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Funny story: Portsmouth To Merge With Southampton

Portsmouth To Merge With Southampton

Crisis hit Premier club Portsmouth have announced that they plan to merge with local neighbours Southampton. The cost of maintaining two football teams on the South coast has proved too much and insiders believe that a merger is the only solution.
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Funny story: Saints v Pompey - Visitors To Receive Warm Welcome

Saints v Pompey - Visitors To Receive Warm Welcome

It's been announced that Saints fans are preparing a typically warm Southampton style welcome for the FA Cup visit of deadly local rivals, Portsmouth. As both clubs have had to deal with harsh reality checks on survival in the football world, an i...
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Funny story: Southampton Mayor Defiant

Southampton Mayor Defiant

In what will go down as a disastrous week in the history of the City of Southampton, a week which sees the very real possibility of Southampton Football Club fading into extinction, should ballerina Wayne Sleep's rescue package fall through, the Lord...
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Funny story: Wayne Sleep To Rescue Saints?

Wayne Sleep To Rescue Saints?

Following relegation at the weekend, a ten point deduction for next season, a bid from bitter rivals Portsmouth to buy their stadium, and a seven day deadline in which to find a buyer or face extinction, things were looking pretty bleak for Southampt...
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Funny story: Portsmouth FC To Buy St Mary's From Local Rivals

Portsmouth FC To Buy St Mary's From Local Rivals

Reports emanating from Fratton Park appear to suggest that Portsmouth FC are prepared to offer bitter local rivals Southampton £10 million for St Mary's Stadium. It is a move which will clearly infuriate Saints fans, but a bloke in a suit coming out...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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