The last of the Zimbabwean big game hunters, Clayton LeMoors, one time sausage vendor based in Portsmouth but living in Southampton was called in today by Hampshire Constabulary to deal with a rampaging bull elephant situation, in Above Bar, Southamp...
A local man claims there is a conspiracy to make the county of Hampshire disappear from the map.
His claim follows an episode of the BBC programme Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is today.
In the show, pairs of antiques experts compete to buy a...
Portsmouth, home of the Royal Navy, is bracing itself this morning in anticipation of a visit by neighbours from Southampton at lunch time and the fear that a game of football might take place.
"We're prepared for the visit of the Scummers," said...
The Queen is to launch Cunard's latest Queen Elizabeth liner at Southampton today in a ceremony during which she is also likely to reveal a long-kept secret.
She will tell the crowds at the dockside that she is a life-long Portsmouth fan and that...
Following a lengthy, decades long spell of indecision, Southampton City Council finally gave the go ahead to Southampton Water's answer to New York harbour's world famous Statue Of Liberty.
In an extraordinary meeting running late into the night,...
Following on from a trend set by other councils across the country, Southampton City Council have commissioned a statue of two of the city's favourite sons, Benny Hill and Richard O'Sullivan out of Man About The House and Robin's Nest. The statue wil...
Two members of Southampton football club, known as the Saints, have landed themselves in trouble. However bored spoof writers have been delighted with the news. It opens up opportunities to say things like 'Saints are devils', or 'Saints go marching.
Looney Labour Leader and newly promoted UK President Gordon Brown will not intervene in the ownership of football clubs despite fresh concerns over new Southampton owner Osama Bin Laden.
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