Southampton were tipped to be the first team to be 'mathematically relegated by Hallowen' last night as the Saints struggled to pick up a point in a tough opening month. Local man Mark Le Tissueface told local paper 'The News' the 'Adkins diet' wasn'...
Police looked on helplessy as football broke out between two south coast rivals at Southampton on Saturday.
Southampton and Portsmouth fans stopped hurling insults and punches at eachother to watch two teams try to play a game of association footb...
Crisis hit Premier club Portsmouth have announced that they plan to merge with local neighbours Southampton. The cost of maintaining two football teams on the South coast has proved too much and insiders believe that a merger is the only solution.
It's been announced that Saints fans are preparing a typically warm Southampton style welcome for the FA Cup visit of deadly local rivals, Portsmouth.
As both clubs have had to deal with harsh reality checks on survival in the football world, an i...
In what will go down as a disastrous week in the history of the City of Southampton, a week which sees the very real possibility of Southampton Football Club fading into extinction, should ballerina Wayne Sleep's rescue package fall through, the Lord...
Following relegation at the weekend, a ten point deduction for next season, a bid from bitter rivals Portsmouth to buy their stadium, and a seven day deadline in which to find a buyer or face extinction, things were looking pretty bleak for Southampt...
Reports emanating from Fratton Park appear to suggest that Portsmouth FC are prepared to offer bitter local rivals Southampton £10 million for St Mary's Stadium. It is a move which will clearly infuriate Saints fans, but a bloke in a suit coming out...
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