on luggage during Southwest flight to Playboy.com interview; in-flight nudity, body shots and debauchery

San Diego, California - In an attempt to make amends to Hooters waitress, Kyla Ebbert, for forcing her off their flight for wearing allegedly scantily clad clothing, Southwest Airlines offered to fly Ebbert to her Playboy.com interview free of charge...

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Southwest Airlines Moves, Changes Name

Funny story: Southwest Airlines Moves, Changes Name

Southwest Airlines (LUV) announced Friday morning that it will leave its longtime home in Dallas, Texas. The company will establish a new base of operations in Bangor, Maine. Due to the location change, the company will also change i...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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